Axolotl fan

21 he/they/she, DNI harry potter/mauraders fans, please like at least some of my posts or send a dm if you follow me so I know your not a spam bot Anti-Censorship

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[oddarette]

The tide whale is so rarely documented due to how often it is mistaken for a rogue wave. They are relatively small, about the size of a dolphin. The only recounts of their songs have been from drowning survivors; described as a series of water droplets echoing off the well of a deep cavern.

[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is the greatest

insult in the history

of television.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[apolladay]

You’re on a roadtrip and need to grab a drink for the next few hours at the truck stop. What do you chose?

* boba

* coffee

* energy drink

* juice

* lemonade

* milkshake

* tea

* slushy/slurpie

* soda

* water

* something else

* none for me, thanks

You’re on a roadtrip and need to grab a drink for the next few hours at the truck stop. What do you chose?

boba

coffee

energy drink

juice

lemonade

milkshake

tea

slushie/slurpie

soda

water

something else

nothing for me, thanks!

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

[anomymous2]

Im getting 4 monsters and going into a short coma

[duplexide]

[dectech]

???

[stewball]

[thesnailphilosopher]

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston molasses flood Heritage Post

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[captainclickycat]

I have similar issues when people use "mortified" when they mean "horrified".

It always comes off like "I walked into my living room to find the beheaded corpse of my husband lying on the floor, and I was just so embarrassed."

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston Molasses Flood Heritage Post

[isaacmemes]

@massachusetts-official

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Do not.

[dailyhistoryposts]

On This Day In History

April 22nd, 1994: American president Richard Nixon dies of a stroke.

[coelacanthropology]

@nixon-official

[nixon-official]

fuck u

[kennedy-assassination-heritage]

huh. That's exactly 7 months before Kennedy

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[coughloop]

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

[kennedy-assassination-heritage]

Kennedy Assassination Heritage Post

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[ouhhoh]

idk if anyone has tried to draw this yet but here is my proposal

[kennedy-assassination-heritage]

Kennedy Assassination Heritage Post

[dear-ao3]

[kennedy-assassination-heritage]

Kennedy Assassination Heritage Post

[atlanta-city-official]

WHERE DID U COME FROM ????

[9-11-heritage-posts]

We’ve been here the whole time.

[network-rail]

[network-rail]

apparently making fun of 9/11 is all I need to become popular on tumblr

[9-11-heritage-posts]

yeah...

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[oneheadtoanother]

mark your calendars now

[9-11-heritage-posts]

05/14 Heritage Post

[virtualgirladvance]

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

[elise-mopie]

[demigoddumbass]

YESSS

[t1meislimited]

@anomymous2

[anomymous2]

Tru