NOOOOOO

Oh shit it's right there Wyatt 26 gay af Seattle occasionally nsfw will suck dick if provoked

[itsafuckenbear]

Figured I should update y'all on what I look like now since it's been a Minute.

Feat. this mustache that's growing on me ;)

[succulentpumpkins]

Throwback to my best dick pic of 2019

[gachizone]

[trans4trans]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

preddy cool but itd be better if it had sounds of poeple and babies screaming

[trans4trans]

what the hell man

[pkpaulshow]

[the-gr3y]

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

[wereralph]

IM DYING

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

I’m him

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[were--ralph]

I think we as a society should revisit the idea of armpits having holes you can do stuff with

[were--ralph]

like okay imagine you're cold and you just crawl into your SO's hairy pit hole for the night and they sweat so much you just kinda slide in and out easy and they have a pit orgasm because you're so deep in there and its sweat and cum and then they

[were--ralph]

imagine having deodorant but its like breath mints for your pitholes

do i have any investors? anyone looking to cash in on this concept?

[were--ralph]

oh people want to fuck an ear or lick a foot but I'M the weird one I'm the one being stoned in public they said jesus was crazy and look where it got him he's on the Ellen Show and talks to Joe Biden daily

[were--ralph]

[997]

never not thinking abt him

[catasters]

[were--ralph]

theres a funny comic joke of being a kid with poly parents and being trapped in a tornado of "did you ask your dad" and not knowing which dad

[were--ralph]

introducing your friends to your poly dads could be fun as well

"this is dad, this is father, this is pops, and this is papa"

[were--ralph]

that's also very fun bc one could literally use the "hi [X] i'm Dad" dad-joke a lot

but also imagine going to parent-teacher conferences it could be very fun someone should make this into a comic series

[neuropathyhaver69]

there's a dads in a clown dar joke in there

[were--ralph]

oh absolutely

[comikbook]

me coming on tumblr dot com telling people to send me asks

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[k-wame]

[targetedknowledge]

[coachesdreams]

[bigandhuskyfellows]

you got a nice bum

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[gazehaven]

 gabriel ian robles