Remi

I do art n shit - They/them Commissions are open!

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[thekashishverse]

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[fuckableoldmen]

Today's fuckable old man of the day is:

Greg Davies! He is 58 and fuckable!

[boycowlecter]

Some highlights from Greg and Alex from my island. Also yesterday's birthday celebration!

[boycowlecter]

UPDATE they got married!!

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[h1rnydaddy70]

severely abundant in the vitamin that turns you into a badass alpha daddy wolf

[indigosfindings]

"DNF" is such a wild concept, it's ons of those things that make me feel like im an outlier in terms of how i approach things. like i dont fuck *any* of the books i read. and ive never wanted to. but apparently some people fuck so many books that it's easier to list the ones they havent fucked!

[everyshadeofwrong]

I'm going to give Alex a little walk

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[fleabite4]

[h1rnydaddy70]

Babygirl. Daddy is ready to do something a little peculiar to you

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[drabbles-mc]

finished watching Gary and now i wanna throw up and cry (complimentary) (heartbroken) (unwell) (devastated)

[boycowlecter]

Some highlights from Greg and Alex from my island. Also yesterday's birthday celebration!