Silly Little Hetalia Headcanons

This is a place for all those silly little headcanons that you think no-one cares about. We do. We delight in the random, the meaningless, the hilarious. We're not looking for deep, meaningful stuff. Go find a proper blog for that... (Just kidding. We'll take anything!) Search the tags! Affiliated with Nyotalia Headcanons, British Isles Family Headcanons, Soviet Headcanons, APH Shipping Headcanons, Fuck Yeah APH America, Historical APH Headcanons and Spamano Headcanons Submissions are PERMANENTLY CLOSED. Feel free to use these headcanons for fanfic/fanart. It's always nice if you show us what you've done! Go to a random headcanon. .:Want to buy a littleaphheadcanons t-shirt?:.

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If you have, or know of, any currently active hetalia headcanon blogs please drop me an ask, and I'll add them to this list:

nekotaliaheadcanons

headcanons-of-a-hetalia-variety 

alltheaphheadcanons

usukheadcanon

aph-headcanon

aphhetaliaheadcanons

awesome-aph-headcanons

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Is this blog dead? I really hope it isn't, but that's okay if it is...

Ok. I've been putting off making a post like this for a while, but here it is.

As you may have noticed, I've stopped updating this blog. I started university in October and that has made me very busy, and that and the fact that I've moved on from the Hetalia fandom has made it nigh impossible for me to put the time and effort required into running this blog.

Seeing as the only person who's ever run this blog is me, I don't feel able to pass this blog onto anyone else. It will stay here as an archive, but will no longer be updated.

If anyone knows of any current Hetalia headcanon blogs, please send a link my way so I can promote them. It's the least that I can do.

Regards, the Mod.

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Russia's favorite cat breed is the Siberian.

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Romania tried out for the role of Edward Cullen from the Twilight series, but was rejected. When he watched the movies he was very glad.

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Sweden's voice is fake. His actual voice is more soft and high-pitched than Russia's, but it didn't fit his appearence.

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Injuries inflicted by humans to nations will never scar and will heal very quickly. But injuries from nations will scar without fail.

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Happy Valentines Day cutie~ (ﾉ^ｰ^)ﾉ~♥ I hope you have an amazing day, jam-packed with love!! ^^

Thank you very much, sweetheart! I hope you (and everyone who follows me, and even those who don't) have a great day, and even if you don't, remember that there's someone out there who loves and cares about you :)

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Grandpa Rome fathered Gaul who sired France, Spain, Italy and Romano with Hispania.

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Whenever the Asians are stressed out at the world meetings, they will gather in a circle and start to mediate. Sometimes whenever another country tries to get into the circle, the Asians will telepathically throw them into a wall. 

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Nations traditionally hid their existence because they feared being worshipped as gods, when all they really wanted was to be more human.

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Liechtenstein is a extremely good rapper and her talent scares Switzerland.

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England wasn't always near his kings. Sometimes he was a random soldier, and sometimes could even fought against with rebel armies against his own kings. Because he believes that people make the country, not the government.

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Whenever America calls out "In America, we put freedom on our toast" (and it happens often), Australia immediately responds with "well mate, in Australia we pu' death on our toast and live off i' ya bloody yank," which always ends with America supposedly running for his life as Australia attempts to spoon feed him vegemite.

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When America made Avatar the Last Airbender, the cultures of the four nations relate very heavily on Asian and Inuit culture, so he had to spend about 2-3 years with all the Asians to learn martial arts, their philosophies and culture.

America says that it was worth it. 

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Poland has a pink Nintendo 3ds and forced Lithuania to get one too (not in the same color, though.) The game that they both of them like playing is Animal Crossing.

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Of all the nations in the world, Hungary can solve Rubik's Cubes the fastest. That is because one of her citizens invented it, making her feel very proud.

However, she will scold anyone who cheats by removing the stickers.

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