LEO VALDEZ

HI

[literallyleo-v]

Greeted Jason with a kiss on the cheek and called it a Greek thing…

He just kissed me on the forehead and said it was a way Romans show appreciation?

Chat am I cooked?

[saving-the-wild-fromyouguys]

oh hell yes leo

[literallyleo-v]

thanks man 😭

[literallyleo-v]

I’m so babygirl you don’t even know

[diony1sios]

okay babes if you're so babygirl you'd be okay with me yassifying you rite? :) [*hands full of makeup and hair products*]

[literallyleo-v]

I’m sat

[diony1sios]

Yay!!!

i never touched a beauty product ever in my life before today :)

*i say as i untangle and brush your hair gently*

[literallyleo-v]

We’ll learn together! I am MORE THAN HAPPY to be your test subject

[diony1sios]

hell yeah!! that's a very healthy mindset to have :3 say now do you want to look like the sun threw up on you or like iris shat on your face?

[literallyleo-v]

Rainbow! Rainbow!

[diony1sios]

oh wow the fork chose the kitchen !! you're gonna look like the hottest woman ever bro trust me

you'll be my greatest project yet, my spectacular experiment. mm. *adds excessive glitter* cute. can you just- *grabs your chin and turns your head to the side* yeah, good.

*humming as i add more shiny colourful bullshit on your face*

[literallyleo-v]

Am I pretty yet?

[diony1sios]

You already were pretty I'm just—*sprays you with perfume like I'm spraying a rodent with repellent*—enhancing it.

anddd.. *grabs you by the shoulders and slowly turns you around* I'm done!!! yayy!!! yippie!! ahaha... uhm.

soo how do you like it, pretty boy :)

[literallyleo-v]

WOAH!!!

🥹🥹I’m fabulous

[diony1sios]

yess!!! you are!! now. who shall be my next victim?

*rubs hands together mischievously* muehehehehe. you pick!

[literallyleo-v]

hmmmm go find Grover

[literallyleo-v]

I’m so babygirl you don’t even know

[diony1sios]

okay babes if you're so babygirl you'd be okay with me yassifying you rite? :) [*hands full of makeup and hair products*]

[literallyleo-v]

I’m sat

[diony1sios]

Yay!!!

i never touched a beauty product ever in my life before today :)

*i say as i untangle and brush your hair gently*

[literallyleo-v]

We’ll learn together! I am MORE THAN HAPPY to be your test subject

[diony1sios]

hell yeah!! that's a very healthy mindset to have :3 say now do you want to look like the sun threw up on you or like iris shat on your face?

[literallyleo-v]

Rainbow! Rainbow!

[diony1sios]

oh wow the fork chose the kitchen !! you're gonna look like the hottest woman ever bro trust me

you'll be my greatest project yet, my spectacular experiment. mm. *adds excessive glitter* cute. can you just- *grabs your chin and turns your head to the side* yeah, good.

*humming as i add more shiny colourful bullshit on your face*

[literallyleo-v]

Am I pretty yet?

[diony1sios]

You already were pretty I'm just—*sprays you with perfume like I'm spraying a rodent with repellent*—enhancing it.

anddd.. *grabs you by the shoulders and slowly turns you around* I'm done!!! yayy!!! yippie!! ahaha... uhm.

soo how do you like it, pretty boy :)

[literallyleo-v]

WOAH!!!

🥹🥹I’m fabulous

[literallyleo-v]

I’m so babygirl you don’t even know

[diony1sios]

okay babes if you're so babygirl you'd be okay with me yassifying you rite? :) [*hands full of makeup and hair products*]

[literallyleo-v]

I’m sat

[diony1sios]

Yay!!!

i never touched a beauty product ever in my life before today :)

*i say as i untangle and brush your hair gently*

[literallyleo-v]

We’ll learn together! I am MORE THAN HAPPY to be your test subject

[diony1sios]

hell yeah!! that's a very healthy mindset to have :3 say now do you want to look like the sun threw up on you or like iris shat on your face?

[literallyleo-v]

Rainbow! Rainbow!

[diony1sios]

oh wow the fork chose the kitchen !! you're gonna look like the hottest woman ever bro trust me

you'll be my greatest project yet, my spectacular experiment. mm. *adds excessive glitter* cute. can you just- *grabs your chin and turns your head to the side* yeah, good.

*humming as i add more shiny colourful bullshit on your face*

[literallyleo-v]

Am I pretty yet?

[literallyleo-v]

I’m so babygirl you don’t even know

[diony1sios]

okay babes if you're so babygirl you'd be okay with me yassifying you rite? :) [*hands full of makeup and hair products*]

[literallyleo-v]

I’m sat

[diony1sios]

Yay!!!

i never touched a beauty product ever in my life before today :)

*i say as i untangle and brush your hair gently*

[literallyleo-v]

We’ll learn together! I am MORE THAN HAPPY to be your test subject

[diony1sios]

hell yeah!! that's a very healthy mindset to have :3 say now do you want to look like the sun threw up on you or like iris shat on your face?

[literallyleo-v]

Rainbow! Rainbow!

[literallyleo-v]

I’m so babygirl you don’t even know

[diony1sios]

okay babes if you're so babygirl you'd be okay with me yassifying you rite? :) [*hands full of makeup and hair products*]

[literallyleo-v]

I’m sat

[diony1sios]

Yay!!!

i never touched a beauty product ever in my life before today :)

*i say as i untangle and brush your hair gently*

[literallyleo-v]

We’ll learn together! I am MORE THAN HAPPY to be your test subject

[literallyleo-v]

I’m so babygirl you don’t even know

[diony1sios]

okay babes if you're so babygirl you'd be okay with me yassifying you rite? :) [*hands full of makeup and hair products*]

[literallyleo-v]

I’m sat

[literallyleo-v]

Anyone know where I can find like a..king sized mattress by camp? Festus keeps trying to snuggle with me in bed.

[ember-daughter-of-apollo]

[literallyleo-v]

I’m so babygirl you don’t even know

[literallyleo-v]

Anyone know where I can find like a..king sized mattress by camp? Festus keeps trying to snuggle with me in bed.

[literallyleo-v]

Once I took your medication to know what it’s like

(The physician’s cure so you wouldn’t die)

[literallyleo-v]

Greeted Jason with a kiss on the cheek and called it a Greek thing…

He just kissed me on the forehead and said it was a way Romans show appreciation?

Chat am I cooked?

[literallyleo-v]

Guys can we move capture the flag? Festus wants to play fetch in the field and…I can’t let my buddy down.

[literallyleo-v]

I think Nico’s getting taller than me :/