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[pumpkinlift-deactivated20180617]

WARNINGS TO ALL SHHOPLIFTErS!!

Staring April 17 all high end department stores in the US UK and idk maybe Vietnam or something whatevs are going to start securing their designer handbags with SNAKES! !! yEs omg like they are going to put like ball pythons and copperheads and shit in there and the SA will take them out and rehome them when you check out but if you lift them the snake will still be there and it will be sooo hungry so when you get home and go to use the new purse BAM SNAKE!!!! You can try to desnake in the dressing room or a blind spot but you know they aggressive and will follow you around and wrap around your leg and shit and LP will notice. gOoD Luck lifters!!!! 👜🐍💼🐍🎒🐍👝🐍👛

[i-lifted-that-bra-deactivated20]

Dis very serious pls spread

[luxsteals]

ball pythons actually aren’t aggressive at all, I have two of them :p they get scared literally all the time and curl into a ball, hence ball python.

[luxeandbougielifts-deactivated2]

This made my morning. 😂

[little-lifting-boy]

I got scared at first and then I just started wheezing

[eh-im-here-to-be-super-lame-blog]

I’M AN ADMIN OF A SEMI NEW LIFTING KIK CHAT

Message me if you wanna join it, reblog to spread the word

[little-lifting-boy]

PLS

[stargirllifts-deactivated201712]

Me when I see someone beep

[stargirllifts-deactivated201712]

Guys. Get sillybands. You remember those rubber bands shaped like animals and shit? They grip to your arm so well. Easy to slip things in and they STAY, theyre so much better than carrying rubber bands because they fit in. Concealing by slipping in sleeve? Use sillybands. I wear them as a joke but guess what? I stashed 3 copics in my sleeve with them and they STAYED.

[stargirllifts-deactivated201712]

Sillybands stretch farther than hairties and have better grip because theyre rubber. They help slide more and can be done in a single slight of hand. Got old Sillybands? They’re your new lifting buddy.

[addictinglft-blog]

I use hair bands but I’m about to whip out my old silly bands

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

HOLY SHIT

[little-lifting-boy]

I just lifted dino silly bands 2 days ago 👏💕

[chocolifter-deactivated20180608]

Where’d you find them? Nowhere sells them anymore :(

[little-lifting-boy]

I got them from a small toy shop in my town, but its not a chain store

[little-lifting-boy]

“Room deco/game collection” haul!!! Also a few shirts I lifted cause Im not paying €45 for a shirt 😂

♡ shirt €45 x 4 ♡ mohair plaid €25 ♡ pillow case €13 ♡ silver wire lights €3 x 2 ♡ merry christmas lights €15 ♡ silver decoration €3 ♡ gold decoration €3 ♡ plasters €5 ♡ pokèmon sleeve €6 ♡ pokèmon deck €16 x 3 ♡ scented candle €5 ♡ steam giftcard €50 ♡ socks €2 x 4 ♡ powerbank €11

♡ total €378!!!

Not included here are my bag (which I’ll post later today), 2 pairs of shoes gifted to friends, and some makeup!!

[klklklkklkk-deactivated20150529]

Cumulative Haul!

ʚ Disney store   ʚDonald tsum tsum: $4.95   ʚDaisy tsum tsum: $4.95   ʚ Dumbo tsum tsum: $4.95   ʚ Tiger tsum tsum: $4.95

ʚ Victoria’s Secret   ʚ Dream Angels unlined Pink with Black bow bra: $52   ʚ Dream Angels unlined bra apricot: $98   ʚ Garter panty: $24   ʚ VS Timeless garterbelt: $38   ʚ Pink panty black bow: $12.50   ʚ Pink panty white bow: $12.50   ʚ Blush panty w/ bow: $16.50   ʚ Blush panty: $16.50 ʚ Nordstrom   ʚ Light wash high rise Paige denim: $199   ʚ Dark wash high rise Paige denim: $189   ʚ Hudson dark wash: $198 ʚ Bloomingdales   ʚ Paige dark wash ankle denim: $208   ʚ Joie pink sweater: $298** ʚAmerican Apparel   ʚ Easy Jean: $78

