Because fuck you that's why.

Hello, the names Crow I love metal and whiskey. Thank you for the follow. Getcha pull motherfuckers.

[sonypraystation]

me: may i have a single dollar

FASFA:

[littlecrowofdoom]

Sad but relatable.

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[artisthumors-blog]

[geodebiome]

where did the kid in the red hoodie go

[quaadude]

He escaped

[t33th-t00th]

he was the smart artist 

[official-mikasa]

actually he was an escape artist

[littlecrowofdoom]

^

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

holy shit this scene from breath of the wild is really powerful i can’t wait for the nintendo switch

[littlecrowofdoom]

WAT

[antoniporowski]

The beginning of 2016:

Middle of 2016:

End of 2016:

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[littlecrowofdoom]

FUCK

I'm twenty years old now I'll be old in like 5 years

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[littlecrowofdoom]

I support this

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[littlecrowofdoom]

Put plastic on the floors and walls before you commit the murder

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

Suffocated by Juggalos NO!!!!!

[rinlockhart]

penetrated by my failures

[pokeballssohard]

Suffocated by the world we live in

[littlecrowofdoom]

Fucked by My Existence. ... True

[littlecrowofdoom]

TEQUILLA IS POISON THAT MAKES YOU DO SHAMEFUL THINGS. NEVER, EVER DRINK TEQUILA.

trust me. I wouldn't wanna make that mistake again.

[littlecrowofdoom]

Why? For how long? I'm sorry. & that's good you have fun though! :)

I haven't been looking for someone, no other real reason really. It's been a year and a half, maybe 2. And yeah I try to have fun

[littlecrowofdoom]

Are you single by the way?

Very. Have been for awhile, a long while.

[littlecrowofdoom]

Oh that sounds fun lol. Do you like it?

It's been good so far. It's pretty fun usually.

[littlecrowofdoom]

Whereeeee!? I wanna work with you. You seem so cool.

I promise I'm as uncool as they come. I was given a sand paper personality from birth. But yeah I work at a subway.