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I am here. I am waiting for you. Please. Please.
This song isn’t on the tidal album
Vodka aunt v. Wine mom
maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???
yall see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending
I don’t know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending
just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”
“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”
CVS employee:
neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them
I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake
my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this
i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(
women be hoarding small meaningful objects
it’s so weird hearing americans talk about Target© as some kind of semi-religious holy space of reasonably priced goods and services, bc in it’s short, fever-dream existence up here in the frozen north it was… Not Good.
in my experience with the three (3) i went to in the surrounding area it was. uh. you know when you step into a place and there’s nothing immediately noticeably wrong but you can just Feel that this is a Bad Space? like the kind of space where if you catch a glimpse of your mother walking down an aisle and turning a corner you know it’s a demonic trick and if you follow her it’ll lead you down a path to a dark space you can’t return from?
or you go in with your friend who’s right next to you but you get a text from them saying “hey i’m in the shoe aisle, you should come here” and you know it’s a trap from the devil? like other things:
only half of the dim, washed out, often flickering fluorescent lights were lit at any given time, usually only every-other set, leaving these valleys of darkness that made entire aisles inaccessible for fear of shadow people latching on to your soul like a dark passenger.
entire sections were just Empty. empty shelves with no product, never any employees filling them up, no boxes waiting to be unpacked, no signs saying what should be there.
no employees at all actually? wandering around the store even though the parking lots were full and you walked in with a group of 20 or so felt so lonely. you could walk the whole place and it was dead silent and the only other “people” around always were several aisles away with their back turned, unmoving. there was always only one cashier and there was never anyone in her line.
there was never any music on or announcements played? another place that does this are all the dollar trees in my area and it gives me anxiety. i feel like i’m being hunted, like i have to hold my breath and listen for the footsteps of beasts in other aisles.
the fitting rooms had a strange, dark energy to them. it felt like if you ever used them, whatever universe you closed the door on would not be the same one you stepped out into when you were done. the washrooms also contained this same dark energy.
passing the employees-only doors felt like wandering too close to a bears den. the glass windows never showed anything going on back there, no racks of product, no employees milling around. it was just pitch black, complete darkness. a hungry void.
leaving a target was the same disorienting feeling as leaving a dark theatre and exiting into the light. sound and colour and feeling rush back in. you feel like you can breathe again. a weight is lifted from your shoulders. you can’t remember any of the time you spent inside the target.
it is my sincere belief that the targets in canada never existed. the storefronts were put up, yes, but the stores themselves were vast empty caverns filled with dark dreams and sinister interlopers. passing through the automatic doors was meant to teleport us to the nearest american location, but something went wrong and we entered an unnatural zone halfway between the upside down and whatever it was that happened in the langoliers.
i believe the balls outside target are carefully crafted and powerfully attuned magical artifacts that keep up the illusion known as Target©, but were incorrectly spaced in canada due to a mixup between the metric and imperial systems of measurement, and that is why the brief twilight zone episode that was canadian target collapsed virtually overnight.
Canadian Target = American Kmart
tips for dealing with loneliness??
get outside and around other people even if they’re strangers
people watch: create stories for people you observe in public
get around animals if you can: volunteer at a local animal shelter or offer to look after a friend’s pet for a little while
read books
find characters in a movie/tv show you really connect with and watch them/become part of the fandom
get busy: fill your day with errands or places to visit
reach out to old friends you haven’t heard from in a while
find an online community: tumblr can be a good place or maybe a particular subreddit - participate in the conversation
call a relative
get into some kind of exercise routine even if it’s just walking around the block
take yourself on dates: plan out exactly what you want to do and go have a blast
volunteer somewhere
start conversations with your classmates/teachers/people you work with
play music if no one is around (sing alongs and dance parties are encouraged)
start thinking of yourself as your own best friend: hanging out by yourself can be really fun! do things you love doing no matter how silly they feel
try and surround yourself with people whenever possible: go to cafes, work in the library, walk through the mall, etc.
get away from social media
give yourself permission to spend a little money on things that will bring you joy
make plans with friends even if it’s a month or more in advance
spend time with little kids: babysit, volunteer, visit with a friend with a child or younger sibling
be really gentle with yourself