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valentine 🌟 / any pronouns / 23 yrs / professional dumbass and certified yapper in all randomness 🔭CEO OF ASTROFAM CONTENT🚀

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rusty nail for @cowboytaxidermy 🚬

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I've said before that Lester would've actually helped Nick and Carly get to Ambrose, talk to Bo, and get their fan belt if they weren't rude to him, but now I'm wondering if Bo and Vincent's wrath could've been avoided.

What if Nick didn't throw the bottle at Bo's headlight? He was scouting the area and wasn't actually posing a threat (im grasping for straws ik shush) so maybe if they weren't yelling at him to fuck off and damage his property, Bo probably would've helped them when Lester was dropping them by or even if they managed to stumble onto Ambrose. Also Vincent wouldn't have been creeping back into the campsite to steal Dalton's camera. Also what if they didn't enter the church without permission or any other area and stayed put? Bo might've just wanted to get their shit so they could leave and not find about the whole wax town scheme.

Now this brings me back to Vincent. The camera would've still stayed at the campsite, but also if Wade and Carly weren't entering areas without permission and touching the figures, Vincent wouldn't have known they were there in the first place and just kept working.

i just want more normal days with the Sinclair guys lmao

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Oh.

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Got a book about cannibalism from the library so ummmm

Methinks that since Trudy was weird (just look at her kids) and Victor is a certified surgeon (who cares that he had his license revoked lol) the idea of cannibalism in the family isn't that weird...

Basically this is my shitty excuse to throw my newfound knowledge that Trudy probs ate the placenta of both the twins and Lester.

Now IDK HOW C-SECTION WORKS OR BIRTH butttt Victor being knowledgeable in medicine, he probs knew the pros and benefits for Trudy eating the placenta after such a difficult birth cause yknow nutrients and stuff hehehe

Hell, she probs was a cannibal on the side and can probs explain why she got sick but atp I'm grabbing at straws (I think-)

BASICALLY, I just wanted to add more stupid stuff about this who cannibal situation lmao I need to study more cause I know there is a disease people can get if they eat human brains and MAYBE I might use that to be like "Yeah Trudy got sick because she got a bit hungry in her husband's office or something"

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oh lawd he comin

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vincent rares.

source : https://archive.org/details/american-cinematographer-vol.-86-no.-5-may-2005

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huge fan of this picture of Bo getting his ass groped

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My Slasher Highschool Au Part 2🩸

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The monster in me recognises the monster in you

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Uhhhm, I have no new art, but I remembered I haven't posted these here at all...... is there a House of Wax fandom heere? 🤔 places these down, pspsps These are all from March!! when I discovered the movie, teeheehehe My style changed a lot since then, aah 😭

This is all I got on my computar right neow :\ ... cuz I def got way more art of HoW! I just want something to post :,3

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Vampire Vincent

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This explains a lot of things, actually.

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Ok so it seems to be established that Bo is Not A Fan of Vincent’s cannibalism, but what do you think Lester thinks of it👀

Where do you think Lester got his knife skills from?

No, but seriously I think Lester is either unaware or doesn't mind it as much. Like yes, Lester would be a bit weirded out if he knows or found out that Vincent is eating another human being, but again he really can't speak much since Lester deals with roadkill and saves the meat to prepare and eat. He can withstand the slight sight of gore and does already deal with the gruesome side of cleaning roadkill.

I like to imagine that Lester knows, but not the full truth if you know what I'm saying. Lester probably thinks that Vincent eating another person is necessary for survival since they're kinda in the middle of nowhere and I'm not sure how frequent their trips to the store are. Their kitchen seems to lack food so Lester tries his best to leave them some prepared meats. For the fucks of it, he probably thinks Bo is a cannibal too, only for Bo to gag violently when Lester and Bo are digging through Vincent's leftovers (they saw Vincent's note of no one is allowed to eat his food but they dgaf)

But Vincent being Vincent has probably feed Lester secretly cooked human meat and Lester really loved it so he isn't as disgusted as Bo is. Hell, he'll make himself believe he's eating beef or pork so he doesn't have his morals in a twist. So yeah, Lester is down to try some of Vincent's freaky shit.

So honestly, Lester is somewhat alright with Vincent's cannibal side as long as it isn't Bo or Lester next for dinner lol

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The idea of cannibal Vincent is so hilarious to me because I picture him just casually chewing on a human finger while he works and Bo comes over like an angry dog owner like "WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?" And then Vincent just chews faster

OMG HI!!!!

AND YES HE WOULD YELL AT HIM TO SPIT IT OUT OR GIVE IT TO HIM ONLY FOR VINCENT TO JUST SWALLOW IT WHOLE OR RUN AWAY WHILE BO SHOUTS AT HIM

But Vincent isn't food aggressive so he would share if Bo or Lester asks, but hates it if Bo judges him so he just keeps his 'snacks' to himself and hates it when Bo is going through them.

DURING ROAD TRIPS HOWEVER, he HATES if they ask for his "beef jerky" because it took him HOURS OF PREPARATION only for Bo to spit it out or Lester to finish it all up.

He is a very picky eater too so even if Bo tries to get him "normal jerky" he would argue it doesn't taste the same at all.

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About your cannibal Vincent post: do you think he has trouble chewing with his anatomy (teeth/jaw deformed because of the seperation surgery)? Human meat (at least raw) is probably pretty dense and requires a lot of chewing

OH MY GOD MY FIRST ASK HELLO!!!!!

I don't really know much about the human body or medical complications, but I kinda wanna say he wouldn't have much of a problem?

Either he is used to the discomfort and works around it or he takes small bites lol

He has to have eaten solid foods while growing up and not just smoothies or mush. Maybe at first he did have difficulty with raw meat but he probably realized that if he cuts them into small bite sizes or cooks the pieces, he can enjoy them.

Or maybe he is a masochist and likes the pain in his mouth, imagining its the last struggle his victims are giving him before being consumed.

BUT ALSO LOOK AT HIS JAGGED, SHARK TEETH HE WOULD BE ABLE TO SHRED AND TEAR INTO MEAT WITH EASE

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Gonna add a bit more fire to the idea of cannibalistic Vincent heh...

He either is very organized and delicate with his meals, prepping the body, precision cuts/slices, removing any inedible organs, and overall stores any left overs away in a specific fridge with tags of names of the victims or even death dates.

OR he just goes all feral on a body.

LIKE IMAGINE HIM RIPPING OUT SOMEONE'S THROAT OR HE KISSES SOMEONE'S LIPS ONLY TO RIP OUT THEIR TONGUE

hell i like to imagine he sometimes doesn't need his knives to kill he just lunges at people when they least expect it and go for their throat

Extra: me personally, i like to imagine bo doesn't know and wonders how the hell is vincent still alive if he rarely comes up to eat

Extra Extra: gonna project myself into vincent a bit but perhaps he began his cannibalistic tendencies after a major nosebleed (does he have a nose i don't remember.....) when he was rough housing with bo and since his mama wasn't there to quickly clean him up and scold bo, vincent swallowed and licked at his own blood, liking how it burned down his throat and even how it stained his face (he is an artist cmon he would see the beauty in it) feeling slightly euphoric and later on he would pick at his skin or bite his fingers til they bleed and he would eat the skin

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MORE BO STILLS🗣 (i'm using this as an excuse to post another glue trap bo)