Summary: Hermione Granger has a reputation for being highly logical, and absolutely not into any of that “lovey-dovey nonsense.” But when Fred Weasley discovers her reading a smutty romance novel, she’ll do anything to keep her secret from getting out – even if it means going on a date with him.
Pairing: Fred/Hermione
Genre: Romance, Humor
Words: 2500
Rating: Teen
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November 1995
Hermione Granger is no stranger to staying up late in the Gryffindor common room, but on this particular evening, she finds herself reading a very different sort of book. She hadn’t intended to, of course… all she’d been doing was tidying up Lavender Brown’s mess when a certain title had caught her eye. “Rendezvous in the Library” was emblazoned above a scantily clad couple in front of a bookcase. So Hermione did what any clever, self-respecting girl would do: she transfigured that ridiculous cover into something suitably studious.
The clock has just chimed midnight when the portrait door swings open to admit none other than Fred Weasley. Hermione is so immersed in a naughty scene that she doesn’t even notice him until his deep voice says, “Were you waiting up for me, Granger?”
Hermione jumps about a foot. “Dear Godric, you scared me!” She places a hand over her racing heart. “What in Merlin’s name are you doing here?”
He chuckles at her reaction. “Nothing yet. I just got in.”
She frowns up at him. “Were you breaking curfew?”
“Uhh, yeah. I always do.”
“Excuse me, have you forgotten that I am a Prefect?” she asks in her bossiest tone.
“How could I? You flash that badge nearly as much as Percy did.” He plops down beside her on the couch and leans his head back. He must sense Hermione’s eyes on him because he turns to look at her. “You gonna punish me now?” Fred asks, giving her a suggestive smirk.
Hermione’s cheeks blaze with color as she becomes aware of his erotic posture – his legs are wide open, for Merlin’s sake! She isn’t sure if the smut is to blame, but she actually considers climbing onto his lap and snogging him senseless.
“You’ve gone really red all of a sudden,” he points out.
“Just overheated by the fire,” she insists, using the book to fan her face.
“What’s that you’re reading? Not some dry textbook, I hope.”
“Umm, yes. I’m just doing a bit of revising for Arithmancy tomorrow,” she lies. “But I’ve finished now, so I’m going up to bed.”
“Don’t be so hasty, Granger,” he says, touching her hand. “Keep me company for a few minutes at least.”
The spark of electricity that shoots through Hermione’s body causes her to drop the shameful book onto the floor.
Fred bends to retrieve it, and to her utter mortification, he flips right to the dog-eared page. His hazel eyes widen in shock. “Bloody hell, Granger – if I knew Arithmancy was this steamy, I would have signed up ages ago,” he jokes, flashing her a wolfish grin.
Warnings: smut male & female oral, unprotected sex swearing
Summary/request: can you do like when the reader and Hermione or pansy are having rough sex and its their 2 year anniversary together and Fred walks into the readers dorm because their best friends and it just escalates from there
2 years of being with your girlfriend has been the best 2 years yet. You had been best friends since first year, she got the courage to ask you out.
“Happy 2 years” Hermione gives you a bunch of flowers “Thank you, so much” you give her a velvet box, she opens it to reveal a necklace with your initials on it. “Oh goodness, this is beautiful, thank you” she presses her lips against yours.
“Put it on for me, will you?” She asks “Yes of course.” You take the necklace and stand behind her putting it on for her, you press a kiss to her neck and whisper in her ear.
“I can’t wait for tonight” your words send shivers down her spine “You’re going to be a good girl, right?” she whispers back and you nod “Good” She smiles walking away with you as nothing happened.
Later that afternoon you and Hermione split off having to do some things and promised to meet at your dorm by 7:30 that night.
The first thing you did was choose the lingerie and take a shower, you lather yourself in soap and make sure to put extra lotion on so you’re nice and smooth, and finish with perfume. You change into your lingerie and put a simple silk robe over the top.
You light some scented candles and wait on your bed reading until Hermione arrives. There’s a knock at the door at exactly 7:30, you open it to see Hermione. She shuts the door behind her and meets you on the bed.
“I can’t wait to see whats underneath all those clothes” you say “Why don’t you find out now?” You start to discard her clothes and see she’s wearing your favourite lingerie, it’s her white and see through. “Do you like it?” Your cheeks flush red “Yes, you pull it off so well.”
She sits on your lap and undoes your robe “Wow baby, do you always have to look better than me?” “Thats not true.” You get into it, making out and touching each other. She takes off your bottoms and teases you a bit, kissing your thighs and neglecting your pussy.
