My name is Val. I enjoy things. @liquidschwarrtz - Tumblr Blog

Help me name that fic!

What's the name of that Reylo fic where Rey and Ben are roommates and he offers to marry her so she can stay in the states. Hux plays the immigration investigator. Im beating my brains out trying to think of the name of it! HALP!

midori-n

Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

liquidschwarrtz

I CANT BREATHE!!!!

15 Questions!

i was tagged by the fabulous @dark-london

rules: complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

name: Valerie

age: 35

country: USA

favorite colour: Purple, Black

follower count: I don't know, maybe 25-30?

choose a superhero power: Invisibility. I would rob a bank in a heartbeat lol

favourite drink: Iced tea

a song you love right now: I am obsessed with Shoshana Bean. Her cover of Make it Rain has been in my head all morning.

dream career: So, I went to school for art and have done it almost my entire life, but its become more a hobby now. I am currently in dentistry and have been for 10 years. I kind of missed my calling as a Funerary Director or aesthetician. What can I say, I love pimple popping and mortuary science. 🤣🤣

dream vacation: Most people would say Europe, but honestly, I would love to roadtrip around the country (USA) to thrift store shop. I live in Florida, so I would make my way around and then end it with a trip to Disney before going back home.

hogwarts house: I have no idea, I've never checked (please don't hurt me!)

favourite character/characters of the week: Its a fair estimate that I'm pretty much obsessed with Kylo Ren and General Hux 😍

how you like to keep your hair: Up in a ponytail for work, but if I'm trying to look presentable I straighten it or put a little mousse in to tame the frizz. Its naturally wavy.

christmas or halloween: Halloween, forever and ever. No question. If you walked into my home at any point during the year, you'd be met with paintings of tentacled creatures and things in jars.

when you made this blog: Maybe 5 or 6 months ago originally for the purpose of stalking following my favorite A03 writers.

I would like to tag: @black-eyed-suzannah-q @kylotrashforever @gopherbroke @avidvampirehunter @fernybranca @lilithsaur @proporgo @reylocalligraphy @woundedwolfgirl @minkel23

This child was over trick or treating after 20 minutes and said "I don't wanna walk anymore!" Happy Halloween! #titanic #whitestarline (at Cape Coral, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnYSZUhCoIDpsremsMFi9sSnchCCKvnhQWsww0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v362klxbr18z

#titanic #whitestarline

apawcalypsemeow

Picture Game: Describe yourself with ONLY pictures you have. You cannot download or search any new pictures. Tag 10 people!

Thanks for the tags @kylossren and @usethehorseluke! You’re the best!

Tagging: @little-scribble, @reydarcy, @snowywarriors, @fernandabarrera, @mrsviolentfrights, @saturninefeline, @demikylo, @those-onion-volcanoes, @persimonne, @clouis-loumentine

saturninefeline-deactivated2019

Picture Game: Describe yourself with ONLY pictures you have. You cannot download or search any new pictures. Tag 10 people!

Tagged by @apawcalypsemeow!

Tagging: @last-jedi, @calledalaska, @kill-these-lights, @situation-normal, @black-eyed-suzannah-q, @leofgyth, @flypaper-brain, @alicestill, @lovethemfiercely, @eek-a-tron

persnickety-biscuit

Picture Game: Describe yourself with ONLY pictures you have. You cannot download or search any new pictures. Tag 10 people!

Tagged by @saturninefeline!

Tagging: @usethehorseluke, @pandoraspocksao3, @ladililn, @teamtormund, @liquidschwarrtz, @thevagabondthoughts, @spacecath, @reysexualkylo, @ameliareads-andotherstories, @riaria84

liquidschwarrtz

Tagged by the lovely @black-eyed-suzannah-q

Searching through my photos was quite interesting. Yes, that is my husband and I in the Spaceship Earth picture 😂😂😂😂

Tagging @kylotrashforever @gopherbroke @avidvampirehunter @dark-london @fernybranca @hattoripornzo @intp-slytherin97 @reyloner @thisgarbagepicker @starawr

attackofthedarkcurses-deactivat

What things in fics make you close out of them/unsubscribe right away?

Hi Anon!

