O. Cobblepot

Penguin RP ask blog

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Introduction Post & Blog Information

-My version of Cobblepot may not be comic accurate, as it is more or less my own interpretation based on mainly movies and games.

-absolutely no bigotry allowed. This includes but is definitely not limited to homophobia, racism, sexism, and transphobia

-Nsfw is not allowed. Suggestive stuff may be allowed depending on an individual basis and how I feel about it.

-any other roleplay tumblr blogs are allowed and urged to interact and send asks!

-Anyone may interact, PLEASE feel free to get creative with asks!

-I am 18, I am an adult. I try not to be weird so please afford me the same kindness

Don't be afraid to be cringe! This is a roleplay blog, no one minds Imao

Stolen from @questionquery

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Nuclear water looks so clear and tasty and delicious

Drink up!

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Blog update:

Sorry I haven’t been at all active. I got a boyfriend, a job, a car, and a bunch of other stuff. Idk where this blog will go but either way you all are wonderful, I love you 🫶

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Mr Cobblepot, do you have a favorite Pokémon?

Of course I do! Everyone ought to have one!

It’s oddish, of course.

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-A 500k has been transferred from your account to an unknown account that no longer works or is even trackable-

Ok…

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Uncle cobblestonepot... Is it true that you and uncle nygma make out when no one is looking...?

YES!

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Do you own any penguins? If so, how many? And do they have names?

I got this ask almost word for word a while ago.

I have 1 Galapagos penguin from the Gotham zoo named Douglas.

(@little-edward Douglas mention)

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OoC:

Guys… it was amazing!!!!!

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OoC:

I just spent 2 hours designing an ad for my mom’s store only to be told “oh no worries! The ai one looks better anyway”

And then im like “what? Why?” And it’s cause the images of the stuff we have in the store Dont look good!!! I’m not good at photography or anything, but like at least the photos are stuff we HAVE!!! THE AI GENERATED ONE SHOWS HOODIES, TUMBLERS, CRYSTALS, AND SHIRTS THAT WE JUST DO NOT HAVE!!!!!!!

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//ooc

Guys… it’s tomorrow

17 hours 25 minutes

If you can’t tell im really excited

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//OoC

I have a date tomorrow!!! I’m so excited someone helppppp meee (my DMs are open so send me a message) helppp 😭

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Hello Mr Cobblepot! I was just wondering what any of the requirements are for working at the Iceberg Lounge ^^;

I kinda wanna get off the streets and unfortunately need money for that, so,

-🐁/ @breaking-n-entering-rodent

If you get yourself washed up and your hair up, you can be a host!

Or if you can sing, you can be a singer!

Or if you can sweep you can be a janitor!

Just tell me what you can do, I’ll find you a spot!

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Oswald, dear friend.

Congratulations on the venue deal. I trust that the Thunderstar's little soiree won't interfere with our previous arrangements? I have some quality shipments coming in throughout the coming weeks.

Do let me know if you'd like me to add anything to the shopping list before the orders are finalized.

- ʀ.ᴍ. ᴄʀᴜᴢ // @la-amazona

You’ll have to wait until after the party, ma’am. The party is a minor hiccup with a more than worthwhile payoff. I do not need anything added to the list.

All the best

-Oswald Cobblepot

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Attention

The iceberg lounge will be closed on June 28th and 29th for @the-thunderstar-heir. He arranged a party.

Onto other news.

We are looking for a new singer at the lounge. Auditions are open.

(Send an ask or something hehe)

[squid-turtles]

wait so I CANT stay on those days?

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You can, just can’t go into the 1st or 2nd floors.

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Attention

The iceberg lounge will be closed on June 28th and 29th for @the-thunderstar-heir. He arranged a party.

Onto other news.

We are looking for a new singer at the lounge. Auditions are open.

(Send an ask or something hehe)

[askcobblepot]

Ah, hello Oswald ~

I'm in a good mood tonight, don't ruin it.

Would It be possible to rent the entire iceberg lounge for the 28th - 29th ?

- 𝑪.𝑻.

For what exactly? I could do it but I’d need $14,000 to account for revenue for the two days.

- O. C.

[the-thunderstar-heir]

Oh, that's... Cheaper than expected, but sure, name your price.

One of my kiddos is having a birthday party, (already grown, i wouldn't allow it otherwise) and his friend bet him he wouldn't be able to.

Sweet beggings of revenge am I right? :)

Thank you, truly.

- 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒆𝒓

[askcobblepot]

$7,000 a day is the base rate. Thats $5,000 for utilities and the like. And $2,000 for expected profit. Not including accommodations like drinks. You’re welcome to sweeten the deal or otherwise provide your own singers, cleaners, and beverages.

Additionally, seeing as the 28th is a Sunday, I’d expect around triple the customers. But either way, it’s usually good to start a new business opportunity off on the right foot, eh?

All the best

-Oswald

[the-thunderstar-heir]

Right, I don't want to do the math,

Is half a million good?

- 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒆𝒓

[askcobblepot]

Right… er… sure thing… I’ll get my guys together and make it real nice for you sir.

*oswald grumbles, feeling belittled and upstaged*

“Pesky little such-and-such”

[askcobblepot]

Ah, hello Oswald ~

I'm in a good mood tonight, don't ruin it.

Would It be possible to rent the entire iceberg lounge for the 28th - 29th ?

- 𝑪.𝑻.

For what exactly? I could do it but I’d need $14,000 to account for revenue for the two days.

- O. C.

[the-thunderstar-heir]

Oh, that's... Cheaper than expected, but sure, name your price.

One of my kiddos is having a birthday party, (already grown, i wouldn't allow it otherwise) and his friend bet him he wouldn't be able to.

Sweet beggings of revenge am I right? :)

Thank you, truly.

- 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒆𝒓

[askcobblepot]

$7,000 a day is the base rate. Thats $5,000 for utilities and the like. And $2,000 for expected profit. Not including accommodations like drinks. You’re welcome to sweeten the deal or otherwise provide your own singers, cleaners, and beverages.

Additionally, seeing as the 28th is a Sunday, I’d expect around triple the customers. But either way, it’s usually good to start a new business opportunity off on the right foot, eh?

All the best

-Oswald