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[lissasmemes]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭

various quotes from netflix's the night agent, episodes 1+2. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

"you gotta tell me this." "the doctor says i gotta do one good deed a day." "someone raised you right." "how many are dead?" "that's the guy!" "a year ago, i couldn't get tickets to one of these." "it's hard to tell the good guys from the villains." "you're so sweet." "i'd like to show you something." "here comes the big finish." "listen, i really appreciate everything you've done for me." "i guess she thought i needed to know." "i did throw a penny in that fountain for you." "i cleaned the house for you." "you didn't need to do that." "you're not a guest. you're family." "we'll talk about it over dinner?" "am i destroying what's here or not?" "why do you have a gun?" "why aren't the phones working?" "who's outside?" "code, please?" "i need to keep this line open." "they told me to call you." "i'm gonna help you." "it's too late." "it's okay, you're safe now." "we don't know what's safe right now." "right now, we have to get through the night." "why did i call you?" "do you get a lot of calls like mine?" "twenty-four hours ago i thought my life was over. now i'll do anything to go back to then." "i wish this wasn't happening." "she's hiding something." "we're on the same side." "you didn't tell them what you saw?" "it's only my life at stake." "so that's it? just goodbye forever?" "when it falls apart, let's look like we have a fucking clue what we're doing." "i think he didn't like me sitting in his chair." "it's not gonna make me sleepy, is it?" "i let a friend betray me." "can you have breakfast with me tomorrow, when you finish work?" "are you sure you wanna do this?"

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                                 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 ( 𝟑 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ) 

      from taylor swift’s 2022 album midnights ( 3 am edition ).   feel free to change pronouns as needed!

001.  the great war

“my knuckles were bruised.” “maybe it was egos swinging.” “maybe it was her.” “my hand was the one you reached for.” “i vowed not to cry anymore.” “you said i have to trust more freely.” “i have to trust more freely.” “you were playing with fire.” “it turned into something bigger.” “i got a sense i’d been betrayed.” “that was the night i nearly lost you.” “i really thought i lost you.” “we will never go back.”

002.  bigger than the whole sky

“every single thing i touch becomes sick with sadness.” “goodbye.” “you were more than just a short time.” “i’ve got a lot to live without.” “i’ll say words i don’t believe.”

003.  paris

“did you see the photos?” “no i didn’t, but thanks though.” “i’m so in love.” “i didn’t see the news.” “we were somewhere else.” “romance is not dead if you keep it just yours.”

004.  high infidelity 

“i didn’t know you were keeping count.” “you said i was freeloading.” “i bent the truth too far tonight.” “do you really wanna know where i was?” “it’s never enough.”

005.  glitch

“we were supposed to be just friends.” “maybe i’ll see you out some weekend.” “i think there’s been a glitch.” “i’m not even sorry.” “i was supposed to sweat you out.” “i’d go back to dudes who give nothing.” “i thought we had no chance.”

006.   would’ve, could’ve, should’ve

“i would’ve looked away.” “did it matter?” “i would’ve stayed on my knees.” “i damn sure never would have danced with the devil.” “the pain was heaven.” “i wish you’d left me wondering.” “i could’ve gone on as i was.” “you made me feel important.” “i miss who i used to be.” “i regret you all the time.” “i can’t let this go.” “i fight with you in my sleep.” “i keep waiting for a sign.” “it was mine first.”

007.  dear reader

“if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.” “pick somewhere and just run.” “if you don’t recognize yourself that means you did it right.” “never take advice from someone who’s falling apart.” “you should find another.” “you don’t have to answer just ‘cause they asked you.” “the greatest of luxuries is your secrets.” “when you aim at the devil, make sure you don’t miss.” “i prefer hiding in plain sight.” “my friends found friends who care.” “no one sees when you lose when you’re playing solitaire.”

[lissasmemes]

                                         𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬

       from taylor swift’s 2022 album midnights.   feel free to change pronouns as needed!

001. lavender haze

“meet me at midnight.” “you don’t ever say too much.” “you don’t really read into my melancholia.” “i’ve been under scrutinty.” “you handle it beautifully.” “all this shit is new to me.” “i’m damned if i do.” “i’m damned if i do give a damn what people say.” “they keep asking me if i’m gonna be your bride.” “the only kinda girl they see is a one night or a wife.” “they’re bringing up my history.” “you weren’t even listening.” “get it off your chest.” “get it off my desk.”

