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ALBA BAPTISTA: CHRIS EVANS

„BEARD“

rumors and blinds around Chris Evans cheating, are circulating for atleast a year now in the internet. and most of them are confirmed to be the wannabe A-list actor Chris Evans.

and i think anyone, who still is surprised or in denial, well is stupid, to say it ✨kindly✨

i know that many people blame alba for being an evil b*tch, that drove him into this career destroying spiral, but in my opinion, he, himself is to blame.

although he never was especially talented nor successful outside of marvel, he, as a man in hollywood definitely has more connections to pull weird pr stunts and even fake a family.

and since Chris evans is lonely, petty and unbearable as a human being, he got himself a

„PR-WIFE“

that would be young.. and willing and naive enough to believe that a petty manchild like Chris Evans would be able to turn her into a Star!

but Alba still gets the irrelevant roles…. and acts like as if every minor, irrelevant role she plays, is important and major to the plot as well as her delulu supporters although its not.

Shes also being neglected and ignored by Chris and only used on red carpets to sell his image of a family man he created. its pathetic to look at.

and instead of „supporting“ his pr-wife at „her“ premieres, he rather fools around with other women. and he doesn‘t even make it a secret.

via whitehorse-01 & quirksynope

i just hope its true and that alba really wastes the money of her PR-Husband for herself

just like when she bought herself into the Mother Mary premiere with his money + bought Paparazzis to make some pictures of her because nobody of the actual paparazzis knew who she even was and didnt care a bit about her

#golddigger

Alba is just… Chris Evans……

BEARD

his alibi wife to pretend, that he has a family, a child.. to improve his image although hes never seen with her and never supports her work. She is only there so he can point at her and say „SEE?!!! I AM NOT LONELY!! IM NOT SINGLE!!! I HAVE A WIFE!!! AND WE HAVE FAKE- erm i mean real kids..!!“ and desperate, pathetic lines like „YOU WERE WRONG IM NOT ENDING UP ALONE!! SEE??? I HAVE A WIFE!!! LOOK!! SHE LIKES ME!! well as long as the money is right.. erm i mean…“

im sure everybody in Hollywood runs his mouth about how Chris Evans was never capable of pulling a hot model or a hot actress to date.

he. is. a. petty. egoistic. manchild.

because how come every woman avoids him?! theres something wrong with him so? he entertains himself with cheap h*es that spread their legs faster than an eager olympic participant when being asked „but can you do the splits?“

Anyways… the petty loser Chris can play „Family“ all he wants and say what he wants, but that wont improve his image and it will surely never win him an Oscar, never an Emmy, and absolutely never a Tony award. but there is an award, that he will 100% take home this year, next year… every year from now on…

surely he‘d also win in the category „greatest manchild“, „petty loser“ and „cheap manwh*re“

[rainytellsitasitis]

Well.. Well.. Well This guy, Deion has been pretty spot on with his card readings. 😏

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@stephanie13diann

[stephanie13diann]

Nailed it and fish wasn’t in the ending either

[cosmicencounters01]

If a real child had been publicly introduced in October and the couple were simply having marital problems afterward, you would normally expect the child narrative to become more concrete over time, not less. Or just go silent completely while they worked on their own family. 

You’d get gradual parenting language, “adjusting to life with a baby,” comments about routines, work-life balance, maybe generic “they’re loving parenthood” pieces. Even if the marriage were shaky, the child itself would usually become more firmly established as a separate biographical fact.

Instead, the child gets loudly inserted, then never really develops. The coverage keeps looping back to the same wedding/baby/Oscars timeline, while the relationship gets more separation-coded and the child remains oddly static.

The sheer number of relationship timelines makes the ambiguity stranger. Years of heavy relationship pushes followed by more retrospective pushing this year, while actual current couple/family substance gets thinner, feels less like an organic family story and more like narrative maintenance.

Family narratives normally accumulate lived detail over time. This one keeps accumulating recaps. That is an important difference here. 

If there were a real shared child and the marriage was merely under strain, the first priority would normally be to contain the instability, not let it become a parallel public storyline. You’d expect the team to steer everything toward something bland and protective: “they’re focused on their family,” “they’re adjusting to parenthood,” “they’re keeping things private.” Even if there were cheating rumors in low-tier tabloids or blinds, you would usually try to starve them of oxygen rather than allow them to keep stacking while the child narrative was fresh.

The marriage instability was allowed to remain visible for months, then actually accumulate. The Oscars gave the couple a controlled public appearance, but instead of using that moment to reset the story, the post-Oscars period added more scrutiny, more timelines, more negative relationship framing, and then the old other-woman lane came back and was answered. If the goal were “protect the shaky family,” that is terrible containment.

If old material was being used to create the impression of current couple activity, that doesn’t reduce attention. It encourages people to investigate provenance, timelines, geography, and whether the couple is actually together. That is the opposite of making a private family boring.

So the function begins to look less like “hide the problems” and more like let the public slowly absorb that there are problems.

If the relationship was already over in substance — whether genuinely or contractually — then you don’t necessarily need to protect the marriage image anymore. You may actually want the public to notice that something is wrong so that the eventual ending feels unsurprising.

