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summary:Â It's Dan who says, very early on, "Oh my god, will you marry me?"
Several futile conversations about marriage, as enacted by a pair of idiots.
word count: 1.4k
notes:Â i just really want to hear One Shared Braincell TM Dan and Phil have conversations about serious life decisions.
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plot twist- dan has actually been presenting a small indie radio show in a random town in england that no one's ever heard of. he only broadcasts from 3:10-3:15am every other Wednesday, but has been doing it for 5 years now. Just so he can keep "radio presenter" in his bio. :P
where’s the fic
when the world's burning
summary: phil is a believer. dan is not.
also: phil spends all of his forever searching for dan, finding him, losing him again. dan spends his forever in fragments, forgetting Phil in every life only to learn him anew in the next.
(a reincarnation au)
word count:Â 3k
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steps of writing a fic:
try and fail to write this huge fic
start writing a ridiculous tiny idea as warmup
get invested in the ridiculous fic and write 3k
get frustrated about the fic that was supposed to be warmup
someone peer pressure me into posting the warmup fic
a collection of fics i never finished but always intended to;
dan is an investigative journalist following a murder case and phil is, unfortunately, the main suspect
The Childhood AU. it deserves capital letters.
the accidental las vegas marriage arch, that needs to be heavily redirected
dan is a lyricist and phil is a composer. it's very elton and bernie, except impossibly gayer
directly following this - i'm building the flow of the first fic and having second thoughts. do phandom pals wanna read a murder case fic?
like. buddy, i will read dnp falling in love in ANY universe and am an avid crime procedural fan. will this be interesting to anyone but me? 🤔
i was hit today with memories of how that first time hanging out alone with your crush feels. the way your stomach twists and doesn't relax for hours and your heart is beating unhealthily fast and you can feel the drop in your gut every time they come close or say something that can be somehow interpreted as revealing.
i've always thought about dan and phil's first time meeting as giddy and emotional, but - i bet it wasn't all that. think of phil's heart beating faster and faster after dan texted him that his train arrived because he knows he's gonna see dan in a few seconds, but then what? it's like, they know each other, but they don't. it's that anxious feeling when you can't wait for something to finally fucking happen but you're also terrified of it happening.
and then their eyes meet and it's like. they can't run towards each other, because they've never even met. and what do they do with their hands? and suddenly phil forgets how to hug and his arms are all awkward and he's sweaty and they both mumble something idiotic because their brains stopped working, and he keeps thinking about how lame that hug was, fuck.
and the moment phil opens his front door, when they climb to his room. jesus. that really quick paced small talk because they're so fucking awkward and they had such a good day but oh god they're here and that's phil's bed right there and it can fit them both and like, okay, they joked about this, but. oh my god, they actually kissed. the bed suddenly seems very large and dan drops on it and lies back just to make it less of an intimidating, looming object.
and they're all giggly. dan probably made fun of phil for so many things and talked so fast because that's his ice breaking mechanism, like, "fuck i can't believe you sleep beneath buffy and is that a photo of you from year nine what is that hair and like phil you don't even have a real computer i cannot believe you' and phil shoves his hands backwards in his jeans and giggles some more and says a bunch of stupid shit because. god. that's dan and are they gonna touch now and he's so nervous he's gonna vomit.
does phil sit on the bed and kisses dan? nah mate, he drops on it full bodily and they kick around and shriek and they already kissed but it's still terrifying to kiss again (you're stupid like that, aren't you, in that first time) and so their mouths don't touch until they do, and dan thinks he might choke on his heart, it's so high up his throat, and phil's hands are shaking against dan's hips, it's that kind of romcom bullshit.
they did not. sleep that night. not a goddamn second. they probably fooled around a little bit but they probably did a whole lot more of blushing and covering their faces with their hands and laughing too loudly from the withheld stress and talking in hushed voices with hammering heartbeats.
the sex part sneaked into it in the following days.
Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it
1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?
2: What scene did you first put down?
3: What’s your favorite line of narration?
4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?
5: What part was hardest to write?
