Call me Camel, pls

I don't know ?:) I hope I'm polite. @ozzie_camel on IG mainguyen.carrd.co/#

[afieldinengland]

this is a love story

[anthonybourdyke]

[hislopchino]

Promo for series 71 of Have I Got News for You featuring a parody of Wuthering Heights

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[awihog]

last photograph taken of empress elisabeth of austria-hungary (at left) at territet, switzerland, with her lady in waiting irma sztáray, 3 september 1898

[csswingandeasy]

Alastair Campbell vs Ed Miliband

[alexanderpearce]

ann widdecombe potentially murdered was not on my 2026 bingo card what on earth is happening

[tonyblairwitchproject]

the prince couldn’t wait for the king to die

[tonyblairwitchproject]

right where you left me

[historicallolitics]

I would tell them anything to see you split the evening but as you see I do not have an awful lot to tell. Everybody’s sick for something that they can find fascinating - everyone but you, and even you aren’t feeling well.

Jeremy Thorpe & David Steel // Astronaut - Amanda Palmer

[e-cryptid-deactivated20180601]

It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

[thefisherqueen]

I was 23 before it even occurred to me that not starting with sex ever was an option. The feeling of relief was so great I actually cried. 

You don’t have to if you don’t want to. You can have a fine live without ever having sex, I promise you. 

[impostoradult]

Also, it’s okay to never date anyone ever. It’s okay to never even try it if you don’t want to. 

I wrote a master’s thesis on intentionally single people, and the number of them that said in various ways, “I didn’t know not dating people was even an option at first” was absolutely tragic. They honestly thought they had no choice and it never occurred to them that opting out was even a possibility available to them.  

People honestly believe these are life experience you are required to have AND THEY ARE NOT.

You can just not have sex. You can just not date people. You can completely by-pass one or both of those things. Neither of those things are required to be healthy, happy, normal, mature, fulfilled, or any of the other bullshit notions that get attached to these things. 

[fordtato]

Sex positivity is about bodily agency which includes the choice to NOT/NEVER have sex, so inclusion of asexual/celibate/sex repulsed people will always be a pillar of any real discussion of sex positivity and sexual freedom.

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[quendergeer]

if you think about it making your readers picture stuff in their heads is lk noncon and problematic

[theabigailthorn]

okay but this is Vladimir Nabokov's whole schtick, he'll say some shit about the reflections or the bedsheets and you'll go "Oh you greasy fucker you just made me imagine what must be going on to cause that to happen" and he'll rub his hands and go "He he he he, bring meee more butterflieeeeees"

[xbeckittyx]

[tolaboury]

Nobody asked, but Keir Starmer was born on Vietnam's Independence Day

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real