We&#x27;re All Already Dead

"Never on purpose. I just accidentally bump back against a car. Usually me and Scott are hopping around, really unfocused on the game….Come to think of it we’ve never actually finished a game without either of us dying." He chuckled, eyes twinkling at the memory. “Yes, you start." Stiles said with a nod, cocking his head as well. “Okay, I won’t call you Princess Lolly. That’s a lame nickname anyway."

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"That's.....That's just sad. The only time I died was when everybody else died from being dumb. It was tragic. I had the boomer bile on me and I touched a car. I was screwed straight into hell," Beth replied and smiled. "Hmm....Where did you come from?" She asked and cocked her head to the side. "Exactly. I don't think I ant a lame nickname. Just tell me whenever you think of a nickname and I'll see if its worthy...or not weird."

"Are any of my friends around? I'm feeling lonely."

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"You are? I usually avoid the witch if I know one is around. I am always the guy that accidentally sets off car alarms though."Stiles chuckled. He listened to her rant with a grin, not minding it in the slightest. “I think the witch is an interesting infected. She tells a story..a really sad story." He said to himself. “20 questions it is. I like to think I’m good at 20 questions. Give me about three minutes and I’ll have 57 questions for you." He told her with a proud smirk. “Double S? That makes me sound like a super hero. I like it."

"So you like attracting hordes? Got it. I'll know that if I ever play with you." Beth said and smiled. "I don't like her. She always cries. or screams. And why can't she just wear normal clothes instead of a tank top and underwear?!" She said. "Fif-Fifty seven question in three minutes?? I can't do that. Lucky. Do you want me to start?" Beth asked and cocked her head to the side. "Yup! Double S it is! But seriously, don't call me Princess Lolly. I don't want to be named after her..." She said and nodded.

"Okay. Mental note taken. No frowning in front of Beth." Stiles murmured. “The zombies around here are slower than the zombies on Left 4 Dead. Which is great. Can you imagine if we stumbled on a witch or a jockey?" He wrinkled his nose at the thought before focusing back onto Beth. “I spy? I spy is great…if we go somewhere with a lot of stuff to look at. 20 questions is fun too. Now I can’t decide which to choose." He grumbled, idly scratching at his cheek."Monopoly Man? Please, lord no. That’s awful. But if we’re naming each other after game board characters I have the right to call you Princess Lolly."

"Now I remember her name! Mrs. Tekelt! Gosh...She hated me like no tomorrow," Beth said. "I would die. I always get attacked by the jockeys. And I'm always the one to be scratched up by the witch. I'm so curious why the witch cries. She's such a drama queen. So what, you're parents turned you into a witch, you killed your boyfriend who is either a charger or a tank. Possibly a hunter or smoker. You can just shut up and stop crying while the rest of try to survive this he-Sorry. I-I got carried away," She said. "I don't know. 20 Questions I guess?" She said and shrugged, not exactly sure on which game to play. "Okay, you're not Monopoly Man-just please don't call me Princess Lolly. I'll just call you Double S. Or DS," Beth said and smiled.

Stiles frowned, truly feeling for the girl. He didn’t want to imagine a world full of teachers that were exactly like Mr.Harris. “Oh yeah, everyone has an inner child. Some are more rampant than others. I know mine is pretty active." He admitted sheepishly. “Monopoly for fun? What has the world come to that Monopoly is even a choice?" Stiles grimaced. “Stiles Stilinski, at your service, m’lady."

"Don't frown. Frowning reminds me of Mrs. Te...something. I forgot her last name. But either way, frowning isn't a good thing," Beth replied."Yeah. I don't see many inner children in anybody. Maybe if they played zombie games like Left 4 Dead one and two they could know its okay to be fun," She said, muttering the last sentence to herself. "I guess you have a point. Lets play...I don't know...I Spy? 20 Questions?" The girl replied before shrugging. "Nice to meet Stiles. I'll call you...Monopoly Man," Beth said and laughed.

Stiles grinned from ear to ear. Beth sounded like she had a teacher of the very same. “You hit it right on the nose." Stiles furrowed his brow once more, scratching at his chin. “Are there any board games? Clue passes the time…Candy land does too. But that’s for kids."

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Beth smiled a bit and then shrugged a bit. "Of course I did. Because I, had tons of teachers like that. In. Every. Class." She said before letting out a huff at the memory of her teachers. "I'm not sure. You and T-Bear. 'That's for kids'. Doesn't everybody have an inner child in them? Ugh, Clue-Not a fan of that game. How about Monopoly?" She asked. "Oh, I'm Beth Greene by the way,"

"Yeah, I guess that’s true. I know I’ve said it plenty of times..Especially about detention with Mr.Harris." Stiles grumbled, rubbing at the nape of his neck. “Have you tried drawing or haiku writing? Or..Sudoku. However you play that. Old people play it so it must be time consuming."

"Mr. Harris? Let me guess, a teacher at your old school who always gave you detention for something you didn't do?" Beth asked with her eyebrow raised up a bit. "I don't think any of those would help. That would probably get me more bored. Any other ideas before I go insane of bordeom?"

"You shouldn’t say stuff like that." Stiles intoned, brows knitted and his lips pursed. “If you’re serious then I’ll think of something entertaining to pass the time." He offered.