002. maroon

“we were cleaning incense off your vinyl shelf.” “we lost track of time again.” “you were my closest friend.” “how’d we end up on the floor, anyway?” “i chose you.” “ain’t that the way shit always ends?” “i feel you, no matter what.” “i lost you.”

003. anti-hero

“i have this thing.” “i get older but just never wiser.” “all the people i’ve ghosted stand there in the room.” “i wake up screaming from dreaming.” “you got tired of my scheming.” “it’s me, i’m the problem.” “it must be exhausting.” “i’m a monster on the hill.” “one day i’ll watch as you’re leaving.” “i have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money.” “she thinks i left them in the will.” “she’s laughing up at us from hell.” “everybody agrees.”

004. snow on the beach

“i saw flecks of what could’ve been lights.” “it might just have been you.” “life is emotionally abusive.” “time can’t stop me quite like you did.” “my flight was awful, thanks for asking.” “tonight feels impossible.” “to hide that would be so dishonest.”

005. you’re on your own kid

“summer went away.” “he’s gonna notice me.” “it’s okay, we’re the best of friends.” “i hear it in your voice.” “i waited ages to see you there.” “you never cared.” “you’re on your own, kid.” “i gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this.” “the jokes weren’t funny.” “i took the money.” “make the friendship bracelets.” “you’ve got no reason to be afraid.” “you can face this.”

006.  midnight rain

“he wanted it comfortable.” “i wanted that pain.” “it was paradise.” “i broke his heart cause he was nice.” “he was sunshine.” “i guess, sometimes we all get just what we wanted.” “he never thinks of me.”

007.  question...?

“i remember.” “i swear that it was something.” “one thing after another.” “fucking situations, circumstances, and miscommunications.” “i just may like some explanations.” “can i ask you a question?” “what did you do?” “did you leave her house in the middle of the night?” “oh...” “did you wish you’d put up more of a fight?” “do you wish you could still touch her?” “it’s just a question.” “you’re not sure, and i don’t know.”

008.  vigilante shit

“you did some bad things.” “i’m the worst of them.” “sometimes i wonder which one will be your last lie.” “they say looks can kill, and i might try.” “lately i’ve been dressing for revenge.” “i don’t start shit but i can tell you how it ends.” “don’t get sad, get even.” “she needed cold hard proof, so i gave her some.” “she looks so pretty.” “the lady simply had enough.”

009.  bejewled

“i think i’ve been a little too kind.” “putting someone first only works when you’re in their top five.” “by the way, i’m going out tonight.” “when i walk in the room i can still make the whole place shimmer.” “they ask ‘do you have a man?’“ “i don’t remember.” “i polish up real nice.” “i think i’ve been too good of a girl.” “i think it’s time to teach some lessons.” “i miss you.” “i miss you but i miss sparklin.” “some guy said my aura’s moonstone.” “you can try to change my mind.” “what’s a girl gonna do?”

010.  labyrinth

“it only hurts this much right now.” “breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out.” “i’ll be getting over you my whole life.” “you know how scared i am of elevators.” “it can’t last.” “uh oh.” “uh oh, i’m falling in love.” “oh no.” “oh no, i’m falling in love again.” “oh.” “oh, i’m falling in love.” “you know how much i hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back.”

011.  karma

“you’re talking shit for the hell of it.” “you’re terrified to look down.” “you wouldn’t know what i mean.” “karma’s a relaxing thought.” “i’m still here.”

012.  sweet nothing

“i spy with my little tired eye.” “we almost forgot it.” “they said the end is coming.” “everyone’s up to something.” “i find myself running home to your sweet nothings.” “you’re in the kitchen humming.” “this happens all the time.” “you should be doing more.” “i’m just too soft for all of it.”

013.  mastermind

“once upon a time...” “you and i ended up in the same room at the same time.” “i couldn’t lose.” “what if i told you none of it was accidental?” “the first night that you saw me nothing was gonna stop me.” “nothing was gonna stop me.” “what if i told you i’m a mastermind?” “no one wanted to play with me as a little kid.” “i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since.” “this is the first time i’ve felt the need to confess.” “‘cause i care.” “i told you none of it was accidental.” “you knew the entire time.”

[lissasmemes]

send me a 📖 ( or, ‘script’ if the emoji isn’t copying + pasting )  and i will randomly generate 1-250, and use a phrase, word, or the page of a book for a starter.