Thanks for asking, but I’d rather not answer. I, like everyone else, have personal preferences, but I don’t really feel like listing my dislikes out.

First, I’d hate to discourage anyone. Second, sometimes those things I usually dislike work well in some fics, so I’m not sure I can say there’s anything I consistently dislike.

Instead, here are some tropes I love reading:

Sharing a bed, enemies to friends to lovers, belligerent sexual tension, huddling for warmth. I also love bridal carries, ridiculously cheesy romcoms, dark fics, angsty fics, soulmate fics, fics with tons of flowery descriptions…whatever. If you write it, and you’ve poured time into it, I’d be happy to give it a shot.

I think, overall, we’d all feel a lot happier and more encouraged if we focused on the positives and not the negatives. 😊

polkadotdotdotreylo

I love this answer.

I think it’s incredibly arrogant and negative for people to list their dislikes in public. Everyone has different tastes and what works for one person may not work for another. Nobody writes specifically for you.

It’s too easy to discourage new writers in this fandom. Much better to focus on positives and the things we enjoy reading.

P.s I bloody LOVE a Daddy kink 😏😉

minkel23

@attackofthedarkcurses I didn’t know you’d read ‘Arm the Doors’ even though you weren’t keen on angst. It’s really hard to break out of a reading cycle sometimes and try new things. I’m guilty of looking at certain tags and not trying the fic. But then, I’m glad those tags exist for trigger reasons. I pretty much rely on recs now for finding fic, and I’m so glad people are out there putting together those recommendations. So thanks for putting a positive spin on this question.xx

liquidschwarrtz

I think @attackofthedarkcurses and @semperfidani summed it up perfectly. This. All of this.

I accidentally washed Jon's $300 ipod in the washing machine. This is my new safeguard to prevent future mishaps. (at Cape Coral, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoR7FCwlVe_KNcSDKbPfPUC4xG5gIUZUTNMXLw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lgkqza9r5713

fernybranca

LOOK, LOOK, IT’S TUESDAY AND I BRING A @proporgo SOILED DOVES ILLUSTRATION!!!

This one is actually intended to be the cover, so I’ll put it up that way too, but I wanted everyone to see it before it had my dumb title splashed all over it LOL. There’s also a new chapter!! (and it’s steamy!)

In case you missed it, THE SOILED DOVES is my Regency Reylo AU. It’s 100k, there’s only a few chapters left to post, and it updates every week on Tuesdays! Rey is the urchin to whom Baron Luke Skywalker left his fortune. Kylo is the “Dark Duke” of Alderaan, whose ruinous estate must be saved by a prudent marriage. Leia is the bluestocking scapegrace radical, Poe is the dashing naval lieutenant, Rose and Finn are the starcrossed lovers divided by class…and Lady Snoke is the proprietress of Almack’s, leader of the haut ton, and high stickler!

liquidschwarrtz

Can we take a minute and look at that EPIC eyeroll? 😂😂😂😂 So, so amazing @proporgo!!

@fernybranca About to go read this chapter, I need to prepare myself LOL

Pink glitter Millenium Falcon? Don't mind if I do! Thanks, @lindsayland.pins 😄😘 https://www.instagram.com/p/BoKfzAiFS7tWwXY7_OwWz-R_W0mISBs5j2_qJw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=th2k4o9vioq1

I can't breathe!!!!! #nativenewyorker #brooklyngirl 😂😂😂😂😂

avidvampirehunter

GLORY’S FRAY by avidvampirehunter

CHAPTER THIRTY FIVE. VIRTUE.

Her touch sears him like a brand—burning his skin with a traitor’s mark. He lets her turn his head, meeting her eyes. In them he sees what he’s always seen. Wheated fields, swaying so gently. Endless and beautiful. So full of ferocious hope.

A hope he can never give.

“Ben?”

He takes her wrist with as much gentleness as he can muster, her bones so small in his hand. Suddenly so breakable. He pulls it away from his face, already missing her touch as it folds them into a shared fist.

His voice comes small, eyes entreating, every word a curse on his lips. “We’ve run out of time.”

liquidschwarrtz

If you're not reading this fic, you need to stop what you're doing RIGHT NOW and hop to it. Seriously!

kylotrashforever-deactivated202

Tumblr crushes challenge; where you post your own favorite blogs to spread positivity and get your amazing blogger-friends some more followers!

