[macabresh0ck]

meta glasses users dni

[littlecorpselady]

Genuinely stay away perverts

[littlecorpselady]

What if Bo hasn't actually gotten laid in the last 10 years since the town became empty and they started the whole killing deal.

Thats why there's so much sexual tension when he takes Carly down to the little dungeon under his gas station; he's really horny all of the time. The sex swing and all of the things in that room haven't ever seen a lick of attention, all of it there just for show. All of the Polaroids of people in their underwear from what I can tell anyway is just a way of taunting his victims before eventually getting around to killing them.

I personally think the opposite but its still a fun scenario thinking about how he hasn't gotten any action in years.

[littlecorpselady]

What if Vincent isn't a virgin, hes lost it by attending those masked orgys (if those really do exsist in real life and not just in movies).

Or maybe he lost it in the dark, finding a drunken individual or with somebody else's partner in a tent much like that scene in the movie when Paige mistakes Vincent for Blake before turning on the light.

Just some thoughts since I've seen posts before debating this and how he couldn't not be a virgin. There's definately ways if you think creatively.

[boycowlecter]

forgive me father for i am going to sin

Shop here :)

[eerie-candid]

This explains a lot of things, actually.

[littlecorpselady]

This is so accurate

[ch3ml8kes]

The faces he makes are so.silly

[littlecorpselady]

This one is my favourite because of how overjoyed he looks.

[littlecorpselady]

The longer I think about these two, the more they parallel each other to me.

Both of them have an eye that doesn't work (or atleast for may its not until the end of the movie but still, ifykyk)

May creates a doll out of body parts, commenting something along the lines about how theres so many perfect pieces but no perfect wholes. Striving to create the perfect person to her taste. Vincent creates wax figures using human bodies to also achieve perfection.

She's also very artistic much like Vincent, both talented but isolated in their own ways. They're also both called freaks at some point.

I feel like its indicated May had mother issues much like Vincent with Trudy but in house of wax its more obvious.

If im remebering correctly when May's mother hands her the doll she grows up with, she says that she created it herself which reminds me of Trudy seeing as she creates wax figures which Vincent goes on to do. May at the end of the movie creates her own doll just like her mother.

I saw a couple of posts about cannibalistic Vincent and how he'd be into that kind of stuff which reminded me of May 2002. Adam (the fakest freak in this film) shows May this cannibal porno he made then later when they're making out, she bites his lip making him bleed and he gets disgusted for context on what i mean.

Then I realised how similar they are.

Maybe it's just a theory (ref)

[angel-of-the-lore]

tiny bo by me :) i can't decide which outline i like better

[littlecorpselady]

Aweee I'm going to chew on him then blow him into a bo-ubble

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[littlecorpselady]

I headcannon Carly jones had this uncle growing up who lived in the city and every Sunday they'd go to visit him for the day or even a sleepover if she begged enough.

Nick wouldn't go with her because the whole time he would kick up a fuss. It wouldn't ruin carlys fun though, she ended up loving the city hence why in the movie she doesn't want to live in a small town like Wade does and prefers to move to the city.

I like to think after the movie she achieved her dream of moving to the city and gaining a successful career (for the sake of what the sinclairs put her through)

[littlecorpselady]

I headcannon Lester would find as many excuses as possible to stay out late growing up (not that trudy or victor ever really noticed)

He didn't really have any friends though so hed spent most of this time alone. The kids at school avoided him because of his poor bodily hygiene which led to most of his time spent in the surrounding forest building dams and climbing to the top of trees.

I also headcannon he had gotten really into DnD club despite not having any friends, this group would tolerate him enough to let him join them.

[littlecorpselady]

I headcannon Bo was the type of kid to play around with his mother's makeup and high heels.

Even when Trudy backhanded him for it, he'd continue to do it but more secretly with stashes of lipstick under his bed.

As a adult at times hes still tempted when hes sorting through some of the most recent tourists belongings and finds some silky scarves.

[littlecorpselady]

I headcannon Vincent has a drooling problem

It usually happens either when hes asleep, drifting off or when hes focused on a task.

At times he doesnt notice until its too late and its a embarrassing mess down his shirt

[fireflylightsstars]

WADE, STOP TOUCHING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED

[littlecorpselady]

I almost can't blame Vincent, the snooping bugged me that bad

[littlecorpselady]

I feel like Barkovitch and Lester would get along so well in terms of their sense of humour.

I mean both of their opening lines are puns that fall flat with the rest of the characters!

[strwbrrybiohzrd]

i drew this house of wax yumeship art an entire year ago and just never posted it... i'm thinking of overhauling it maybe?

i was always pretty shy about this piece but it really is some of my best work

[littlecorpselady]

This is so good oh my gosh

[littlecorpselady]

I dont think ive seen Bo shipped with Darla and Vilmer yet so I'm going to put it out there.

I imagine it'd be very loud and chaotic with the arguing and vilmer greatly contributing to noise pollution.

•I also like Vincent x May and Vincent x Brahms as two ships i haven't heard much about