[lissasmemes]

                                      𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫

“good morning.” “you stayed.” “you stayed?” “i half expected you to leave in the middle of the night.” “last night was amazing.” “last night was a mistake.” “god,  you’re incredible.” “can we just stay in bed all day?” “i don’t want to get up.” “is that my shirt?” “i thought you left.” “i made you something to eat.” “you’re not going to just ignore me after this,  are you?” “i would love to see you again.    if that’s something that you want.” “let’s go back to sleep.” “i left,   but only to get some coffee.  it’s on the table.” “i would love to stay,   but i have to go to work.    can we get some lunch?” “come back to bed,  it’s too warm.” “i’m really glad that you didn’t leave last night.” “can i take you out to dinner sometime?” “did you sleep well?” “you hog the blankets,  you know.” “can we do this again?” “can i get a good morning kiss?” “was last night a mistake?” “c’mere,   we don’t have to get up just yet.”

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                         𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐬,  𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫

                               feel free to change pronouns if needed!

“to think, we were this close to our first kiss.” “you see this?  it’s a fork.   you can use it to eat the breakfast your boyfriend just cooked for you.” “she’s a mess.” “she can barely move.” “don’t act like you haven’t heard that name before.” “i don’t recall signing a contract that said i had to report to you.” “i mean i wanted him gone, and i’ll probably go to hell for saying that.” “you’ll have to see him again.” “i can’t even walk down that street.” “i kissed him.” “you think it’s gonna tell us if she’s still alive?” “does it take requests?” “i am not a sofa!” “do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.” “ew, taste this.  it’s disgusting.” “you’re the only one who actually knows how to live in a lie.” “i’ll search every hipster boutique until i find her.” “you guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally.  now shut up.” “i don’t want to be the person who ends up with a mushy squash.” “are you drunk?” “how am i supposed to live in that house?” “napping isn’t living.” “are you pregnant?” “that’s what she wants,  to make us worry.” “for once, i’m right and you’re wrong.” “i’m not lying to her.” “i can’t stand to see you walk away from me.” “if i’m no damn good, why are you talking to me?” “i don’t even know who you are!” “how can i help you if i don’t even know you’re in trouble?” “i know i didn’t have to, but i wanted to.” “we don’t have any cheesy puffs.” “is this the part where you guys kiss?”

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                                                𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭,  𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟔

                                   please feel free to change pronouns if needed!                                         tw: mentions of torture,  murder,   death.  

“i’ve tortured more people than i can remember.” “wherever i’m going, it can’t be very pleasant.” “you’re not pulling my leg, are you?” “i’m sorry you had to see me like that.” “i need to go to the bathroom.” “i believe in you.” “let’s not resort to name calling.” “you used me.” “you couldn’t kill him yourself, so you made me do it.” “i didn’t make you do anything.” “i want to go home.” “as you can see,  ( muse name ) has assumed the leadership position so that’s pretty great.” “i remember being shot.” “you’re not a zombie, right?” “i need to find ( muse name ).” “it’s not your fault she’s dead,  it’s mine.” “i convinced her to stay.” “i think some of us were meant to be alone.” “i was gonna ask her to marry me.” “i’ve been trapped for so long that i don’t even remember what it’s like to be free.” “i’m having a hard time believing that.” “if you wanna shoot me, shoot me.” “weirdest damn funeral i’ve ever been to.” “i never even met the guy.” “this is cool dude, very old school.” “i hope i’m not interrupting anything?” “that’s my friend.” “shame on you for being talked into it so easily.” “i know a way out of here.” “he was standing over his dead body with a bloody dagger, so yeah, i’m pretty sure he killed him.” “we’d have both lived happily ever after.” “why would i need your money?” “i can’t believe you’re just gonna stand by and watch this happen.” “he was hoping he was wrong about you.” “i want to explain.” “you have no idea what i’m feeling.” “i have to take responsibility for ( muse name )’s behavior.” “have you ever had an enemy?” “very insightful, coming from a dead man.” “i promised that i would keep everyone safe, and that means you, too.” “we didn’t murder those people.” “i don’t expect you to believe that.” “you’re going to need your strength if we’re going to escape.” “i am in hell.” “why didn’t you help them?” “i want my wife back.” “i see you got my present.” “you expect an apology?” “i guess i’m just wondering why you did it.” “you’re not going anywhere.” “i don’t feel anything.” “some people just aren’t meant to be together.” “what the bloody hell do you know about sacrifice?” “i don’t have to prove anything to you.” “there’s nothing special about me.” “were you following us?” “he’s my brother.” “i pretty much gave up hoping that any of you would come back.” “it’s good to see you, ( muse name ).” “i haven’t decided if i’m coming with you.” “everything’s going to be okay.   you’re with me now.” “i need for you to trust me.” “this is what he wanted.” “i’m not going to stand here and do nothing!” “( muse name ) doesn’t know how to lie.” “it’s against the rules.” “do you recognize this place?” “i’m not interested in hiding.” “why do i gotta be punished for your mistake?” “if we leave a trail can you catch up with us?” “you want to do something?  go home and be with your wife and son.” “i think you’ll do what you do best:  take care of people.” “i could sorta use someone with, like, experience.” “we’ve been waiting for you.”

