Ed Nashton

8-year old riddler with attachment issues

[little-edward]

📌 INFO POST 📌

Hi! I'm Edward Nashton.

But you can call me Ed, Eddie, or Nashton if you wanna.

📚 Age: 8 and three-quarters (I’m almost 9, okay?)

🧠 I like: riddles, puzzles, math, crossword books, The Question (he's cool), animals with weird facts, and when people don’t talk down to me

😠 I dislike: loud noises, people who cheat, and when adults say "you’ll understand when you're older"

💚 Favorite color: Green. Obviously.

📺 Watching: nature documentaries, detective shows (when Mom lets me), and cartoons with good writing

📓 Writing: riddles in a secret notebook. You can’t read it. Don’t ask.

🔎 Future job: World's Greatest Detective. Maybe also a supervillain. Not sure yet.

> “I’m not a weirdo. I’m just smarter than you.”

🚫 DNI (DO NOT INTERACT) 🚫

❌ No NSFW (he’s 8. I shouldn’t even have to say this.)

❌ No kink, no suggestive stuff, NO weirdness of any kind

❌ No pro-violence/edgelord RPers trying to “corrupt” him. Get help.

❌ No transphobia, racism, antisemitism, homophobia, ableism, etc.

❌ No overly flirty muses—he will call you gross

❌ If you bully kids for being nerds or different

❌ If you don’t tag your heavy topics (he’s just a kid, let him have a good day)

✅ Mutually: Kid muses, Batfam blogs, Gotham citizens, school settings, detective nerds, other child prodigies, silly villains, slice-of-life rpers, wholesome content

✅ Open to: Angst-lite, mischief, riddles, school shenanigans, mentor figures, accidental heroics

> Riddle me this: why would I talk to someone meaner than my math homework?

[askcobblepot]

Do you own any penguins? If so, how many? And do they have names?

I got this ask almost word for word a while ago.

I have 1 Galapagos penguin from the Gotham zoo named Douglas.

(@little-edward Douglas mention)

[little-edward]

Douglas, my pookie.

[squid-turtles]

oh btw do you still want a kidney? I can prolly get one from the people who took it from you cuz I forgot that could possibly be an option :D

[little-edward]

I would like my kidney back, yes 🙂‍↕️

[squid-turtles]

ok so who were they >:( we WILL get them 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[little-edward]

No clue... I just know they kidnapped me. I guess they were traffickers?

[squid-turtles]

😡

I'll figure out who did it 😠😠

[little-edward]

Yay!

*hugs him*

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[askcobblepot]

Do you own any penguins? If so, how many? And do they have names?

I got this ask almost word for word a while ago.

I have 1 Galapagos penguin from the Gotham zoo named Douglas.

(@little-edward Douglas mention)

[little-edward]

Douglas, my pookie.

[squid-turtles]

oh btw do you still want a kidney? I can prolly get one from the people who took it from you cuz I forgot that could possibly be an option :D

[little-edward]

I would like my kidney back, yes 🙂‍↕️

[squid-turtles]

ok so who were they >:( we WILL get them 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[little-edward]

No clue... I just know they kidnapped me. I guess they were traffickers?

[askcobblepot]

Do you own any penguins? If so, how many? And do they have names?

I got this ask almost word for word a while ago.

I have 1 Galapagos penguin from the Gotham zoo named Douglas.

(@little-edward Douglas mention)

[little-edward]

Douglas, my pookie.

[squid-turtles]

oh btw do you still want a kidney? I can prolly get one from the people who took it from you cuz I forgot that could possibly be an option :D

[little-edward]

I would like my kidney back, yes 🙂‍↕️

[askcobblepot]

Do you own any penguins? If so, how many? And do they have names?

I got this ask almost word for word a while ago.

I have 1 Galapagos penguin from the Gotham zoo named Douglas.

(@little-edward Douglas mention)

[little-edward]

Douglas, my pookie.

[squid-turtles]

oh btw do you still want a kidney? I can prolly get one from the people who took it from you cuz I forgot that could possibly be an option :D

[little-edward]

I would like my kidney back, yes 🙂‍↕️

[askcobblepot]

Do you own any penguins? If so, how many? And do they have names?

I got this ask almost word for word a while ago.

I have 1 Galapagos penguin from the Gotham zoo named Douglas.

(@little-edward Douglas mention)

[little-edward]

Douglas, my pookie.

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[squid-turtles]

I don't even know if im human. I've been shot multiple times i survived multiple explosions and all that happened in under a month so I might have more of everything 🤷

[little-edward]

Then, yeah. I'll have. A kidney.

[squid-turtles]

off to go get it out of me- uh do you know where I could give it? I don't trust the hospitals after the last time I went 👀

[little-edward]

I'll perform the surgery, if you want.

[squid-turtles]

you know how to?

[little-edward]

I can YouTube it.