ʚ Kohls   ʚ LC x Disney tulle skirt: $64   ʚ LC x Disney pink dress: $80   ʚ LC x Disney blue dress: $80   ʚ LC x Disney castle top: $40**   ʚ LC x Disney tank: $33** ʚ Free People   ʚ Blue romper: $128   ʚ Pink bra: $48   ʚ White tank: $38   ʚ White bralet: $20 ʚ Anthropologie:   ʚ Royal apothic lip butter: $14 x3   ʚ Smith’s strawberry lipbalm: $6 x2   ʚ Coconut Milk Mango bathsalts: $24   ʚ Goji tarorroco red candle: $10   ʚ White candle: $12 ʚ Urban Outfitters   ʚ Tony molk bunny perfume bars: $14 x4   ʚ Macaron case: $10 x4   ʚ Soy Candle: $20   ʚ Love Poems by Pablo Neruda: $11.95   ʚ Tony Moly eggpore: $16 ʚ Sephora   ʚ Guerlain baby glow: $54   ʚ YSL babydoll lip & cheek: $40   ʚ Urban Decay liquid concealer: $28   ʚ Toofaced Cocoa contour: $40   ʚ L’OCCITAIN Cherry blossom hand lotion: $22   ʚ Josie Maran Argan Oil: $48   ʚ Christian Dior rose lip plumping balm: $28 ʚ Michaels   ʚ Recollections markers: $70   ʚ Prismacolors 24 ct: $33 ʚ Bed Bath and Beyond   ʚ Tea light candles: $6   ʚ fishbowl night light: $5   ʚ 600 ct bedsheets: $80(?) ʚ Sprouts    ʚ  John Master Honey & Hibiscus conditioner: $28    ʚ John Master Lavender & Avocado: $22 total: $2,739 total + tax: $2,985.51 Somethings are marked with ** mean they arent pictured because I have worn them!! I’m in love with my joie shirt/sweater its this super light pink top, I’ll make an ootd pic with it sometime its just so classy and simple, didn’t take a picture because I already wore it!! also the john organic hair stuff is soo amazing, like I usually use salon brand stuff but this has made my hair feel so soft and smooth, its amazing.

I dont usually shop at kohls and havent entered there since forever but the cinderella collection was so pretty I couldnt control myself :b. This is in a span of about 2~3 weeks c: if there are any questions just shoot me an ask!

[neko-lifterr-deactivated2017113]

a e s t h e t i c 🌸🌸🌸

[little-lifting-boy]

My “I got 90% of this today” weekly haul! Im not gonna list stores, will do prices tho!

-Lipbalm €2 x 9 -SOS hair repair €3 -Hand gel €2 -Lipbalm €2 x 2 -Crazy bands €0.50 -Baby Lips €2 -First Aid kit €2 -Macaron face mask €2 -Catrice glow highlighter €4 -Hairties €4 -Reeses nut bar €1 x 3 -Coconut dark chocolate bar €3.50 -Hello Kitty plastic cup €5 -Crocodile cup €3 -Brise scented candle €4 -Little Charmers plushie €11 -Pencil set + bag €15 -Studded shoes €20 -Low shoes €20 -High heeled boots €35 -Black bag €40

Total €201 !!!

[little-lifting-boy]

Yall sleeping on this, it was my first big haul💕💕

[little-lifting-boy]

I lifted another bag + 2 pairs of shoes today 👏

[serpentlifts]

lol this meme will be dead in like a week

[little-lifting-boy]

I had trauma therapy today so ofcourse I went lifting after that to make myself feel better, expect a haul post later tonight

[stargirllifts-deactivated201712]

Guys. Get sillybands. You remember those rubber bands shaped like animals and shit? They grip to your arm so well. Easy to slip things in and they STAY, theyre so much better than carrying rubber bands because they fit in. Concealing by slipping in sleeve? Use sillybands. I wear them as a joke but guess what? I stashed 3 copics in my sleeve with them and they STAYED.

[stargirllifts-deactivated201712]

Sillybands stretch farther than hairties and have better grip because theyre rubber. They help slide more and can be done in a single slight of hand. Got old Sillybands? They’re your new lifting buddy.

[addictinglft-blog]

I use hair bands but I’m about to whip out my old silly bands

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

HOLY SHIT

[little-lifting-boy]

I just lifted dino silly bands 2 days ago 👏💕

[lux-lift]

also i wanna say i love this community, like on my main, nobody talks to me or interacts or anything and ive got upwards of 1000 followers, but on here everyone is giving each other tips and advice and is rly generally nice and positive and i just love u guys so much

[little-lifting-boy]

I lifted at the Efteling yesterday and was able to give my girlfriend the €9 keychain she wanted so badly!! I also got a lipbalm that cost €2 or so, I always take lipbalms at places

[liftyniftymua-deactivated201603]

