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[fatum679]

I will always be on Uchiha Sasuke's side because he stood against a system that can spy on you 24/7 with impunity, and then come at night and slaughter your entire family.

When your "allies" become your murderers.

That's why it's most offensive to me that Sasuke was destroyed as a character, and also that the system hasn't changed since Kakashi and Naruto came to power.

That is, Sasuke spent time in prison, and the elders continue to hold their positions of power. As if the humiliation wasn't enough, Kishimoto also took away Sasuke's arm.

[lishallii]

I love giving Uchihas with unconfirmed parents the weirdest possible family relations.

Just dead parents are too boring for me. What about Obito being the bastard of Shisui's father from a civilian woman(which is what caused the clan's prejudice against him)?? I mean, to become an orphan, parents don't have to be dead, the option that they simply abandoned him is possible...

I wonder if some Uchihas would intentionally neglect and abandon their children so they could grow up "stronger"? I mean, in their clan, psychological traumas = strength, sooooo...

Maybe I just need an excuse to make Shisui and Obito brothers, you'll never know....

I also just like to think that Shisui's father is an asshole for reasons unknown to me....

Oh, and there's also the idea that there are rumors in the village that the Uchihas torture their children or something like that to awaken the Mangekyo(this would be an isolated case that would be condemned by the Uchihas themselves)

The Uchiha clan is so fun to think about, they are probably very mystified in Konoha

[lishallii]

Genderbend Team Minato, where Obito has pigtails and Kakashi literally pulls her pigtails. Do you see my vision?

[lishallii]

Madara was already an adult when he began working on the plan for the Infinite Tsukuyomi. He had a childhood, distorted and tainted by war, but he had one. He had the opportunity to grow up and form his own vision of the world. He had a family. He had a friend. He had everything that Obito never had or that he himself had taken from him

I'm not saying Madara's life was good, but he had what he took from Obito. He lost his footing much later than Obito. He was an adult(still pretty young, like everyone else in this fucking anime) when his life was destroyed, Obito was not.

He's like: "Yeah, I need to create a world without child soldiers... I'll use a child for that"

Hashirama is no better btw

[lishallii]

I'll never fall for sociopath Obito propaganda. His actions were dictated by excessive empathy, and it was precisely because of empathy that he could manipulate people around him

[magoconut]

if obito was a minecraft mob he IS an enderman no question about it

[lishallii]

Obito's fighting style is prolly totaly mess, cuz his whole life he's been trained by being thrown into battle by opponents many times stronger than him(firstly with Kakashi, who is a genius and stuff, and then Madara became his teacher) I'm sure in cave Madara just beat him up until he learned how to defend. He probably has a TERRIBLE technique that causes him to get injured, but he's constantly in pain, so a little more pain doesn't bother him(and the regeneration from Hashirama's cells helps him be able to fight even with broken wrists)

This is especially interesting to consider in the jonin au, where he becomes a sensei and, hey, how he should train genins when he in fact does not know how to fight right himself

[lishallii]

My favorite Obito headcanon(at least one of them) it's that he has absolutely no idea what the fuck he looks like. He's been afraid to look in a mirror since he was 13(when he first saw his scars) And besides, he's nobody, no matter what he looks like, right?

I don't think he's insecure about the scars; he has much more serious issues, k? But he definitely doesn't want to see what he's become(and probably expects to see the worst)

Now that I think about it... how uncomfortable it must be to wear a mask 24/7

[lishallii]

Obito uses Kamui to have a 5-minute break down, then comes back and acts like nothing happened. And this happens, like, every day

This is called being a responsible adult

[lishallii]

Okay, but what if... A modern au where Nagato and Obito are Madara's adopted children(not just to give two orphans a home, of course, we all know Madara) I think their relationship as siblings who both can't trust their adoptive parent AND each other is very interesting

Obito is definitely Madara's favorite, but that only makes his life worse than Nagato's

Someday I'll turn this into something full-fledged, but for now I'm too embarrassed by my english and writing style to post on ao3

[lvrbynj]

I know we love our “Obito doesn't have to eat because Senju cells” and thus is very poor at cooking thing but have you considered an Obito who is great at cooking because he makes everything himself from scratch bc be doesn't trust anyone else to prepare food for him?

[lvrbynj]

Kakashi should count himself lucky he didn't know Obito was alive or else he'd be doing the same fuck ass “...do you think of me even a little bit?” while laying on the floor like a wounded dog.

[lishallii]

Words cannot describe how much I adore fem Obito

Idc if it's a genderswapp Obito, a transfemme Obito, or just Obito looks&acts "feminine"(I personally headcanon him as someone who doesn't care about such things as gender at all)

I love her

[lishallii]

Most of the time I prefer to be delulu and read cute fanfics where Obito and Kakashi have been friends since very early childhood years and they are so cute and staff BUT sometimes I remember canon and how they were friends for like HALF AN HOUR before Obito "died" for him... I would say that he is just super gay about it, but knowing that before this he fell in love with the first person who paid him a little attention and was just kind to him.... AND THEN HE DIES A SECOND TIME FOR THE CHILDREN WITH WHOM THEY DON'T TRY TO BITE EACH OTHER'S THROATS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS MAX(And Kakashi, in their entire lives they were friends for less than half a day in total prolly). Obito, I love you, but FOR GOD'S SAKE

Okay, maybe I'm interpreting it all wrong, but to me he looks like a beaten dog clinging to anyone who looked at him kindly(or just looked at him)

Kakashi & Obito r still very gay tho

[lishallii]

Any au where Izuna and Obito are twins is the best thing that has ever happened to me. They are terribly similar and yet completely different, and I really enjoy thinking about what their interaction would look like

ESPECIALLY considering how differently they treat the clan(and how differently clan treats them) and how much Madara means to both(in COMPLETELY different ways, lol)

[lishallii]

This whole Sharingan marriage thing, but in the AU where it is... official? Like... Fugaku just formalized their marriage backdated and gave Kakashi a copy of the document. Kakashi doesn't pay much attention to this(just spends a few weeks without sleep at night thinking about what meaning Obito put into giving him eye, he's fine) because a) it's just bureaucracy, b) even if it weren't so he's a widower, so he gets into a relationships and all that crap. And then Obito, after many years, turns out to be alive. Kakashi first thoughts are like:

"Oh, shit, I'm a cheater now"

or, maybe, he takes out this paper in the middle of a war... Idk, choose what's funnier for you.

Meanwhile, Obito is completely confused. The clan didn't like him and no one cared to explaine their traditions and customs to him, yk

[lishallii]

I love suicidal Rin, but it's SO much more interesting when she wants to live. When she has a loving family, friends other than two completely crazy and traumatized boys, goals and dreams, and she just... can't go back to it without destroying it. It must be truly devastating.

That doesn't mean she can't be creepy. She's still into things like taxidermy, but she's also incredibly happy and then what happens happens

Yeah, I have a really bad idea of what's considered creepy, sorry. Maybe she could carry a hammer to the academy or smth(this is from personal experience, I was strange kid in 4th-5th grade)