All monsters are human.

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[krisfuckingstew]

Kristen Stewart on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon 

[mysharona1987]

Why David Wong is one of the funniest writers around.

[murderpope]

some glorious quotes from John Dies @ The End by David Wong this book is 100% gold go read it

[craving-freedom]

[gretnalibrary-deactivated201812]

Gorgeous.

[uselessatheart]

She’d become an English major for the purest and dullest of reasons: because she loved to read.

Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot (via uselessatheart)

[kristenstuwarts]

(x)

[capacity]

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that

[the-bookshop]

Bookish Bedrooms

[romantic-gestures]

[vrvong-deactivated20151121]

And my ass can’t even get a text back

[orhgasm]

[weloveshortvideos]

It’s magic! The cookie jar opens and she appears!

[showanus]

PLEASE DO NOT GET A "DORY" FISH

The fish from the new Finding Dory movie, the blue tang, is in danger.

With the new movie coming out, everyone and their kid is going to want a blue tang. Clown fish sales SKYROCKETED in 2003, when the original movie Finding Nemo was released. Unlike the blue tang, clownfish can be bred in tanks, are a more easy saltwater fish to care for, only needing 4 gallons per clownfish, and an anemone.

The blue tang CANNOT BE TANK BRED. They are captured live from the ocean, which can be damaging to the coral reefs.

The blue tang gets HUGE, and eventually you’ll need a tank the size of your couch to accommodate it.

The blue tang gets SICK. VERY EASY.

Do NOT get a blue tang, SERIOUSLY. If you are well equipped, an experienced saltwater fish owner, I mean go for it, but don’t get them as your child’s pet. They will be bored of it in a week anyway, and the fish will probably die. There’s tons of Finding Dory merchandise (shirts, bags, stuffed animals, seriously they have everything) to buy yourself or your child.

PLEASE SAVE THE BLUE TANG.

[parksandreccaptioned]

[micdotcom]

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

[cyberdramon]

It’s just companies trying to get more revenue, they play and prey on people who will buy products that they feel will suite them

[lipsofevil123]

me fall semester: wakes up at precisely 6am each morning, uses a planner, color codes notes, interacts with peers, has an overall positive outlook for the future

me spring semester: lying face down on the floor surrounded by overdue assignments, fiber one brownie crumbs stuck to my face, not sure if it's wednesday or sunday, waiting for the sweet release of death

[sherlock-hannibal]