my demons are shouting down the better angels in my brain.

AuDHD. writer, i guess. 30s.

[wyn-n-tonic]

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PEDRO PASCAL CHARACTERS MASTERLIST

BENNY MILLER MASTERLIST

You All Over Me

Invisible Strings Part I | Part II

Catalytic

Sacred Oasis

Beautiful and Shiny

SANTIAGO "POPE" GARCIA MASTERLIST

I'll Have Another

That's A Real Fucking Legacy

I Don't Count (completed): Part I | Part II | Part III

HEADCANONS MASTERLIST

TAKE-O-VER MASTERLIST

That's A Real Fucking Legacy

[wyn-n-tonic]

i'm so happy i finally got to try reformer pilates, something i've wanted to do for years and has been recommended to me by my doctor for years but has been inaccessible to me because of price. my gym put a reformer studio in and it really is the greatest thing that's happened to me health-wise aside from having my boobies removed and reshaped.

but the best part of it??? my mom yesterday was like, "i'm sorry but your ass is completely unrecognizable now." MY BOOTY IS SHAPING UP!!!!!!

[wyn-n-tonic]

Me: *brings up issue that is primarily found in women's clothing that I, a woman shopping for clothing, is annoyed with* Man: "Well, I've never dealt with that issue."

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE JUST MADE MY POINT.

[wyn-n-tonic]

Yes, yes, I love the cute pilates sets! But may I pleassseeeee see them on fat girl models??? FAT GIRLS DO PILATES!!!! FAT GIRLS WORK OUT!!! FAT GIRLS LIKE TO MOVE OUR BODIES!!!!!!!

[wyn-n-tonic]

Don't jump me because I know how y'all like to tussle but I think that was the best Spider-Man movie I've ever seen.

[wyn-n-tonic]

Hey if you'd like to try reformer pilates but you've been on the fence about it, I'm here to tell you that I've lost 2 inches around my waist in two weeks and I have never slept this fucking good in my life.

[thereal-sillyguy]

I hate ai I hate ai I hate generative ai I need generative ai to die. rn.

[wyn-n-tonic]

My scheduled for next week is as follows:

Monday:

7:00 - 8:30 - Gym.

9:00 - 4:30 - Work.

5:30 - 10:00 - Baseball.

Tuesday:

7:30 - 8:15 - Pilates.

8:15 - 8:45 - Throw up.

9:00 - 4:30 - Work.

5:30 to 10:00 - Baseball.

Wednesday:

7:30 - 8:15 - Pilates.

8:15 to 8:45 - Cry.

9:00 - 4:30 - Work.

5:30 - 10:00 - Baseball.

Thursday:

6:30 - 7:30 - Gym.

8:30 - 4:30 - Work.

5:30 - 10:00 - Baseball.

Friday:

7:30 - 8:15 - Pilates.

8:15 - 8:45 - Beg God to put me out of my misery.

9:30 - 4:00 - Work.

5:30 to 11:00 - Baseball.

What have I done?

[wyn-n-tonic]

So far, the only con of my new gym is that they open at 8am and close at 7pm on weekends.

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[wyn-n-tonic]

i need to say something tmi about my surgery results.

why is one of my nipples permanently perky and the other is flatter than my ex thinks the earth is?

[wyn-n-tonic]

Anyway, I saw The Odyssey and I need you to know that I see Benny Safdie and I feel very neutral. Great actor, great director. Loved him in "Are You There God?", genuinely.

But I see Agamemnon????????

If you see me on Ao3 later, NO YOU DIDN'T.

[wyn-n-tonic]

I promised myself that if Spain beat Argentina, I would finally let go of the grudge I've been harboring ever since their tasteless conga line celebration through Schweinsteiger's post match interview when they won the 2008 Euros. I only promised myself because if I'd said it out loud, I would have jinxed them.

Anyway... all is forgiven. Grudge is gone. Bitterness is no longer in my heart. Ferran Torres is never gonna have to buy another drink in his life time.

[alicentsbutterflies]

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

[alicentsbutterflies]

what if you FELL DOWN and had NO SHOTS ON GOAL and you were WASHED and FORTY FIVE YEARS OLD

[wyn-n-tonic]

I went to see The Odyssey and left the theater to find out Chef Jose Andres is the happiest man in the world tonight because Keyne Lamal's big brother is A WORLD CUP WINNING FOOTBALLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, The Odyssey was amazing.

[wyn-n-tonic]

I did my first reformer Pilates class. I was sooooo optimistic that I would walk on the treadmill for like an hour after. My friends… I went home and threw up.

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life