On the rocks

Stuff I like. Such as dresses. Or stupid movies. Eat it up.

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Famed for its green spaces, the area is also rich in lead and chloroflourocarbons.

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“98…99…100.”

Soft furnishings are notoriously bad at hide and seek.

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They’re better than Clara. 

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The Hercules is one of our most powerful toilet roll dispensers.

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Nobody knows why, but we’re on Facebook.

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For years no-one came. No agents, no buyers, no viewings.

So he waited.

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>_>

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When terrible real estate agent photos and dating profiles collide.

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hawt

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If you’re not the pizza guy then we’re not awake.

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priorities

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One of the least sucessful characters from the Transformers series was Elderly Sofa-Gentleman.

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When you see it...

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I find I do some of my best washing up in the middle of the night.

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Smart!

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Tommy’s parents waited in vain from him to ask for violin lessons or join the school chess club.

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“OK so let’s get started. As the Main TV in this house, I expect certain standards from all the rest of you guys….”

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Amazing. 

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As it’s Friday, here’s a photograph of a butternut squash who decided to end it all.

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;_;

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The winner of our Spot-the-Toilet competition gets to relieve themselves and wash their hands.

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I spy!

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A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.

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Turns out they don’t use the woods after all.

http://www.homesnap.com/VA/Arlington/1633-S-Taylor-Street

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O_O

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Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.

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My dad would love this. Don’t let him see. 

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In real estate photography this is known as a Partial Gastric Eclipse.

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It’s beautiful!!!

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I won’t come in thanks, I’m allergic to craziness.

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It’s better than real cats though. Really.