Tagged by @perperuna93 and @monsterleadmehome (BOTH ON MY CRUSH LIST.)

*cracks knuckles* ½ Other crushes (in no particular order):

@sularae @reysexualkylo @starawr @starr-destroyer @strawberrycupcakehuckleberrypie @wilde-world @attackofthedarkcurses @reylocalligraphy @polkadotdotdotreylo @gopherbroke @malevolent-reverie @newerconstellations @wewantreylo @saturninefeline @novosomnium @thecalrissianchronicals @midnightbluefox @rebelrebelreylo @glitzescape @albastargazer @asongforjonsa @angrysoftboi @semperfidani-blog @bernardi46-blog @mel-loves-all @nancylovesreylo @r-e-a-l-m-a-t-h @fettuccine-alfreylo @riaria84 @liquidschwarrtz @ameliareads-andotherstories @luciefee @greyforceuser @starwarstrash24 @inmyownidiom @orkindofamazing @shylocryloren @daredevils-in-the-details @thewinterreylo @lalalovestarwars @lilyevansreyjakuu @farmgals @underpressure1991 @avidvampirehunter @hisfireheart @reylo-of-light-blog @hippiemermaid7 @youngandblackworld

IT WON’T LET ME TAG MORE BUT I HAVE MORE SO YA’LL JUST WAIT FOR THAT RESPONSE.

I’m sure I’ll miss someone, but if I did just know I spent an hour going through my tumblr trying not to and if you tell me I missed you I’ll think about it every night before bed for the rest of my life because me. I tagged anyone who makes me smile on here. Whether it’s because I love you posts, your reblogs, yours fics… or whether your constantly liking or reblogging my things, or sending me chats… just know I love y’all. If I’ve never interacted with you I’m sorry for being creepy and weird. Actually… even if I have interacted with you I feel like I still owe you that apology. Okay weirdness over.

Rules are simple, repost with who tagged you and #mytumblrcrushes and tag your crushes. You don’t have to, but why pass up the opportunity to brighten someone’s day?

kylotrashforever-deactivated202

MORE CRUSHES BECAUSE MY HEART IS FULL:

@loveofescapism @lyraeluna @bittersweet-binch @simplyjini @cutereylochan @kylosgirl9593 @mizuphoenix @sofondabooks @jbberry7 @obsessivepropulsive @faequeentitania @alicestill @usethehorseluke @mytinytumbls @sassen88 @j-dryless @generaloftheneworder @millyslitterbox @delia-pavorum @1fineslytherin @superbtyrantcat @reylolujah @iamreylotrashbitch @apisa-b @adnwahsal @angstyrey @bow-ties-and-brown-coats @pandoraspocksao3 @monharki @oceansbetweenreylo @porgletsfordinner

*wipes brow*

Whew.

liquidschwarrtz

Tagged by @kylotrashforever and @malevolent-reverie, who I am super honored by because I have MAJOR crushes on both these gals.

Also, tagging these crazy talented people (in no particular order). I am just a lil' ol' reader who has loved each and every minute of your stories, artwork, ideas and general insanity. Thanks for feeding my fantasy-laden head. I hope I don't forget anyone ❤❤❤

@lilithsaur @pride-and-prejudice-in-space @hattoripornzo @proporgo @woundedwolfgirl @mizuphoenix @black-eyed-suzannah-q @reylocalligraphy @diamondsapples @intp-slytherin97 @dalzonii @albastargazer @fernybranca @thisgarbagepicker @gopherbroke @avidvampirehunter @lucidlucy

skunkandburningtires

WARNING: FEELS!!!

Mickey and Minnie speak to deaf child using sign language.

shannonallaround

I’m learning sign language so I understand this! They said “Nice to meet you” and then Minnie said “You know I love you” Ahhh I live for these kind of moments!

what-i-have-cannot-be-tought

MY HEART JUST COLLAPSED INTO A NEUTRON STAR.

liquidschwarrtz

IS SOMEONE CHOPPING ONIONS??!!

List top 10 of your favorite female characters from 10 fandoms of your choice and tag 10 more people.

