lmao

drowning in memes and party surfing

[revoltoftheflesh]

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[little-bitch-boy]

Im a lunatic, beat me up

[little-bitch-boy]

You surprised that I'm crazy after I tell ya I'm crazy? No one listens right

[little-bitch-boy]

Next girl that complements me im just gonna completely wet my pants

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[likeatreebesidetheriver]

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

sorry bro

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

hot diggity! i love The Suffering!

[psych-quotes]

“Typically, people who exercise, start eating better and becoming more productive at work. They smoke less and show more patience with colleagues and family. They use their credit cards less frequently and say they feel less stressed. Exercise is a keystone habit that triggers widespread change.”

 Charles Duhigg (via psych-quotes)

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[padalesexy]

15 minutes of washing yourself, 15 minutes of contemplating your entire existence thus far

[little-bitch-boy]

5 minutes bathing, 25 masturbating

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I go to the mall with my girlfriend I’m basically an NPC companion. I am constantly standing in her way, unaware of where she intends to go and not really paying attention. So maybe bad NPC AI in video games isn’t so off base after all.

[mitaffenartigergeschwendigkeit]

[vintagegeekculture]

I don’t know the context for this, but it isn’t necessary. A more truthful ad has never been printed.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Rejection doesn’t mean you aren’t good enough. It means the other person didn’t recognise what you have to offer.

Unknown (via recoveryisbeautiful)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Children are constantly warned not to take candy from strangers except for one day of the year when they are encouraged to take candy from as many strangers as possible in an elaborate ritualized and costumed ceremony.

[paxamericana]

[little-bitch-boy]

There's a line for the bathroom at midnight