DUA LIPA.

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[callumhills]

callumturner: don't underestimate the power of this tiny noggin of mine 😤 @/dualipa BUT YES, APRIL 11TH, LET'S GO.

[lipaadua]

dualipa: oh please, i wouldn't dream of it 🙄 @/callumturner you know it baby 🥹

[callumhills]

callumturner: are u really i can't see 👨‍🦯 @/dualipa

[lipaadua]

dualipa: then you have to use your tiny little head to do what john lennon taugh us all.. to imagine 🙃 @/callumturner

[callumhills]

callumturner: @dualipa 🚪🏃‍♀️💨

[lipaadua]

dualipa: you know i'm rolling my eyes at u rn 🙄 @/callumturner

[lipaadua]

dualipa: illusion. 11th of april. get ready or get out. 💧💧💧

[duadaily]

dualipa: ILLUSION 11TH APRIL ~ YOU READY? 💧💧💧

[dua-source]

DUA LIPA via Instagram (January 27, 2024)

[dua-source]

DUA LIPA performing at Osheaga Festival (July 31, 2022)

[shawnhills]

shawn: i'll take that first step, like the nice guy i am. shawn: heeeeey, canadians may seem tough, but we've got feelings too, you know! 😒 shawn: don't worry, i won't forget that post-show rundown—it's all part of the service. ✨something✨ suuuuure. shawn: look at me and i'll be all proud and singing to the songs and trying to dance since i suck at it and just... drooling as well. 🤤

[lipaadua]

dua: nicest guy in showbiz 🙂 dua: yeah? like when you loose a hockey game or? dua: the service ?? ah i didn't know this was an all inclusive resort, but thank god. sssh, ✨something✨ is good for now. dua: yeah you better sing or i'll tell the guards to take you outta there. can't be having non singing fans at the very front. might kill my vibe. just remember to pick your jaw up off the floor before you leave. 😚

[shawnhills]

shawn: forgiveness? i'll take that as progress 😅 shawn: no, you're only saying that bc i was complaining, but fine... don't have me as speed dial, it's FINE. 🤚 shawn: always up for a challenge—i'm not full of shit, i promise! don't i always, though? shawn: i mean... i'm doing this for u... i promise i'm going to be fine, there's no need to worry. i can take care of myself. 😌

[lipaadua]

dua: there is a first step to everything 😇 dua: well if you're gonna CRY ABOUT IT 😤 thought you canadiens didn't offend easily 😩 dua: yeah you know my body after a show... needs a full on rundown. taking your word for it then. you actually do though, i can't even deny that. theres ✨something✨ dua: well then, i won't have to look far to spot you. i don't doubt you can. you're a grown ass man. with muscles for that matter.

[dua-source]

FUTURE NOSTALGIA TOUR Auckland, New Zealand (November 2, 2022)

[shawnhills]

shawn: fine, fine, you know everything. I'M SORRY. 🤐 shawn: whenever. i thought i was already on speed dial, ouch. shawn: exactly; and i'm really good with massages, i promise you won't regret it. another emergency? never, you're my number one. shawn: front row, yes! if i do get crushed, this is all ur fault.

[lipaadua]

dua: that's far more like it. don't wanna be hanging on by a loose thread.. i will consider forgiving you. dua: noted. might hold you to that. psht, you are now. that's what i just said 😭 but even speedier now. 🙂 dua: aha really? well, i have to put that to the test then. make sure you're not full of shit. awh, careful now.. you might make me feel ✨special✨. dua: yeah and have that on my conscience forever? thank you but no thank you. it would be the fault of the security. i vote you use a safe word if that happens and i'll get you out of there.

[shawnhills]

shawn: wrong? you know nothing. thank you for thinking it's cute, though. 🥰 shawn: you're very welcome, you know i'm always here whenever you need me. 🥵 shawn: oh yeah? good to know. let me know if you need me after the show, gotta give you some good massage, y'know. shawn: absolutely! front row. i'm fucking ready, babe.

