Ask the Agent FAQs + How to Search & Get Notifications
I’ve assembled some of the Most Frequently Asked questions here. I’ll add to it as I remember. I strongly suggest that you look at the FAQs *and* try and do a quick keyword search BEFORE asking your question; instructions for that are below the FAQ section.
Please do try to be as concise as you can be and confine yourself to ONE “ask box” - there are a limited number of characters, so sometimes people spread their asks into multiple boxes -- this makes answering them problematic and confusing.
Please do be civil, and respectful of my time: I allow anonymous asks because I want people to feel they can ask sensitive questions, in the hopes that the answers will be useful for others as well, I’ll turn them off if people get abusive, stalkerish, or generally weird in my inbox.
Please don’t ask me if your book will sell, or how much money you will make: I don’t know. And truly, EVERYTHING I know about word count has been compiled into the link below under “word count.”
APRIL 2026 UPDATE: ABLA has new submission guidelines (linked!) Please follow the submission guidelines carefully - we cannot accept queries through email or social media.
BOOKSTORE STUFF, EVENTS & SCHOOL VISITS
How do bookstores find out about and choose books to stock and display? And what’s “co-op”?
What are Returns? Remainders? “Strippable” books?
Does a book being remaindered mean that it is going Out of Print?
Do you have tips for approaching bookstores to do events?
Can you give me some nuts & bolts of how School Visits work? And what’s a booking agency?
CHAPTER BOOKS
Here’s a link to a series of posts about Chapter Books - how do you write a CB proposal, why do agents rarely list CB as something they rep, etc.
COMPS
Are comps necessary? Can I use a TV show or movie as a comp? What parameters should I use when choosing comps?
CONTRACT STUFF
What even IS an Option Clause, what does it contain and how should it be limited?
DEALMAKING
What are the steps between submitting a book to a publisher and getting an offer?
What's an "Auction"? What's a "Pre-empt"?
Which is better, a one book deal, or a multi-book deal?
ENCOURAGEMENT / REALITY CHECKS
Feeling down about being in the query trenches?
Dealing with Imposter Syndrome?
But what are the chances I’ll get out of the slush pile REALLY?
I heard traditional publishing is dying / dead. Is that true???
Do you have a pep talk for people who are sad about shelving / trunking manuscripts?
Everyone says there are “no original ideas” - but agents only want “original ideas.” How can both these things be true?
I know it’s pointless to chase trends -- but my book is not trendy. Should I write something else?
OK, but now my book is gonna come out and what if everyone hates it????
ILLUSTRATORS
I know somebody who is a talented artist, what should they do to break into kid’s books? Here: A newbie’s guide to becoming a professional book illustrator.
What should ideally be in an aspiring illustrators portfolio?
What do agents do to “shop” illustrator’s work that is different from authors?
INTERNATIONAL RIGHTS
What’s the story with “Foreign Rights”? Should I keep them?
How does selling international rights / translation rights work?
MONEY
How book accounting works 101: Advances, royalties, joint accounting and separate accounting.
What’s the REAL scoop on “six-figure deals”?
How are advances calculated?
Should a writer start an LLC?
PEN NAMES
Here are a bunch of posts about Pen Names - can I use one, when do I have to decide, what if I can’t pick one, how do I query with one, etc.
PICTURE BOOKS
What’s your best advice for learning to write Picture Books?
What’s the deal with Holiday Themed picture books?
Do agents really hate Rhyming picture books?
Why do so many agents want author-illustrators specifically?
Do picture books need to have conflict?
PITCHING YOUR BOOK
What are “best practices” for pitch sessions at conferences and the like?
PUBLICITY, MARKETING & SELF-PROMO
What’s the difference between Marketing and Publicity?
Should I hire my own publicist?
Social Media Best Practices for Authors who are Scared of Social Media
Dealing with Negative Reviews (Spoiler: Don’t read them in the first place, and definitely don’t respond!)
PUBLISHER 101
What’s an “imprint” and are some better than others?
QUERYING
How do I write a query letter?
How do I address a query? Dear Ms Agent, or what?
How do I write the “Bio” section of the query if I don’t have any prior publications or special credentials?
Does it matter when I query?
Should I personalize my query letter? (OK, I get it, but tell me more!)
What if I pitch a book “too soon” and it isn’t ready yet? How much time do I have to reply to a request?
If an agent has my full, when is it OK to nudge? What are the RULES about nudging? What if I get another offer? WHEN SHOULD I NUDGE?
Why are responses soooo slow? (2021 "post-covid-era")
Can I query American agents / get published in America, if I live in another country?
Do I need a massive social media presence or connections or anything else in order to query an agent?
What’s the weirdest query you ever got?
Will an agency that says they share queries with one another REALLY share them? Which ones? ALL of them? What’s the deal with that?
RESEARCHING AGENTS: SCAMS AND SCHMAGENTS
What are some big red flags for Agents (and Publishers)?
I’m worried my Agent may be... A SCHMAGENT. How can I tell?
REVISION
How do you decide what feedback to implement from a critique partner, agent or editor?
Any wisdom about that roller-coaster feeling of “my work is great!” followed by “my work is garbage!” that happens in revision?
What if an agent or editor wants you to change something that you really love?
TITLES
What if my publisher wants me to change my title but I like it?
WORD COUNT
Here's my famous post from long ago containing everything I know about Word Count. It's still accurate, IMO.
Here's a post about two ways to find out the word count of published books.
WORK FOR HIRE / IP PROJECTS
How do I get work on “IP Projects” / Work for Hire gigs?
WORKING WITH AN AGENT
What is “The Call” with a potential agent like?
What does a typical author-agent contract / agency agreement look like? Do I need a lawyer to look at it?
How does an agent “sell a book” - is it like a door-to-door salesman sitch, or what?
How do books “go on submission” - like, what is the process?
What's the etiquette around giving gifts to your agent?
What happens if my agent leaves the agency, or leaves the business entirely?
WRITING TIPS
What is the BEST writing tip you have for somebody who wants to break into Children’s Books? OK, but can you expand on that?
What are some great books to read to study the craft of writing fiction?
What’s the difference between goals, stakes, and conflict - and are all of them important in a kid’s book?
Can you open a book with dialogue? (What’s an example of a great opening line?)
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How To Search
* SEARCH: Go to the URL/search/keyword -- for example, literaticat.tumblr.com/search/query -- It's not the most intuitive but it does work!
* TAGS: I have enabled TAGS on the posts. (I used to do this all the time when I had a different theme, but then I got this theme, which didn’t automatically show tags, and then I forgot.) SO, the tags are things like “working with an agent”, “querying an agent”, “scandals”, “contract stuff” etc - and they should show up. Not every ask is tagged, but the most “important” ones generally are. If you click one of the tags, all other posts with that tag should show up. (of course if I forgot to tag, or your question could be in more than one category... it’s not a FLAWLESS system, but hey).
* ARCHIVE: I have added a button to the top of the page that says “Archive” (right next to “ask me anything”) - if you click on that, you’ll see thumbnail images of a ton of questions - this doesn’t show the whole question or answer but if you are like “man, I know it was a question about Hollywood Contracts and it was about a month ago” you can click on that Archive link and very quickly probably find the thing you want. (Additionally, the tags show up on that when you hover/tap)
How to See New Posts
* RSS FEED: You can add this to an RSS feed, such as Feedly, so that you will get to see the most recent questions automatically in that feed as they come. (How? That would be a great question for Feedly, or Google!)
* GET NOTIFICATIONS: In the top right corner, there’s a person-shaped icon that you click for following a blog, etc. It has an option for “get notifications when this blog posts”. It looks like this:















