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I said I’d sentence mix @bikwin5​‘s comic, and I meant it.

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

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One of the commenters (@halahala3967) transcribed the pattern:

Lizard coaster Pattern

Body - 00:00:45

R1: MR ch2, 10 dc in MR, slst, ch 2 [10] R2: 10 dc inc, slst, ch 2 [20] R3: (dc, dc inc) *10 slst, ch 2 [30] R4: (dc, dc inc, dc) *10 slst, ch 1 [40] R5: Reverse sc in every stitch

Tail - 00:10:30

R1: MR, ch2, 4dc in the magic ring, slst, ch 2 [4] R2: (dc, dc inc)2, slst, ch2 [6] R3: 6 dc, slst, ch2 [6] R4: (2dc, dc inc)2, slst Cut off long tail for sewing [8]

Mouth (red yarn) - 00:16:47

ch 10 R1: skip 1st st, 8 sc, (3 sc in 1 st), 7 sc, inc, slst, ch1 [20] R2: inc, 7 sc, 3 inc, 7 sc, 2 inc, slst ch 1 [26] R3: (sc, inc), 7 sc, (sc, inc)*3, 7sc, (sc, inc)*2 [32] Cut off and weave in yarn

Tongue (pink yarn) - 00:27:52

In the third stitch from the red chain, ch 10 skip 2 st, 8 hdc [8] slst and cut off extra yarn, weave in from behind

Head (green yarn) - 00:31:00

R1: ch 14, slst in the first ch making a circle R2: ch1, hdc2tog, 10 dc, hdc2tog, slst ch 2 [12] R3 dcinc, 2 dc, 6hdc, 2dc, dcinc, slst ch 2 [14] R4: 2 dc, 3 hdc, 4sc, 3 hdc, 2 dc, slst ch 1 [14] Cut off yarn

Upper lip - 00:40:15

At the 5th st from the head, insert green yarn R1: ch2, dcinc, 6dc, dcinc [10] R2: ch2, turn dc2tog, 6dc, dc2tog [8] R3: ch2, turn dc2tog, 4dc, dc2tog [6] R4: ch2, turn dc2tog, 2dc, dc2tog [4] ch1, cut off extra yarn

Lower lip - 00:47:44

R1: ch1, 6 hdc [6] R2: ch1, turn hdc2tog, 2hdcdc, hdc2tog [4] ch 1 turn Attach red mouth piece and tongue by sc in every stitch, slst, Cut off extra yarn and weave in Stuff in

Eyes (white yarn) x2 - 00:53:40

R1: MR, 6sc in MR [6] R2: slst, ch1, 6 sc [6] slst and cut off extra yarn Glue on eyes and heads for pupils Attach head and tail at opposite ends, Put stitch marker 4 st away from each direction for limbs

Legs x4 - 01:01:24

ch7, slst, skip 1 st st, 2 slst, (ch2, skip 1st st , 2 slst) *2, 4 sc, slst Cut off and weave in yarn

Abbreviations + additional links under the cut

Abbreviations

R1 = Row 1 MR = magic ring ch = chain st = stitch slst = slip stitch sc = single crochet dc = double crochet hdc = half double crochet inc = increase dec = decrease dc2tog = double crochet 2 together (used for decreasing) hdc2tog = half double crochet 2 together (used for decreasing) [12] = the amount of stitches you should get for that row (especially for increase/decrease instructions)

See this article about the abbreviations + video showing how to do a magic ring: https://catherinecrochets.com/what-does-mr-mean-in-crochet/

Another article about abbreviations : https://joyofmotioncrochet.com/crochet-abbreviations-and-terms/

Here's another article, showing some of the differences between USA vs UK abbreviations: https://peacefulcrochet.com/us-vs-uk-terms/

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First official art fight attack hehe

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Mak asked Ilves for a favor and they both had vastly different feelings about it (turmoil and blissed out)

Based on Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan by Ilya Repin (which is why this is my unofficial first attack hehe)

Mak (they/them) belongs to @speckeltail

[speckeltail]

me before growing tomatoes: i don't like tomatoes

me after growing tomatoes in my garden: look at my tomatoes, admire my tomatoes #mytomatoes

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You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

[shesnake]

also happy pride month to this banger

[thethreemustyfears]

Ladies and gentlemen, Gay Blade

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[the2headedcalf-movedagain]

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

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[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[bluehairedspidey]

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

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[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

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[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

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Y’all little writers go on and have fun now