The Oscars then becomes easier to understand too. If they still had an appearance obligation or needed one last public couple moment, they could fulfill that without verbally recommitting to the relationship. Afterward, instead of stabilizing the family, they let the erosion continue.

That isn’t a happy family narrative, it’s a set up for ending.

[stephanie13diann]

Megan, please step the fuck down in public relations on all your clients. Because:

[stephanie13diann]

Can you just imagine when the fake kid goes to school. And the teacher say what does your mom and dad do for a living?

And a kid goes my mom‘s a porn actress, and my dad hangs out with other people who he kisses on the neck

[stephanie13diann]

Chris and fake pornstar wifey just needs to end this shit already. Because all the signs is definitely not looking good for him and she’s dragging it. Apparently, she likes being used.

But wifey is a porn star so she gets used all the time apparently

[stephanie13diann]

Chris goo’s over and neck kissing every other brunette but wifey

[cosmicencounters01]

If a real PR crisis team had to manage Chris Evans’ failed PR marriage stunt, they wouldn’t be “strategizing” or “rebuilding the narrative.” No. They’d be dragging his PR team by their lanyards into a conference room and asking who exactly thought this stunt was going to survive contact with reality.

A proper crisis team would take one look at the mess, the contradictions, the limp rollout, the timeline that collapses under basic daylight, and say:

“This isn’t a storyline. This is a crime scene.”

They’d treat the whole marriage stunt like a contaminated file, gloves on, tongs out, holding it at arm’s length like it smells. Because it does smell. It reeks of desperation, poor planning, and someone in the office thinking “maybe no one will notice” like the public is blind and bored.

A real crisis team would immediately:

kill the stunt

bury the stunt

salt the earth where the stunt once stood

No soft fade out. No gentle distancing. Just a swift, merciless execution.

Then they’d turn to him with the kind of tone reserved for celebrities who make their jobs harder and say:

“You’re done. No more hints. No more accidental confirmations. No more chaotic reveals. You sit still while we clean up the wreckage.”

And behind closed doors? Oh, the roast would be biblical.

They’d be pacing the room like:

“You launched a marriage stunt with no timeline integrity, no exit plan, no narrative cohesion, and no contingency? Are you TRYING to tank your own brand?”

They’d flip through the press coverage like they’re reviewing evidence in a fraud trial:

“Why does every article contradict the last one? Why does the messaging look like it was written by five interns who don’t speak to each other? Why does this rollout feel like a dare?”

A real crisis team wouldn’t just fix the stunt, they’d erase it from the timeline like a corrupted save file. They’d rebuild his image from scratch, brick by brick, while his current PR team sits in the corner sweating and wondering how they still have jobs.

Because the truth is simple: A competent crisis team would’ve cleaned this disaster in one afternoon. His team let it rot in public.

[stephanie13diann]

[cosmicencounters01]

What happened to that “leaked info” that team real got saying Chris was with the fake wife yesterday doing stuff only for him to show up in California no where near her. Hmm, and who was watching that fake baby I wonder?! 😂

They can’t even get their fanfic stories straight

🤣🤣🤣

[stephanie13diann]

Casper the friendly ghost was watching the fake kid

[jav-uni]

So what is this supposed sighting? Was she “seen” in California or Portugal? I thought she had some kind of movie premiere in another country.

Apparently, they can't say a thing because of...

Privacy

[stephanie13diann]

Why does team real because they’re idiots always think that it’s Chris’s fake kid that they’re talking about. In this video he says are you guys loving it and he’s probably crawling around. It has nothing to do with Chris’s fake kid, but yet team real makes it about Alma.

[stephanie13diann]

So she said she’ll maybe see Chris next week which means they started filming secret wars

[jav-uni]

I am laughing so hard!! I see someone wrote a message online how the baby was adopted by Alba and not Chris. Funny as f@ck now team real are saying, no the baby was adopted by Chris and not alba. BUT.. but.. buuut.. I thought they were a loving happy couple and through all that love making that team real pretends they have they made a beautiful child. So now there was no baby making… WHAT?! 🤣 I see they changed their story to be whatever they see on the Internet that best suits them. 😂

Don't do drugs, kids.

[stephanie13diann]

[jav-uni]

I am laughing so hard!! I see someone wrote a message online how the baby was adopted by Alba and not Chris. Funny as f@ck now team real are saying, no the baby was adopted by Chris and not alba. BUT.. but.. buuut.. I thought they were a loving happy couple and through all that love making that team real pretends they have they made a beautiful child. So now there was no baby making… WHAT?! 🤣 I see they changed their story to be whatever they see on the Internet that best suits them. 😂

Don't do drugs, kids.

[cosmicencounters01]

I had the same one and thought exactly the same thing 🥴

[stephanie13diann]

[stephanie13diann]

Funny how Chris is cozying with the onstage wife than his own pr pornstar wife and stage wife gave him a hug and said see him next week on a good morning America video

[stephanie13diann]

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[stephanie13diann]

So apparently, Chris was at D 23 expo today