[lissasmemes]

                                    𝐫𝐞𝐝 (𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧)

                                                from the vault.

ronan

i remember your bare feet down the hallway

i remember your little laugh

i love you to the moon and back

i remember your blue eyes looking into mine

i can still feel you holding my hand

come on, baby, with me

we’re gonna fly away from here

you were my best four years

i remember the drive home

the blind hope turned to crying and screaming

no one knows what to say

better man

i know i’m probably better off on my own

i see the permanent damage you did to me

i just wish i could forget when it was magic

i wish it wasn’t 4 am

you know you had to do it

the bravest thing i ever did was run

sometimes in the middle of the night i can feel you walk in

i just miss you

i just wish you were a better man

it was always on your terms

i waited on every careless word hoping they might turn sweet again

i wonder what we would have become if you were a better man

you would’ve been the one if you were a better man

nothin’ new

they tell you while you’re young, go out and have your fun

she looks like she’s been through it

what will become of me once i’ve lost my novelty?

i’ve had too much to drink tonight

will you still want me when i’m nothing new?

my cheeks are growing tired from turning red and faking smiles

we’re only biding time until i lose your attention

babe

what about your promises?

what a shame

didn’t wanna be the one that got away

you broke the sweetest promise that you ever should have made

you said no one else

how could you do this babe?

you really blew this babe

this is the last time i’ll ever call you babe

it’s strange how your face doesn’t look so innocent

your secret has its consequence and that’s on you babe

i hate that because of you i can’t love you

i break down every time you call

message in a bottle

i know that you like me

it’s kinda frightening standing here waiting

now you’re so far away

i’m reaching for you

you could be the one that i love

i could be the one that you dream of

you could be the one that i keep

i can be the reason you can’t sleep at night

how is it in london?

you could be the one that i love

forever winter

3 am and i’m still awake

i’ll bet you’re just fine

i’ll bet your friends tell you she’s better than me

i tried to fit in with your upper-crust circles

you realized i’m harder to forget that i was to leave

i bet you think of me

you grew up in a silver-spoon gated community

i was raised on a farm

you can’t help who you fall for

you said we’re too different

run

i’ll bring the car around

we shouldn’t be in this town

i’ll wait for you

run like you’d run from the law

darling let’s run

i’ll sing like no one cares

i could see this view a hundred times

i’ll hold onto you while we run

the very first night

i wish i could fly

i’d pick you up and we’d go back in time

i miss you

i miss you like it was the very first night

my friends all say they know everything i’m going through

they don’t know about the night in the hotel

they don’t know how much i miss you

we never saw it coming

we broke the status quo then we broke each other’s hearts

no one knows about the words that we whisper

all too well ( ten minute version )

something about it felt like home somehow

i left my scarf there

i can picture it after all these days

that magic’s not here no more

i might be okay but i’m not fine at all

you almost ran the red

you almost ran the red cause you were looking over at me

i remember it all too well

you used to be a little kid with glasses and a twin sized bed

you taught me about your past thinking your future was me

you never called it what it was

all i felt was shame

there was nothing else i could do

i forget about you long enough to forget why i needed to

there we are again, when nobody had to know

you kept me like a secret, but i kept you like an oath

we’d swear to remember it all too well

maybe we got lost in translation

maybe i asked for too much

maybe this thing was a masterpiece ‘til you tore it all up

you call me up again just to break me like a promise

so casually cruel in the name of being honest

i’m a crumbled up piece of paper lying here

they say all’s well that ends well but i’m in a new hell every time you double cross my mind

you said if we had been closer in age maybe it would have been fine

it’s supposed to be fun turning twenty one

time won’t fly, it’s like i’m paralyzed by it

i’d like to be my old self again but I’m still trying to find it

it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me

you can’t get rid of it

i was never good at telling jokes, but the punch line goes: i’ll get older but your lovers stay my age

just between us, did the love affair maim you too?

i still remember the first fall of snow

just between us, do you remember it?

