suicide squad things, hero version
it’s uncomfortable and embarrassing for the villain in question so of course heroes have two options
act like nothing is out of place
mock them
in the interest of teamwork, usually the first
waller is scary, ok? waller is scary. task force x SUCKS.
plus, it seems like villains know if you fuck with one of them. if you let your exobytes swing that way you’ll never walk outside safely again.
villain version
it starts with a tranq dart and ends with a bomb collar
just kidding! it ends with being dunked into a group of heroes with only the vaguest idea of what you’re supposed to do
the bomb collar is just a facet of how strange, uncomfortable, and fucked up of an experience being recruited into the squad is
it’s really unfortunate if you’re into fighting heroes. how do you recover from that?
you don’t.












