Game of Thrones S05E01
What is life. It is here.
Also I am not watching the leaked ones, I watch per week so please don’t spoil beyond this episode.
SPOILERS BELOW.
Dundun dududu dun <3
Why is Charles Dance still in the opening credits.
Creepy mini Cersei is creepy
Unrelated but I am still pissed about Oberyn. You make so many changes and basically turn it into a stand alone series but Noooooooo the best character ever needs to die. I am sure Sansa or Margaery are next.
Pointless flashback is pointless. Basically Cersei is a drunk. No more character development or back story needed. Ugh.
AH FUCK.
Creepy-eyed Charles Dance scared me.
Now I know why he was in the credits.
Fuck off with the bloody Rains of Castamere.
Jaime looks better each season…
Lack of poop and toilet death is saddening.
Tyrion Peephole.
Ah I missed Varys’ resting bitchface.
Since when do they curse with ‘fucking’?? I expected 'bloody’ or another fancy synonym.
Byebye birdlady thingy. Courtesy of Daenerys 'I know what I am doing’ Stormborn.
How can this kid go to a whorehouse when they cut off his dingdong?
Oh okay. I guess we just needed a reason for boobs and vagina to be shown within the first ten minutes.
Grey Worm and Missandei are so cute.
Which means one of them will die.
Because what is a GoT romance without a little D&D mindfuckery?
Jon Snow being cool for kicking some kid’s ass.
Wait what.
Melissandre time already??
WHERE IS GHOST???
I guess Melissandre is… kissed by fire..
Too soon Bo, too soon.
'THIS IS JON SNOW, NED STARK’S BASTARD!’
Stannis is still boring af.
SANSA MY BABYYYYY GOSH YOU ARE SO LOVELY.
Lol she be like 'peasants.’
Brienne and Pod still merping about in the grassy Scottish fields. Honestly. She deserves better.
What is this storyline. What. Wait what.
Is that Lancel Lannister???
Weird Cersei scenes sorry I cannot even.
Gay sex nomnom.
Margaery giving zero shits about her brother’s sex life hahahaha.
I’m bloody hungry bro.
I like that they are making the Tyrells even more cunning now with these silly oneliners.
Tyrion is wearing that cute Asos dress I wanted to get!!!!! #walkwalkfashionbaby
I am so confused with these storylines though.
So. Con. Fused.
Wow Dany tapping that ass.
Really weird flat ass might I add.
Sorry Michiel. Dutch butts unite.
Aaaaw dragon babies <3
Nope. They be pissed.
Stannis Bore-atheon.
Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaa still ugly af (I typed this but forgot about which character).
Because I fell asleep over Mance Rayder.
Until his death scene. Wait.
What.
He. Doesn’t. Die? What what???
Why do I even bother.
WHERE IS LADY STONEHEART.