[lipaadua]

dua: oh i know nothing ???? quite positive that's not true 🙂 careful, i might take it back dua: whenever? good to know. good thing i put you on speed dial 😘 you know.. in case of emergencies.. dua: i mean, there is some pretty heavy dance routines involves. i probably do need a good massage afterwards. so don't go running off. unless there's another emergency somewhere dua: front row ??? you serious ?? don't get crushed pls & thank you.

[signofharrys]

I love being out of the limelight - even if people still find me somehow. But please Dua, you know that your music is going to go straight to the charts. It's amazing and I have no doubts about that one. Even if you were to disappear off the face of the Earth it would still be number one. I'm good - ready to play at this festival. Been a hot second since I've been up on stage. How're you? I'm going to watch your set.

[lipaadua]

Yeah well, you're Harry fucking Styles.. probably the most stalked person on the planet. Oh now you're just trying to flatter me and I see right through you, you know? But thank you. I'm very glad to not be releasing an album at the same time as you. Bless anyone who ever has to endure that. I'll be looking forward to your gig tomorrow. The crowd is gonna go wild, no doubt.

[shawnhills]

shawn: i think i'm always right. shawn: mind fucking you, fucking you... what do you prefer? shawn: i'll do my best to keep ranking high on that list of yours—wouldn't want to let you down. 🤞 shawn: making you feel special comes naturally. making bad decisions, uh? would i be a bad decision? guess i'll have to find out. shawn: see you in a few minutes. 🥵

[lipaadua]

dua: that's cute of you. it's wrong. but cute. dua: you know what i prefer, especially after yesterday thank you very much. 😮‍💨 dua: got me in a great place mentally ahead of today. 😇 dua: are you coming down to watch ???

[angelbabytroye]

Boyfriend. Believe me, I'm still just as shocked as you are? It's Ross, you know him? Some kinda fucking spark like the movies shit on the set of my music video, and we roomed together in Fiji and... things happened.

[lipaadua]

Oh wow, I mean.. we live for those sparks don't we? Fucking hell.. good for you Troye. You deserve a man who treats you the right way. What a vibe. Sometimes these things happen when you least expect them, and they lead to the best thing ever.

[emmaswatscn]

Bless your heart for trying. There's nothing wrong with having different taste to other people. Personally, I've never enjoyed vodka. It smells too much like nail polish remover for me to ever enjoy it, but if that's your drink of choice then don't allow the masses to sway you into thinking your opinion is wrong. Yeah, I do have my own gin which I made with my brother, Alex. I can always send you a bottle whenever you're home. I think you might enjoy it a little more than the ones you'd find in a bar. I do however think that mixing it with something you love is the key if gin just isn't for you. I see what you did there. I'm doing well, thank you! I'm excited to be here and that's only amplified by seeing your face. It has been far too long, we'll have to catch up while we're both here. How are you? Are you excited to perform? Your set is highly anticipated, I can't wait to see you. I'll be singing my heart out while you're on stage.

[lipaadua]

Oh god, nail polish remover? Thank you for that one - now I am sure that will be the only thing on my mind next time I'm taking a shot of vodka. I'm only joking babes. You are absolutely right when it comes to saying we're all allowed our different opinions. We've got a variety of preferences and imagine if we didn't, how insanely boring wouldn't that be? Oh would you? You're actually an angel. In return I will reserve two tickets for you Alex for my show at the Royal Albert Hall in October. I'll even serve your gin backstage just because. You are seriously such a sweetheart and I always miss you when you're not around. So am absolutely over the moon that you are here too. I'm so glad to hear that. Yeah I'm better than ever thank you babes. Oh you're kidding me... I am so stoked it's not even funny. Haven't done a proper festival gig in what feels like forever. As you should, I wanna see you having the best time in the crowd okay.

[hillsnickj]

Of course. That's because you haven't tasted mine yet. I'm pretty sure i can change your mind. Alright alright, I'll let you have some lemon and salt. Do you also want it to be a body shot? Hold on, I'm not your favorite already? How is that even possible? Which of my brothers do I need to fight?

[lipaadua]

Does making it a body shot make it change how completely vile and disgusting it is? Cause if so, then absolutely go for it. As long as I get the lemon and salt, I might get it down without throwing up. Joe has always been my favorite. I'm sorry Nick, that's just how it is. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though. You can change my mind.