[babyanimalgifs]

Dead 😂

[schmidtsburg]

You’ve had Winston for 15 years. It’s my turn. I’m Winston.

[catsandbreadandbikes-deactivate]

I’ve watched a LOT of tv in my 28 years, and i can honestly say that this is the biggest plot twist I’ve ever experienced

[babyanimalgifs]

the holy trinity

[delicatelytoobear]

[tgpgifs]

[mikesseleven]

John Mulaney deserved that Emmy solely for his bit about Trump being a horse running around a hospital. That joke alone saved 2018.

[beaft]

“What if we read the story of Adam and Eve with different eyes? What if we stop reading it through the lens of popular assumption and allow it to speak in a different way? What if it isn’t an account of punishment for one monumental mistake, but a fable-like wisdom story about humans graduating, evolving from the relatively uncomplicated existence of animal innocence to the messy experience of moral responsibility? What if Adam and Eve didn’t fall? What if they were pushed? What if the voice of God in the story is a poignant warning about what lies ahead for a more highly evolved species than a straight-faced prohibition? What, in short, if we read the story with irony instead of literalism, with a grin rather a grimace, as wisdom instead of dogma?Hard work, sexual intimacy, parenthood, a sense of mortality, the knowledge of good and evil - these are the sort of things that make humans different to other creatures in a positive way. They present challenges and demands, and bring anxieties, but they are also the ultimate source of imagination, creativity, rewarding struggle and achievement. In order for humans to be human, the fruit had to be eaten…Thus the story of Eden is not about paradise lost, but about paradise outgrown.”

— Dave Tomlinson, The Bad Christian’s Manifesto: Reinventing God

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[eclipsc-deactivated20160528]

[clenches fist] i just really love space

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[queenwinry]

there is a not scene in this world more romantic than mr. darcy kissing elizabeth’s face and calling her mrs. darcy over and over again after she tells him he can only call her that when he’s ‘completely and perfectly and incandescently happy’ fight me on this you can’t get any better than that

[pastel-miracles]

[perhapsarat]

this is canon yes?

[perhapsarat]

dumb fucking horse

(available as a sticker here!)

[sinfully-romione]

Every Single One

“There were times he felt heavy with the weight of the things he missed. He wanted every single moment.”

Rated K+

Drabble

Sin: Greed

Keep reading

[gay-tm]

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

[gay-tm]

[sleepycrow07]

So what do you call a group of women?

[gay-tm]

Friends

[sleepycrow07]

Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to

[gay-tm]

The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that

[sleepycrow07]

Not all men are like that

[gay-tm]

And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?

[monsterfallen]

Perhaps ^^^^ is what he is trying to say?

[gay-tm]

^^^^

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[aflll-blog]

Holy shit that was awesome. Thank you

[engagemythrusters]

AND MY FRIENDS GET ANNOYED WHEN I TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN