don't look @ me

jamie, 26, sad femme. [[terfs dni]]

[princessofparfait]

Lana del rey shooting "Tropico"

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

[lipfilllers]

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[waskitty]

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

[angelicdust]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know the word unalive is actually hilarious so it’s disappointing to me that people use it as self censorship instead of as a thing to say when you’re being unserious or lighthearted

[jenn1fersbody]

[morganathewitch]

Anemone woods, May 2026.

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[jenn1fersbody]

[infectiouspiss]

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman