Im Literally Him

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Zanka, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Guita: Blue flavor!

Zanka: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Guita: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Zanka: Blue is not a flavor!

Guita: BLUE FLAVOR!

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Remlin: Here comes the lightning!

Remlin, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Enjin: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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Zanka: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Enjin: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Zanka: We are not doing this!

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Fu: A-are you sure this is safe?!

Hii: Oh, quit being such a baby. It’s perfectly safe! …For me!

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Rudo: *Is visibly upset*

Gris: Rudo, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Remlin: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Rudo, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Enjin: What did you two do?

Zanka:

Riyo:

Enjin: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Gris again or not.

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Riyo: Would you slap Rudo-

Follo: Yes.

Riyo: I didn't even finish!

Follo: Sorry, continue.

Riyo: Would you slap Rudo for 10 dollars?

Follo: I would do it for free.

Rudo: Rude...

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Gris: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Enjin: It was autocorrect.

Gris: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Enjin: Yes.

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Gris: Do you even have a plan?

Enjin: This is the plan! I break you out, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win!

Gris: Oh, of course, the old “something something something we win”. That’s a terrible plan!

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Enjin: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Dear.

Bro: You just said it again.

Dear:

Enjin: I am not a role model.

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Enjin: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Riyo, rushing in: Enjin! Rudo tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Zanka: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Fu: *Sobbing*

Zanka: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

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Rudo: Beat three eggs?

Guita: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Rudo: Ohhhh-

Bro: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Enjin: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.

Zanka: Why did you say that so vaguely? Rudo and I are literally the only people you called in here.