Thanks to my sister wife @kylotrashforever for the tag!! 😘

The Legend of Zelda: Zelda

DC: Harley Quinn

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Willow

The X-Files: Agent Dana Scully

Stargate SG-1: Col. Samantha Carter

Star Wars: Rey

American Horror Story: Asylum: Sister Mary Eunice

Disney: Madame Leota

Lord of the Rings: Eowyn

Doctor Who: Clara

@gopherbroke @woundedwolfgirl @avidvampirehunter @malevolent-reverie @black-eyed-suzannah-q @hattoripornzo @intp-slytherin97 @mizuphoenix @pride-and-prejudice-in-space @reylocalligraphy

kylotrashforever-deactivated202

In Other Words

Chapter 28: Fly Me To The Moon

She heard the soft notes of music wafting out of the wide double doors that were propped open, the lilting sounds of a piano playing reaching her ears. She peeked through the doors, smiling softly as she spotted familiar shoulders molded into a sleek, tailored suit. His head was bowed low over the keys, nodding softly to the music as he continued to play the sweet melody she didn’t recognize.

She approached quietly, for a moment just enjoying his talent and feeling her heart swell further with each new layer of Ben she discovered. Was there anything he couldn’t do? When the last few notes of his song rang out, his hands stilling above the keys, she slid onto the bench next to him. He startled for a moment, broken from his concentration and gaping at her openmouthed.

“Hey, handsome. Come here often?” She teased.

He continued to stare, his eyes roving over every inch of her and causing her to blush under his heated gaze. He swallowed heavily, finally able to speak.

“Rey,” He said thickly. “You look…” He trailed off, seeming to struggle to find the right word.

“Okay?” She offered in assistance, giving a light shrug of her shoulders.

He shook his head, a soft smile at his mouth. “Perfect.”

Update one of two! Love in the morning and lust at night. The perfect way to spend your day. @gopherbroke

gopherbroke

Fluffing up your Sunday morning.

All bow to piano Ben.

liquidschwarrtz

masochistic-tendenci3s-blog

A Message to my Followers who are going to be impacted by Hurricane Florence.

This hurricane is dangerous.

Please, take it seriously.

It is not just a thunderstorm.

Take it from someone who went through Katrina and saw the damage a hurricane can do when it sits and builds.

It changes entire landscapes.

It kills.

Get gas now. The gas stations will begin to either run out, or put a limit to how much gas you can get. Get it now while you can, because I remember distinctly the way the abandoned cars looked on the highway while we were evacuating.

Once that storm hits, the gas stations will shut down. There will be no gas for a week, at least.

You will be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Make sure your car is in good working order. The amount of cars left behind on the highway is astounding.

Bring your pets in case of flooding, don’t leave them behind or in a shelter.

Take a picture of every single thing in your house the way it is. Ever dresser. Everything. If it floods, this will help with the insurance.

Power will be out for a week, possibly more. Take anything that will spoil, eat it now/bring it with you/throw it out. You don’t want to come back to a house that is 80°+ inside with spoiled food. It smells disgusting. I know from first hand experience.

Pack as much clothes + whatever else you need as you can. You don’t know what you will be returning to, if anything at all. I hate to say it, but there were so many homes lost in Katrina in mg area to flooding & I didn’t even live in the Soup Bowl.

From what I’ve seen, the outer bands are strengthening. They’re red at this point. This hurricane is getting stronger, and it’s well built. There are no winds to tear it apart. It’s eye is holding together, and that’s terrifying. A well built storm like this one can ruin lives. It’s not a joke.

Please, please stay safe. Evacuate ASAP if you’re in the direct line.

Don’t wait until it is here. That is how you get killed. Do not evacuate in the middle of it. Don’t wait until last minute.

It is always better to be safe than sorry.

Please stay safe.

Listen to the news. Follow their advice.

Leave while you still can, before the highways get clogged up. Go as far in-land as you can. Leave the state entirely if you have to.

We did. And we still felt the effects of Katrina.

Please, stay safe.

persimart

My heart breaks reading this, stay safe 💔

liquidschwarrtz

A million percent agree. Hurricane Irma went right over my home last year. Everything was a clusterfuck despite being prepared. Please stay safe and evacuate if you can!