[squid-turtles]

sir no offense but I wanna live. So maybe we can hire someone 🤔

[little-edward]

You'll live! :D

You haven't died yet, that means you're immortal until proven otherwise.

[squid-turtles]

hey man, I've survived. I'm not willing to take my chances. Maybe hiring wouldn't be a bad job- how are you with professor pyg?? 😅

[little-edward]

Haven't met him... But I'm in good with Oswald!

[squid-turtles]

hm you think he knows anyone that can surgery-ify me?

[little-edward]

I'll ask!

[squid-turtles]

yes please do so!!

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[squid-turtles]

I don't even know if im human. I've been shot multiple times i survived multiple explosions and all that happened in under a month so I might have more of everything 🤷

[little-edward]

Then, yeah. I'll have. A kidney.

[squid-turtles]

off to go get it out of me- uh do you know where I could give it? I don't trust the hospitals after the last time I went 👀

[little-edward]

I'll perform the surgery, if you want.

[squid-turtles]

you know how to?

[little-edward]

I can YouTube it.

[squid-turtles]

sir no offense but I wanna live. So maybe we can hire someone 🤔

[little-edward]

You'll live! :D

You haven't died yet, that means you're immortal until proven otherwise.

[squid-turtles]

hey man, I've survived. I'm not willing to take my chances. Maybe hiring wouldn't be a bad job- how are you with professor pyg?? 😅

[little-edward]

Haven't met him... But I'm in good with Oswald!

[squid-turtles]

hm you think he knows anyone that can surgery-ify me?

[little-edward]

I'll ask!

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[squid-turtles]

I don't even know if im human. I've been shot multiple times i survived multiple explosions and all that happened in under a month so I might have more of everything 🤷

[little-edward]

Then, yeah. I'll have. A kidney.

[squid-turtles]

off to go get it out of me- uh do you know where I could give it? I don't trust the hospitals after the last time I went 👀

[little-edward]

I'll perform the surgery, if you want.

[squid-turtles]

you know how to?

[little-edward]

I can YouTube it.

[squid-turtles]

sir no offense but I wanna live. So maybe we can hire someone 🤔

[little-edward]

You'll live! :D

You haven't died yet, that means you're immortal until proven otherwise.

[squid-turtles]

hey man, I've survived. I'm not willing to take my chances. Maybe hiring wouldn't be a bad job- how are you with professor pyg?? 😅

[little-edward]

Haven't met him... But I'm in good with Oswald!

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[squid-turtles]

I don't even know if im human. I've been shot multiple times i survived multiple explosions and all that happened in under a month so I might have more of everything 🤷

[little-edward]

Then, yeah. I'll have. A kidney.

[squid-turtles]

off to go get it out of me- uh do you know where I could give it? I don't trust the hospitals after the last time I went 👀

[little-edward]

I'll perform the surgery, if you want.

[squid-turtles]

you know how to?

[little-edward]

I can YouTube it.

[squid-turtles]

sir no offense but I wanna live. So maybe we can hire someone 🤔

[little-edward]

You'll live! :D

You haven't died yet, that means you're immortal until proven otherwise.

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[squid-turtles]

I don't even know if im human. I've been shot multiple times i survived multiple explosions and all that happened in under a month so I might have more of everything 🤷

[little-edward]

Then, yeah. I'll have. A kidney.

[squid-turtles]

off to go get it out of me- uh do you know where I could give it? I don't trust the hospitals after the last time I went 👀

[little-edward]

I'll perform the surgery, if you want.

[squid-turtles]

you know how to?

[little-edward]

I can YouTube it.

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[squid-turtles]

I don't even know if im human. I've been shot multiple times i survived multiple explosions and all that happened in under a month so I might have more of everything 🤷

[little-edward]

Then, yeah. I'll have. A kidney.

[squid-turtles]

off to go get it out of me- uh do you know where I could give it? I don't trust the hospitals after the last time I went 👀

[little-edward]

I'll perform the surgery, if you want.

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[squid-turtles]

I don't even know if im human. I've been shot multiple times i survived multiple explosions and all that happened in under a month so I might have more of everything 🤷

[little-edward]

Then, yeah. I'll have. A kidney.

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[squid-turtles]

Uh ok well if you ever want another one I'd be happy to give you one of mine

[little-edward]

How many do you have? The normal amount, or extra parts?

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow

[squid-turtles]

oh dear. Do you want mine? I mean I don't need it.

[little-edward]

Im fine. I survived this long!

[little-edward]

Hey man!! How are you?

Great! How are you?

[squid-turtles]

I've been really good, thanks for asking! How has your life been

[little-edward]

Ive been kidnapped twice

I'm missing a kidney

And I haven't talked to Crane in a while

Oh! And I'm nine now!

[squid-turtles]

oh my! That's a lot. Uh well first happy late birthday, and also what happened to your kidney? Unless you don't wanna talk about it, thats totally fine.

[little-edward]

When I first got kidnapped, they took my kidney. I don't know why. But, I'm still alive!

Somehow