Things to lift before you become independent

Household items: Pots & Pans Shopper bags Dish soap Laundry soap Dryer sheets Bleach Stain sticks Air fresheners Candles Air in a can Dusting rags Towels of all shapes and sizes Food in every category. Vegan, organic, non perishable, gourmet, I don’t give a FUCK you deserve to eat!! Glasses/plates/silverware Wine bottle opener! Wine and booze! Cooking utensils

Personal care: Deodorant Shampoo/conditioner Tampons/pads Body scrubs Skin care Socks Makeup wipes Whatever makeup you want because you deserve it babe :’) Toothpaste Toothbrushes Teeth whitening strips Lotions Bubble baths (for long days where you’ve earned it) Face masks

Things to spend your boosting money on: Furniture! IKEA is so awesome Cooking tools! Mixers, microwaves, coffee machines, basically anything that you can’t lift just buy.

STORES THAT YOU WILL LOVE: Household decor: Pottery Barn, World Market, IKEA Beauty: Ulta Personal care: Bath and Body Works!! Cleaning supplies: Target! Please conceal in the dressing rooms :) Alcohol & Food: AJs! It’s fine food and if you have one in your state go go go! World Market has awesome wine selections and fun food! Clothes: Old Navy! Urban! Candles (it gets its own category because I LOVE CANDLES): BABW! Urban! POTTERY BARN AGH SO GOOD

Live comfortably! It doesn’t cost a fortune and if you don’t have a car, do what I do and bus to it! Lots of people do it and they’re just fine with it :) Get what you need and don’t struggle :)

[liftinghighs-blog]

I love this so much

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

THIS is my reference now. I’ve already started thinking of what I need to live in my own home. You helped so much.

Also may I add: Pencils, Pens, Erasers, Paper, Notebooks, Sticky Pads, Tape, Scissors, Hair Ties, Paper Clips, Nail files, Tweezers, Brushes, Disinfectant Wipes, Ziploc Bags, Room Spray, Tylenol or Advil, some form of pain relief, Itch and scratch cream, Extension cords, Cables, Food containers, Napkins Literally, there is so much we expect to be apart of a modern-day household, it is ridiculous. Who can afford it?

[sir-liftalot-deactivated2017030]

Bruh, don’t forget first-aid shit!

Big ass bandaids, Ace Bandaids,Vaporub, Finger-sized bandaids , Neosporin, Liquid bandaid ,Peroxide, Burn ointment, Mederma, tiny bandaids, pain killers, wrist brace(s), gauze pads, steri-strips, butterfly bandaids, cold sore treatment, etc.

[paradise-panda-person]

Moving out in a few months and I’ve been needing a list like this! I sorta made my own but this has so much stuff I forgot!

[beadedbabe-blog]

Moving out Saturday. Definitely using this!!!

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

Can I add, on the topic of food, here’s some shit you absolutely need in your house to have a solid basis to cook and eat:

Rice

Frozen mixed vegetables

Canned shit (peaches, peas, green beans, corn, whatever)

SPICES!! Salt and pepper are good but think also cinnamon, Italian spice, all spice, thyme, oregano, anything else you may want

Butter

Peanut butter

Milk

Bread

Tortilla chips (come surprisingly handy)

Olive oil

White vinegar (also good for cleaning)

I probably forgot some things but this is what I consider most important!!

[little-lifting-boy]

Its my girlfriends birthday soon, and shes saving up for living on her own, so this was exactly what I needed!! Free house stuff 👏👏

[leolifter]

friendly reminder to be SUPER DUPER EXTRA EXTREMELY CAREFUL this weekend while lifting!!!

[little-lifting-boy]

My “I got 90% of this today” weekly haul! Im not gonna list stores, will do prices tho!

-Lipbalm €2 x 9 -SOS hair repair €3 -Hand gel €2 -Lipbalm €2 x 2 -Crazy bands €0.50 -Baby Lips €2 -First Aid kit €2 -Macaron face mask €2 -Catrice glow highlighter €4 -Hairties €4 -Reeses nut bar €1 x 3 -Coconut dark chocolate bar €3.50 -Hello Kitty plastic cup €5 -Crocodile cup €3 -Brise scented candle €4 -Little Charmers plushie €11 -Pencil set + bag €15 -Studded shoes €20 -Low shoes €20 -High heeled boots €35 -Black bag €40

Total €201 !!!

[lifters-paradise-1999]

Hey guys! Please reblog if:

You’re a newbie lifter

You’re lgbt+

You’re underage

You can never go in large hauls

You lack confidence