WARNINGS TO ALL SHHOPLIFTErS!!
Staring April 17 all high end department stores in the US UK and idk maybe Vietnam or something whatevs are going to start securing their designer handbags with SNAKES! !! yEs omg like they are going to put like ball pythons and copperheads and shit in there and the SA will take them out and rehome them when you check out but if you lift them the snake will still be there and it will be sooo hungry so when you get home and go to use the new purse BAM SNAKE!!!! You can try to desnake in the dressing room or a blind spot but you know they aggressive and will follow you around and wrap around your leg and shit and LP will notice. gOoD Luck lifters!!!! 👜🐍💼🐍🎒🐍👝🐍👛
Dis very serious pls spread
ball pythons actually aren’t aggressive at all, I have two of them :p they get scared literally all the time and curl into a ball, hence ball python.
This made my morning. 😂
I got scared at first and then I just started wheezing













