dumbass hours 24/7

A ; late 20s, she/her, i like liquorice and girls header by magentasnail

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it

[qqchurch]

[liivn]

A family of Ravens is putting the goth back in gothic at NYC's largest cathedral--St John the Divine. - by Above96th

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[jkottke]

Clipart Studio lets you cut up magazines sourced from the Internet Archive, images from Wikimedia Commons, & files you’ve uploaded, and create art collages from them. This is great — be sure to check out the gallery.

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

[afunn]

pasta by why you should have a cat

[fluffysheeps]

Prehistoric pastry pals 🦖

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey