Brain is all over the place. Hypothetically.

The man with no plan.

[yorgen-sh]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[cerastes]

Something I’ve noticed is

THAT PEOPLE POKE THEIR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG!

[blancadiabla]

[runcibility]

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.

[xx-am3thyst-4st3r-xx]

That person is me

[djadjamankh]

as an egyptologist, this fake egyptian bothered me so much. so i fixed it.

basic pronunciation followed by egyptological transcription in parentheses and translation in quotation marks.

frame 1: inek inpu (i̓nk i̓npw), “I am Anubis”

frame 2, poison: em wenem (m wnm), “do not eat”

frame 3, smoke detector: pa-yee pu em khenem khety (pꜣy pw m ḫnm ḥty), “this is for smelling smoke”

frame 4: ah-sh pa-yee tchen yot khena ta-yee tchen mawt (ꜥš pꜣy.ṯn i̓t ḥnꜥ tꜣy.ṯn mwt), “call your father and your mother”

frame 5: ankh wedja seneb (ꜥnḫ wḏꜣ snb), “live, prosper, and be healthy” ← like egyptian “farewell”

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

[marinella-ela]

[wyrmcat]

BEAST MELON INDULGENCE

[mysticorset]

oh to be a tiny creature finding one of nature's most juicy, delicious treats, which is also several times the size of your whole body, and you have it all to yourself

[gholateg]

[dogpuppy]

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)

[moniquill]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[northisnotup]

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[moniquill]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[wizardshark]

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

[happyroadkillart]

trash birds being quite silly