LITERAL BEARS I'M JEALOUS OF

BECAUSE bearsimjealousof.tumblr.com ISN'T ACTUALLY ABOUT BEARS.

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I’m not sure if you’ll ever check this tumblr again, but your tumblr was mentioned in an LSAT textbook on Logical Reasoning 😭😭😭

WHAT?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM JEALSAT!!!!!!!!

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WHOAAAAAAA THIS YOUNG BEAR FRINED IS VERRRRRY GOOD AT HIDE AND GO SEEK! WARE R U TINY BEAR?????? OLLY OLLY OX-ENVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HELLO FELLOW JEALOUSERS OF BEARS, IT HAS BEEN AWHILE!!!!!!!!! BUT I COULD NOT HELP MYSELF BUT TO POST THIS INSPIRNG PHOTO OF A BLECK BEAR ON A COUCH OF HIS VERY OWN. ALTHOUH I CANNOT AFFORD A SOFA, I APPLAUD THIS BEAR HIS FINANCIAL STABILSTIS AND FURNITURE INVESTEMENTS. HEY BEAR, DID U GET THAT AT RAYMOUR AND FLENVIOUS??????

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R U KIDDIN ME, THIS BEARS GOT THE LIFE!!!!! NOTHIN 2 DO BUT LOUNGE IN THE SUN WAIT FOR BELLY RUBS. HEY BEAR U NEED A SCRATCH?, NO PROB, I AM JEALITCH!!!!

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SO I WENT 2 YOGA LAST NITE AND THE PROFESOR KEPT 2 YELLIN AT ME SAYIN I WAS NOT STRETCHY ENUF. BUT CHECK OUT THIS FLEXIBEAR DOIN THE TOES-NOSE POSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEALOSANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HEY BEAR THATS SOME SUPERSWEET DIVING UR DOING. JUST DONT GO DOWN TOO FAR BC U MIGHT GET THE BENDS. NM WHAT DO I CARE I ALREADY HAVE JELS PALSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BEAR: HELLO, YES, THIS IS BEAR.

ME: NICE 2 TALK 2 U BEAR, THIS IS ALEXANDER GRAHAM JELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Y SO JEALOUSSSSSS???????????????????????????????????

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THIS BABY BEAR'S BEST FRIEND IS A CHINAMAN!!!!!! ALTHOUGH ONE IS WHITE AND THE OTHER IS BLACK AND WHITE, THEY HAVE FOUND A FRIENDSHIP THAT IS TRUE AND TOLERANT. PANDA BEAR, U R HEALING OUR WORLD AND 4 THAT, I AM ENENVIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS BEAR! HE IS GOIN IN FOR HIS PHYSCAL AND IT APPEARS HE IS IN PEAK PHYSICAL FORM. GLAD *SOME1* AROUND HERE IS IN HIS APPROPRIATe WEIGHT PERCENTILE!!! AMERICAN JEALTH ASSOICATION!!!!!!!!

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I SEE THIS BEAR ROLLIN', I HATIN, SO FRUSTRATIN, HE TRYNA CATCH ME HELLA JELLY

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THIS BEAR GETS 2 PLAY OUTSIDE ANYTIME ALL THE TIME, NO NEED 2 BUNDLE UP OR WEAR GLOVS, HIS PAWS ARE NATURE'S GLOVS!!!! SLEIGH JELS RING, R U LISTNING?!!!!?!?!?!!!

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HERE IS A PLAY BY PLAY: SOME A-HOLE ROLLED INTO THE ARKTIC 2 TAKE PICTURE OF BEAR FOR PROFIT, YET DID NOT INVITE BEAR IN FOR WARMTH OR A SNACK. SO WHAT DO BEAR DO? BEAR WELCOMES HIMSELF ~*~RIGHT IN~*~ BC HE WILL NOT BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF! JELF-ASSERTIVENESS!!!!!

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WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS NOISE! THESE BEARS HAVE THEIR OWN SWEET MOAT ON A BEA UTIFUL RIVER, PLUS A PEASANT IN A SKY CAGE WHO HAS 2 PLAY MUSIC JUST 4 THEM!!!!!!! HEY VIOLIN, DO U TAKE REQUESTES? HOW BOUT U STRUM OUT "HEY JEALOUSY" ON YOUR INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ARE U EVEN JOKING ME WITH THIS BEAR RIGHT NOW?????????// HE IS HAVING A NICE RELAXING SOAK IN HIS VERY OWN HOTT TUB, NO ONE 2 BOTHER HIM, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. DON'T EVEN EXTEND ME AN INVITE BEAR, I DO NOT NEED TO UNWIND WITH U, U KNOW I WILL JUST GO TAKE A DIP IN MY JEALCUZZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LETS JUST TAKE A QUICK SURVAY OF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PICUTRE: BEAR GETS 2 HAVE A SUPER FUN TIME SWINGING ON A SWING AAAAAND HE HAS A SLAVE WHO BRINGS HIM STRAWBERRY ICE CREAMS???? WHATEVER BEAR, I ALREADY HAVE MY OWN HEARTEY SERVING OF JEALATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LBIJO HAS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 2 MAKE:

AS U NO, THIS BLOG WAS INSPIRED BY BEARS I'M JEALOUS OF. NOW I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT, IN TURN, THERE IS A NEW BLOG INSPIRED BY LBIJO: LITERARY BEARS I'M JEALOUS OF.

WHAT OF THIS MAGNIFICINT TRIFECTA OF VARIED BEARIED JEALOUSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!