Inéz’s Blog

Currently obsessed with Dan and Phil Chronically ill A bit of a nerd

[little-british-orphan]

Mini (long overdue) intro:

~ I’m Inéz

~ She/they

~ I live in England

~ I’ve just left year 13 where I was studying biology, computer science, maths, and further maths

~ I’m going to uni in September to study biology

~ Although I may yap about biology this is not a study blog (imagine me being productive???)

~ This blog will mostly be about whatever I am currently hyper-fixating on (which will be in the blog description) + a steady stream of biology

[asoggyapple]

MIKU BECOMING WHAT SHE HATES.... BRITISH ‼️‼️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💂☕☕☕

[little-british-orphan]

A 9 year old asked me what my favourite element of the periodic table was today. I have never been so glad for my science education because (in a shocking twist) it made me very cool to that one girl.

[little-british-orphan]

If anyone’s wondering, mine was hydrogen because of hydrogen bonds. Her’s was caesium-133 because of how reactive it is, and a boy ran past us at one point and told us that his favourite was plutonium - but he left before I could ask him why.

[little-british-orphan]

A 9 year old asked me what my favourite element of the periodic table was today. I have never been so glad for my science education because (in a shocking twist) it made me very cool to that one girl.

[little-british-orphan]

I just sad a HORRIBLE exam paper, and afterwards I came outside to see my friends sitting around like this:

[degenerusssy]

fly high, sweet prince 🪽

(the pyjamas, not phil. he’s fine)

video description:

five clips of phil wearing his minecraft pyjamas in black and white except for the pyjamas which are bright green. there is sunlight coming from the top left corner. all of the clips are playing slightly in slow motion. the song in the arms of the angel by sarah mclachlan plays over it

[little-british-orphan]

He was commando here ❤️

[little-british-orphan]

I am British and therefore not built to withstand heat.

I fear I shall not survive until winter.

[little-british-orphan]

Does anyone else ever put on an outfit and then get possessed by a specific character who’s outfit that is, then spend the rest of the day listening to the music that they like and doing activities that they would enjoy.

…Just me? Ok

[nuttythenut]

ME TOO

I have this thing I subconsciously do where I end up acting like and talking like and dressing like a character that I'm obsessed with

Only if they're like, an attainable level of cool

If they're too cool and I cannot hope to measure up I just think about them a lot

[little-british-orphan]

OMG YES I had a total Remus Lupin phase ngl

[little-british-orphan]

Does anyone else ever put on an outfit and then get possessed by a specific character who’s outfit that is, then spend the rest of the day listening to the music that they like and doing activities that they would enjoy.

…Just me? Ok

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[fandomfairyuniverse]

The real otp is Chappell Roan and the Prague girl

[gonna-need-you-to-not]

[little-british-orphan]

I fear I will never get over the fact that I am an adult.

[little-british-orphan]

[little-british-orphan]

I fear I will never get over the fact that I am an adult.

[charl0ttan]

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

[alexanderwales]

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now