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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

Why do anti science people cherry pick which science to oppose and why isn't there a mass movement calling refrigerators and washing machines and ovens and cars the devil's work

thegaymertrainer

jelibaen

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

everkings

grossly underestimated

aerodaltonimperial

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

spreadassholesdotorg

desidesidesi

Big!!! Steppy!!!

redfagdiver

Taking her job very seriously

bunjywunjy

she can very much guard this grain from ANY potentates!

almendriww

I loved Thunderbolts*, that moment when you have to defeat god with a knife and a gun

spicy-ryls

neglected guinea pig + scary cat

chocolunee

louveteau

valeroyeaux

fitz, every day for a year: hey should we maybe do something about the fact that regal is clearly planning a coup. like, he tried to kill verity using galen, he tried to kill me and burrich. he’s keeping everyone away from his ailing father and drugging him. like its not even subtle at this point. he has a vision board i think.

every adult in his life: fitz you fool. you dumbass bitch idiot. you stupid little boy. regal would never do that. sure, he says he’s going to every day and he’s a wretched little man who clearly hates you and has tried to kill you, and verity, and kettricken. but you just have to get over that. hes just a silly little guy. you know how youngest children are. now go take some drugs and kill a bunch of guys.

just-french-me-up

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

teaboot

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

starlight-starwings

If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this.

teaboot

And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

theshitpostcalligrapher

ye

professionalchaoticdumbass

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

professionalchaoticdumbass

eggshellsareeat

Notes are in complete agreement

scootygoesvroom

You ever seen Seven???

fashionsfromhistory

Sailor's Slops

1600s-1700s

Extremely rare survival of a shirt and breeches, called slops, as worn by sailors from the late 16th through to the 18th centuries. This unique set of loose, practical sailor’s clothing reveals life aboard ship. They are made of very strong linen to endure the hard, rough work. There is tar across the front from hauling ropes. The breeches are heavily mended and patched, which the sailor would have done himself.

The Museum of London (ID: 53.101/1b)