[lissasmemes]

                      𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝

“thanks, i’m excited to get white girl wasted.” “i am also full of quesadilla.” “i don’t care if i have to sit on the sand in a hoodie i just want to go to the beach.” “my allergies are bonkers right now.” “he’s one of the sugar daddies in my dms.” “i was going to say i could point out the geese or what cars i see.” “i actually passed out.   like sleep passed out, not faint passed out.” “i waited like four days to tell him i was on a plane to antarctica.” “i have no idea about camping.” “his first order of business is no homework for the rest of time.” “wanna wash my car while you’re at it?” “please show me everything you find in those thrifting adventures.” “where does wind come from?” “so i just had random dried blood on my hand and no clue where it came from.” “sadly i do not make the choices.” “should i have popcorn to celebrate?” “if my dad knows you, then you’re good to go.”

[lissasmemes]

                            𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐬; 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

                                 feel free to change pronouns if/when needed!

“it’s ( muse name), she bounces back like a super ball.” “you’re not safe, ( muse name ).” “it’s not over.” “it could just be an act to keep her out of jail.” “i wanna know what i did to make you hate me so much!” “you’re still safe.” “i changed my mind, it turns out they want you to work for free.” “she doesn’t know we know.” “are you ready to explain every lie we’ve ever told?” “i didn’t come here to play beauty shop.” “people lie.” “i’m really tired of everyone treating me like i’m made out of glass.” “i am way more angry than i am scared.” “you’re not paranoid if someone’s really out to get you.” “the last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is sweet.” “i just thought that she could try online dating.” “i’m hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.” “do you have plans tomorrow?” “i’m going to listen to every sad song i’ve ever downloaded on repeat.” “i was just trying to do the right thing.” “just be careful and wear sensible shoes.” “i was just to remember how much reward money ( muse name ) offered.” “it’s not like we shot a unicorn.  we’re helping your friend out.” “i have to look insanely sophisticated for this.” “she was talking to you the last time i saw her.” “guess i don’t know her as well as i thought i did.” “for the record, i’m going to help you.  and i’m not asking for permission.” “b is for bad.” “are we still fighting without actually fighting?” “she dated your cousin.” “things just went from worse to worser.” “you’ll be fine, just change your shoes.” “did you want the jellybeans?” “that bitch can keep a secret.  i respect that.” “how long have you known?” “i know you’re in there.  will you just tell me that what i saw tonight wasn’t real?” “i know there’s more to this story and that there’s something i don’t know.” “i once killed a cactus.” "sometimes things look bad, and they’re really not.  sometimes there’s another explanation for what’s going on.” “i was just about to put out a new doormat that said go away.” “you need to stop thinking about ( muse name ) as the person that you thought you knew and start looking at him for who he really is.” “you’re supposed to stop her from doing stupid things like this, not help.” “i need you to believe me.”

[lissasmemes]

                                 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭; 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟓

“it’s going to allow us to manipulate time.” “what do you want me to do?” “it’s a compass.” “what is this?” “you have to convince them to come back.” “i don’t understand you, but i believe you.” “we shouldn’t have lied.” “i want you to tell me everything.” “i’m in love with the woman sitting next to me, and i would never do anything to hurt her. “i thought it meant something.” “why’d you turn us around then?  don’t you wanna go back there?” “i needed that pain to get to where i am now.” “that was two months ago.” “you speak any other languages?” “are you going to ask me not to kill him if he’s lying?” “i apologize if this is confusing.” “what’s gonna happen to them?” “how can you read?” “was it my fault?” “let me give you some privacy.” “why would you help me?” “how do i know you’re not the one who’s lying?” “i’ll miss you.  i really will.” “i say we head to the beach.” “who’s gonna get my back?” “just give me two weeks, that’s all i’m asking.  two weeks.” “i got good news and bad news.  what do you want first?” “she had the baby?” “where do we go from here?” “it looked to me like you were reading a book.” “you’re a killer, ( muse name).” “this conversation we’re having right now, we’ve already had it.” “why don’t i remember any of it?” “we’re going to your old house, aren’t we?” “i think you’re lying.” “what makes you think you deserve to take what’s mine?” “i won’t be selfish.” “you’re playing for the wrong team!” “what team are you on?” “who told you to get on a plane?” “she was wrong.” “this is our destiny.” “you have a choice.” “so now, after all this time, you’ve decided to stop ignoring me?”

