litany!

she/her | 19 | writer, poet, artist currently hyperfixating on: formula 1 (op81, ln4), criminal minds (only up to s5), richard siken, pjo, merlin (only up to s3...), hockey (sj sharks, chicago, ducks!)

[sharksrun]

will who decided to leave college a year early after the sharks won the first overall pick so he could play with mack. cherny who bought out the final year of his contract in moscow when he was drafted to the sharks because he wanted to join the team as soon as possible and called mack the best player in the league before he even played a single game with him. and ivar who was asked what swedish hockey players he looked up to and said he really liked macklin celebrini then immediately looked mortified, realizing what he admitted. macklin what crazy pheromones are you putting out into the world, all these other boys were hooked on you from the start

[yeesiine]

If you’re my mutual and you see this I love you

[greelin]

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[toddsolondz]

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

[toddsolondz]

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[etheltempest]

so what is zohran mamdani’s plan to make sure the knights don’t win the cup

[mildmayfoxe]

“[fell/collapsed] like a puppet with its strings cut” is one of those ones where the first time you read it it’s evocative and you’re like “ok nice turn of phrase” and by the fiftieth time you read it you’re like “🙄 yeah yeah the puppet. again with the puppet”

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them