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I always wind up reblogging these at midnight on a sunday when there’s maybe like, two people I know online but yeah, why not? I just ate an orange and I’m about to force myself to drink a glass of water so humor me and my boredom and my silliness.
hello fellow fic writer friends let’s distract ourselves from life being scary by taking some time to self spon! reblog this with links to three fics you’ve written that you want people to read! maybe you think they were underrated at the time you posted, maybe they’re a few years old and haven’t been seen by newer readers, maybe you’re just really fucking proud and want people to read ‘em! whatever your reason, spon the hell out them!
fics! go!
i wasn't gonna spon, but then i went through the replies and marked like twenty fics for later and decided to participate 💕
for what you've tamed, 5k
about dogs and kids and the Future. basically, dan having a small crisis amid snaps from late 2019. a lot of introspection.
at the crossroads, 3k
dealing with dan's possible paths following the youtube hiatus. a rose-tinted glasses fic where dan becomes a screenwriter, set in 2020-21, and everything is Happy.
here by the settled shadows, 2.5k
a pretty old one, but why not - a realistic sci-fi allegory for 2012 from phil's perspective, in which phil can see himself from other universes as ghosts.
ten au's i'll never write but someone should
a who wants to be a millionaire gameshow au. in whatever shape you want.
dan does youtube, starts working at bbc radio 1, progresses to news anchoring in a sharp career turn. phil follows his dreams and becomes a weatherman.
the formula 1 au that was always our destiny. is dan a driver and phil's a mechanic? are they on opposite teams? are they both commentators?
twitch streamers au. it's the gaming show banters but during the slow infatuation stage, and it's beautiful. bonus points: their respective audiences notice and boy do they ship it.
phil has a podcast that dan loves. he calls one time when phil does an interactive episode and they start a tentative, carefully anonymous online friendship, because phil keeps his identity on the DL. also: dan has a giant crush on a computers guy at work that he's only talked to through emails. guess who that is.
dan runs a huge queer charity foundation. phil's a climbing politician. they keep meeting at fundraisers.
2009 happens just as it should. dan starts youtube, phil's tweets are getting progressively disgusting in love. in october the tension becomes ridiculous and it's obvious they should meet. the catch? dan lives in australia, and they're both broke.
wild west au. i'm a sucker for gay cowboys. it can be modern, tho, because nobody wants that period-typical homophobia.
they break up in 2012. their careers move on. in 2019 dan posts BIG and phil sees it on his twitter feed, can't not tweet his encouragement back. their lives align once again.
they're in sixth form together. dan leads the debating society and phil's head of the film club. they fight for meeting spaces and for funding and for anything that will get the other's attention because teenage boys are idiots.
a collection of fics i never finished but always intended to;
dan is an investigative journalist following a murder case and phil is, unfortunately, the main suspect
The Childhood AU. it deserves capital letters.
the accidental las vegas marriage arch, that needs to be heavily redirected
dan is a lyricist and phil is a composer. it's very elton and bernie, except impossibly gayer
i have an au i'm postponing because i wanna give it a lot of attention
anyone has a prompt they want filled in the meanwhile?
love song, remixed
summary: they’ve been together for over a decade. love isn’t the photogenic illusion the movies advertise, at this point.
or: love in its realest form, presented in ten acts.Â
word count:Â 4.5k
notes: sometimes i make myself emotional over how long dan and phil have loved each other. and sometimes i think of sunlit mornings and soft kisses, but other times, i feel like celebrating the candid moments of love that aren’t usually displayed in media. you’re welcome.
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hello. just want you to know that i think about your fics a lot at random times bc they mean a lot to me. i really love your writing. thank you. hope you’re doing well
oh my god, thank you so much
i'm so sorry this is delayed, tumblr won't let me see my asks for some reason :(
but I'm so glad i got through to someone and made something that touched you. i'm so so so honoured 💕
Hi I just read your latest fic and I want you to know that it was so so good and I loved it so so much. There's something so right about how you portrayed it that really resonated with me. Cheers!
thank you!!!! 🥰 i guess it feels so strange to still be writing because the entire audience has shifted but it's so encouraging to get messages like this.
new headcanon: dan in the fic also took up running
writing a fic about dan making decisions about his life in the immediate future? it's more likely than you think
see? i promised