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THIS IS A SIDE BLOG. My personal blog is Shadowwangel. ♡ Liz ~ Bi as fuck ~ infp ♡ I'm known as Grace in wizards and Merciless Misty in pirates. Twitter - lilbitaddicted #A life's life #Swashbuckling away#OpenChatter

[101daysofwizardvacation]

the boss: i am going to flay you and drink your blood. our battle will be one for the ages. do you dare strike me, wizard?

the wizard, veering to the left: holy fuck deep muschrooms

[mythcast]

my friend & i ( death + myth respectively ) have been questing through dragonspyre and it’ll be all fun and giggles until he says smthing like “i’d imagine dragonspyre is much more angsty as a myth student” … and i just.

[500sunstone]

yall remember when meetups were a thing?

[meursaulty]

i am a curator and this is my collection

[thisismyideaofhumor]

Wizard101 Goofs That Will Never Get Old

high level players putting their badge title as "Hero of Unicorn Way"

finding the weirdest options in menu chat and saying them at random times during battle

everyone dressing identically and spinning around in sync in the commons

convincing your friend to get on your 2-player mount and then immediately driving into a fight

naming your new wizard Taylor Swift or Luke Skywalker

someone getting really mad about the fact that you named your wizard Taylor Swift or Luke Skywalker

[malistaires]

the bosses in this game are so funny actually. you defeat them and they immediately go "aw man, curses! i cant believe you bested me. here's my boss's social security number. while you're at it, take his credit card information. i've included the three digits on the back. go nuts, young wizard."

[mileycyrusdrake-archive]

“wizard101 is just a dumb game” um this dumb game gave me my 90-100 wpm typing skills so maybe shut up nerd

[completelyinfallible]

wizard city to dragonspyre clothing: the most fashionable clothing in the spiral. matches well and you can mix and match gear. walk walk fashion baby

celestia to khrysalis clothing: fuckign ugly

[save-the-spiral]

The Schools When Very, Very Sleep Deprived

(No flowery prose on this one, guys. I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and that’s a lot for me okay. Also, swearing.)

Our Storm student??? Sleep Deprived??? No, they’re just finishing a project… with the help of like A Lot of coffee. Or sugar. Anyway, it’s dangerous. Don’t worry, when they pass out over their newest project it’ll be safe to move them to an appropriate sleeping surface. (I meant a BED, DON’T PUT THEM ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE, MYTH WIZARD)

The Ice student is little dead inside. Oops, the fire wizard told them they ‘look tired’. They look like they want to kill our fire wiz, because when people say that, you’re actually tired, or you look like shit. I’d start running. Doesn’t matter if you did it or not. Run. Save yourself from scarring memories.

Our Fire student has ZERO FILTER. They’re running from our lovely ice wiz now. Look at them go. Stumbling like drunk giraffes at a circus. (Also, I advise leaving anything explosive out of their reach. Just to be safe.)

The Death student is giggling. Call 911, call Oprah, call Dworgyn, what the fuck. They’re giggling a lot. And making skeleton puns. And decorating for Halloween. It’s the beginning of August. 

The Myth student is busy being a miscreant fool. Somewhere, Cyrus’ head popped out of the ground like an alarmed meerkat. He knows of impending bullshit to come. The Myth wizard drew dicks on the defenseless, sleeping form of our balance wizard three hours ago. (I MEAN IT, PUT THE STORM WIZARD D O W N)

The Life student is mixing energy drinks, alcohol, and coffee. They’re snorting pixie sticks. They made a chalk outline in the powder, like a person’s at a crime scene, and are yelling at the others to ‘Ask for heals one more time, you godless heathen motherfuckers’.

The balance student passed out at Nine PM. Like a reasonable human being. And a huge fuckin’ nerd. 

[worlds-okayest-necromancer]

The schools when a boss cheats:

Storm: are you fuCKING KIDDING ME!?

Fire: bbrrruuuuAAAAAAAAAH

Ice: *whimpers softly* please don’t

Myth: d0 ynθ KnoW w4o I @m?¿¡!!

Life: can you not?

Death: what

Balance: well.

[worlds-okayest-necromancer]

Me: *wearing 6 different blades*

Me: *gonna crit and kill boss in one blow*

Chucklefuck Minion: *earthquakes as a life*

Me:

[littlebitaddicted]

me: -logs into wizard101-

the fbi agent assigned to me: again?

[id-brutus-deactivated20220707]

yknow my favourite thing abt wizzy is when i actually get off my lazy ass and play the fuckin game instead of procrastinating and wasting my membership

:’^)

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[lucien-the-leaf]

Cannot resist this at this point

[worlds-okayest-necromancer]

me and random person going for same drops: *runs the dungeon fifty gajillion times, never drops what we want* “casual” wizard: *runs the dungeon once, gets the drop twice, grandmother raven adopts them into a loving family, all of their student loans are erased and trump is no longer in office* “casual” wizard: haha that’s so weird, i didn’t even want this?? me and rando wizard:

[worlds-okayest-necromancer]

This is still relevant.

[ginelleglen]

I decided to redo the first image and create a few more of these!

Image 1: World length based on the number of main quests

Image 2: World length based on the number of side quests

Image 3: World length based on the number of main and side quests combined

Image 4: The number of certain types of fights

[spiral-sights]

20 things only old Wizard101 players remember

1. No mounts

2. No teleporting/leaving an x

3. No crowns shop, just Zeke

4. No pet talents

5. No stun blocks

6. When the arena in the Arena used to host matches

7. When no one knew how to pvp

8. When having a sword wand actually made you cool

9. When the mobs at the beginning of Triton Avenue were ghosts

10. When you would have to click on an enemy for an aoe spell and if they died, you passed

11. When crafting quests were nearly impossible

12. When there was no bazaar

13. When the bazaar first opened and you could buy/sell pets

14. When KI changed the animation for passing 7478349 times

15. The lit parties at the Plaza of Conquests

16. When you could say “foo k” without getting muted

17. When you couldn’t unstitch items so you were fucked

18. When Sunken City was super hard because the minions would just snatch you off the sidewalk

19. When KI would let you train all of the individual school shields for free

20. When KI would make all the schools learn the Ghoul spell