his name was REMY

remy grande. purplepotionears

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@chlorinesippin it was worth it and i regret nothing

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this dash has been lacking some third grande sister content so i posed next to some random guy’s truck and he yelled at me.

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i got hired to cater a fortnite themed birthday party and i know nothing about this game but i do know my hands are permanently stained purple from shaping fondant llamas now

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Happy birthday to the most beautiful and patient girl I know! I'm so glad to have you in my life and I hope to be celebrating many more of your birthdays with you. I love you.

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happy birthday beautiful!! i hope you're having such a good time

thank you so much you gorgeous lady :(

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another year around the sun n she still wearing these fuckin ears.

grateful for the love and for the people i get to share this life with. and thank u for the birthday wishes. :) p.s. i changed into an xxxl hoodie minutes after this was taken, don’t worry.

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happy birthday to my best friend, my soul sister and the grande’s little ray of sunshine ☀️ you are strong, beautiful and everything i could ever ask for in a twinny twin twin. i love you, your bravery, strength and humor. can i be you? 

anyway, thank you for always being there for me, being my shoulder to cry on, and the ear to listen to me bitch. you, rina and frankie are my best friends and i’m always so happy and grateful that our family is so close.

i love you!!! happy birthday.

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happy birthday, have the best day!!!

my sweet pea thank you

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happy birthday, darling!

THANK YOU MOM

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do i get sappy about ari on main? do i post about how she’s the most graceful and kind and strong and poised person i know? do i talk about how brave she is for standing tall while the world witnesses traumatic shit no person should have to experience in the public eye? do i mention how cute her damn ponytail is? do i say how lucky i am to have shared a womb with her for 9 months even tho she hogged all the space? do i? do i talk about how much i love miss ariana grande-butera? lmk, lmk. @tacogel

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i hope you have the happiest of birthdays!

THANK U SM

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hey grandma. in case no one told u lately, i love you so frickin big. you’re my best friend, the person i come to when i need to have a REAL conversation about something because i know you’re always here to really listen, and one of the people who i feel the most at home with. i love you so much. happy birthday babyyyyy, 26 is gonna be your best year yet because i said so and i’m the boss.

you can’t tell me i look 14 then call me grandma pick a lane tortellini chandelier.

i love you so fucking much you one of the few hoes who get to see Remy Feel Things. thank you. you’re not the boss. but thank you. love you. kiss my cheek :(

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@junglelotus @detroitcryptid thank u both i can’t believe all the emotions i’m feeling i’m not equipped for this

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to celebrate mine and ari’s birthday here’s a photoset of me wearing her face on a shirt. congrats to joan grande for birthing not just one, but two cute bitches at once!!!

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@crypt-kitt3n THANK U ANGEL

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why do i basically look like ari before she hit puberty

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there are so many fucking flowers in my house everyone i know is wild