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best-of-memes

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9 ways to tell if a man is lying

he is

funnyoo

Life isn’t measured by the breathes we take but the moments that take our breath away.

(via funnyoo)

sachesky

Chaotic Good brother.

dreameater1988

Bill: Doctor! Emergency! I need your help immediately! Doctor: *rises from his chair and pulls out sonic* What is it? Is it aliens? Physics? Questions? Gotta be aliens. I’m here. I’ll help. Bill: Yeah, I’m moving and I need some sort of transport to get my stuff there. Doctor: . . . Bill: :D Doctor: Would you like me to look up the number of a truck company? Bill: THE TARDIS! Doctor: No! The TARDIS is not a moving van! Bill: You said you’d help…

2 hours later…

Doctor: I’m the Doctor, a 2000+ year old Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, the Bringer of Darkness, the Oncoming Storm, the man who won the Time War, I’ve saved the earth countless times from all sorts of creatures, I- Bill: Careful. There’s china in that one. Doctor: -.-

oxeyed

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*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

pr1nceshawn

Pretty simple solutions.

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How much you wanna bet these are college kids

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fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

bunlly

You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.

Azar Nafisi (via lazypacific)