“Please” you cry out, after a few more pleas she eats you out, her tongue moves up and down tasting your sweetness. “Oh feels so good” you moan “your mouth is so good” you yell out. You grab a bunch of her hair pushing her head down into your pussy. “Please oh please I’m so close” she takes her mouth off your pussy and neglects your orgasm.
“You will get your orgasm, you just have to wait.” You get your vibrator out “Can we?” You ask and she nods and turns it on, the two of you press it against your clits sharing it as you both moan out for each other.
The door swings open aggressively and you both jump. You see Fred standing at the door, he hasn’t even looked up to notice what’s going on yet. You grab the vibrator turning it off.
“Fred!” You yell and he realises he’s walked in at the wrong time “Oh godric” he stares at you sitting up in your revealing lingerie. “I’m going to leave now” he says walking out the door, you run to the door and call out his name. “Get in here, now!” He walks in unsure where to look.
“You’re not allowed to tell anyone you just walked in on us” you say “It’s too good not to tell anyone” “I’ll suck you off if you promise to keep quiet” You say, Hermione’s eyes go wide, you look back at her for approval and she nods.
“Fuck, okay then” “Strip. We don’t have all day.” He gets out of his pants and strokes himself a few times and takes his shirt off. You get on your knees in front of him, Hermione slowly approaches the two of you.
You moan while sucking Fred off which causes him to make loud groans.
“Do you like my girlfriend’s mouth on your cock?” Hermione asks “Fuck she’s so good” “Do you want to destroy her pussy?” He nods “I’m sure you do.”
It didn’t take long for Fred to finish in your mouth “Swallow it” he says, you look to Hermione for approval “Go on, do as he says.” You swallow it and show them that you did.
“On the bed” Hermione says, you get on the bed spreading your legs for her. She rubs your clit with her fingers “You listen to Fred, okay?” You nod your head. “Go ahead fuck her good” Fred lines his cock with your entrance and he pounds into you, you’re used to the feeling of a fake cock inside you but a real one is amazing.
Hermione takes off the top part of your lingerie leaving you naked and sucks on your sensitive nipples. You cry out both of their names and finish before Fred, he pulls out.
“Eat Hermione out” he says, Hermione spreads her legs out and you start kissing her clit gently before sucking on it and fingering her. “Ass up” he says, you arch your back and he fucks you again while you eat Hermione out.
“Such a good girl tonight” Hermione praises you, her whimpers and moans turn you on. Fred finishes inside you and shortly after Hermione finishes.
“Can we do it again someday?” You ask “I’ll come fuck you whenever you want” he says putting his clothes back on.
“Don’t forget the agreement, you don’t tell anyone” Hermione says playing with your hair while you sit between her legs.
“If it means I can come back I won’t tell a soul.”
“It was a Firebolt, Hermione! Do you know what that could have done for our team?” Fred asked irritably, with George standing behind him looking grim.
“Oh I’m sorry, it’s news to me that you two are as stupid as those two,” she said furiously, pointing in the direction of Gryffindor tower where Harry and Ron were likely still holding court in the common room, angrily complaining about her to all their classmates. “We have the whole castle in lockdown, surrounded by dementors, because an escaped spree killer is out for Harry’s blood. And someone just sent Harry the most expensive broom on the market without a note. Who looks at that situation and thinks ‘this feels right, nothing to see here,’ huh? How many snitches do you think he’ll catch for Gryffindor if he’s dead?”
That shut them up.
“You don’t know that it’s been hexed,” George pointed out.
“No. I don’t know that. And neither do you. No one knows except the anonymous person who sent it. If it wasn’t something you wanted him to touch for your own selfish purposes, even you would be more cautious and the fact that I am even having this argument with anyone — let alone everyone — proves to me that a Firebolt is the perfect choice to curse and send here because apparently playing Quidditch renders you incapable of seeing a bloody trap that’s right in front of you.”
“Whoa! Language, young lady.” Fred said mockingly, but without any real heat. His ire had cooled under Hermione’s reasoning — and he had regrets about how he treated her.
“Oh you can fuck off. I might be wrong — there might not be a hex on the bloody thing. But I’m not wrong that we should make certain that is the case before anyone gets on it.”
“She has a good point,” said George.
“Hermione, we’re sorry,” said Fred.
“Easy to say to me in private after laughing at me at dinner.”
“That was mostly George.” Fred lied, wincing as George smacked in him the arm, disgusted.
“I. Can. Tell. You. Apart,” she said through gritted teeth. “Always.” She finished putting her book in her bag and started to leave. “You are not forgiven, Fredrick.”
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