[lissasmemes]

                              𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭; 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟒

“when did you speak to him?” “he told me that after i left, some very bad things happened.” “why are you here?” “see you at dinner.” “we just have to talk him into rest.” “i’m sorry i yelled at you.” “he kissed me.” “i’m pretty sure he was trying to prove that he doesn’t love someone else.” “i know you’re awake.” “i’ve always loved you.” “i should have stayed with you.” “i always have a plan.” “don’t stand there looking at me with those horrible eyes of yours.” “i’ve never really been one for talk.” “what did you do?” “we’re gonna have to lie.” “i’m gonna take care of them.” “does that mean i should wait twenty minutes and go away?” “dinner’s at six if you’re hungry.” “you knew this would happen.” “take as much time as you need.” “she’s a pawn, nothing more.” “she means nothing to me.” “if you want to kill her, go ahead and do it.” “thank you for saving his life.” “i’m not making any sense, am i?” “what if it’s moved again?” “i’m sorry those things happened to you.” “you know, those are 15 years old.”

[lissasmemes]

                          𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐬; 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨

“i should have told you in person, i just... i had never said the things that i was feeling, and i didn't feel that I could say those things without making a complete ass of myself. pretty much like i am right now... so i wrote you a letter. and in the letter i said i was sorry. most of my life, i have felt alone, even when i was with people... that was until i met you.“ “most of my life, i have felt alone, even when i was with people... that was until i met you.“ “don’t you read the newspaper?” “if lying was a crime, we’d all be in jail.” “i love you so much.” “why are you talking like ben franklin?” “i’m completely off my game.” “you don’t have any game.” “you go ahead and do that while i try not to get killed.” “i need your opinion.” “( muse name ) it’s a funeral, not a nicki minaj concert.” “can’t i at least throw confetti?” “( muse name ) is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail.” “i just want to grab it and yank it really, really hard.” “you don’t paper over winders unless you’re a vampire.” “i just wanted to drink it.” “this is me relaxed.” “i was hoping you’d be at the potter’s wheel, so i could wrap my arms around you.” “can we get out of here?” “no girlfriends allowed in the bedroom.   just girl... friends.” “you’ve barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.” “you love zombie movies.” “i care about you.  i was telling you in the off chance you’d feel the same way.” “you just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.” “it’s time to tell people about us.” “do you need to take another shower?” “i’m gonna pick out my college the same way i pick out my clothes.  from a catalog.” “if it needs a tent, it’s a circus.” “you’re giving her a book of horse pictures?” “i think ( muse name )’s about to need a getaway car.” “angry doesn’t begin to describe how i feel about you right now.” “you’re like smart-smart.  i always thought you were just book-smart.” “i’ll be sending you a hand-written thank you note for letting me interrupt your conversation.” “pretending not to love you was the hardest thing i’ve ever done.”

[lissasmemes]

                            𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐬; 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞

                             feel free to change pronouns if needed!!

“what do you mean she’s gone?” “i’ve looked everywhere for her.” “i think i heard her scream.” “did you see the paper today?” “she’s gone, but she’s everywhere.” “i said i was thinking about majoring in english, and that’s true.” “i knew she’d come back.” “is that a drinking game?” “he knows we’re lying.” “lying is not a crime.” “you know, i didn’t grow up in a family like yours, so i don’t know that kind of pressure, but i can imagine it could be unbearable at times.” “my life has been my choice.” “it’s probably just a rabbit.” “you don’t have to do this.” “did you forget what we talked about?” “you don’t have any say in this.” “i saw you riding around town the other day on your bike.” “my friends thought you had nice legs.” “i guess we’re lab partners.  you okay with that?” “i’ve been drinking scotch.” “how many of your friends did you tell?” “dance music really isn’t my thing.” “that was exactly the reaction i want to avoid.” “don’t pay attention to her.” “i told you i needed space.” “i got a message you wanted to see me?” “i’m not scary!  am i scary?” “i’m not looking for anything more than a friend.” “i feel like the poster child for poor judgement.” “you’re a freak, and i love you.” “i’m not who you think i am.” “i’m behind in every class, so if you want to study together...” “i’m kind of off studying at the moment.” “tonight meant a lot to me.” “the only person i cared about seeing was you.” “it was kinda fun to kick your ass in scrabble.” “if you ever think about running away again, call me first.” “you’re not going to be mad at me forever are you?” “( insert muse name ) has the right to be happy.” “you have the right to be happy.” “did you really leave your mom a note?”

[lissasmemes]

                                𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬

                                   feel free to change pronouns as needed!

“make sure nobody sees you leave.” “what started in beautiful rooms ends with meetings in parking lots.” “that’s the thing about illicit affairs.” “it’s born from just one single glance, but it dies.” “take the words for what they are.” “don’t call me kid.” “don’t call me baby.” “look at this idiotic fool that you made me.” “i couldn’t ask for anything better.” “you look beautiful tonight.” “i feel perfectly fine.” “i miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain.” “i never knew i could feel that much.” “he’s charming and endearing, and i’m comfortable.” “he can’t see the smile i’m faking.” “you were wild and crazy.” “it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me.” “i think i’ve seen this film before.” “i didn’t like the ending.” “what am i defending now?” “who am i offending now?” “time moved too fast.” “you saw enough.” “you can hear it in the silence.” “you are in love.” “for once you let go of your fears and your ghosts.” “you’re my best friend.” “he is in love.”

[lissasmemes]

                                  𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬

                                          feel free to change pronouns if needed!

“la fucking changed you.” “la fucking changed me.” “honestly, i’ve changed too.” “one day you’ll come running back.” “it could have been you.” “i moved on cause you made me.” “they talk about you and me.” “i’m always down to make some rumors.” “they saw me sneaking out your crib last night.” “i don’t know where they’re getting their news.” “i don’t know where they’re getting their news but i’m not mad if tonight it comes true.” “let’s start some rumors.” “i wanna start some rumors with you.” “i’m only at this strangers apartment cause you seem like the stranger now.” “falling asleep at somebody else’s, it’s just not for me.” “maybe i hate sleeping with strangers.” “this can’t be real.” “i miss how you feel.” “i close my eyes and picture you smiling, wishing she’ll turn into you.” “this can’t be over.” “i haven’t seen you in a minute.” “last night i had the kind of dream that you just don’t want to wake up from.” “last night i had the kind of dream that you just don’t want to wake up from, and that’s cause you were in it.” “i rolled over and i thought that you’d be there.” “i’ll be home in no time.” “i’m coming home tonight.”

[lissasmemes]

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 ☽ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 // ( 𝟏-𝟑𝟓 )

below the cut are 35 random sentences;  a mixture of general, slight angst, slight fluff!

‘ are you okay? ‘

' do you hear yourself right now? ‘

‘ don’t just walk away like that. ‘

‘ you don’t know what you do to me. ‘

‘ you’ve broken me. ‘

‘ i loved you. ‘

‘ i love you. ‘

‘ why are you here? ‘

‘ you broke my fucking heart. ‘

‘ there’s nothing that you could do that would make me hate you. ‘

‘ why aren’t you worried? ‘

‘ i’ve got your back. ‘

‘ don’t mistake my kindness for me liking you. ‘

‘ this is a mistake. ‘

‘ we shouldn’t be here.   we should just go our separate ways. ‘

‘ let’s just hope for the best. ‘

‘ do you know something that i don’t? ‘

‘ i never want to see you again for as long as i live. ‘

‘ come over here and let me help you. ‘

‘ did you finally get some sleep? ‘

‘ not everything is as peachy as you may think it is. ‘

‘ it wasn’t a mistake.   not to me. ‘

‘ it meant something to me. ‘

‘ this doesn’t fix anything! ‘

‘ i would rather be anywhere else right now. ‘

‘ there’s no place i’d rather be. ‘

‘ sometimes, to run is the brave thing. ‘

‘ i’m right where you left me. ‘

‘ i waited for you! ‘

‘ it’s time to go. ‘

‘ you know what we should do?   we should take off,  stay home,   and watch nothing but corny chick flicks all day. ‘

‘ we should get a pizza. ‘

‘ you’re one of my favorite people. ‘

‘ i can feel you judging me. ‘

‘ don’t look at me like that. ‘