Acorn's Blog

29m idiot that is into kinky stuff

[darlinglilmia]

Using the Internet like I'm a kid in the 2000's: 10/10

Like

Funny cat videos

Cool computer games

Wikipedia/Google/learning

The Internet was not made for much more than that besides the grownup stuff I'm too little for

It's absolutely relaxing, I'm low-cortisolmaxxing over here

[darlinglilmia]

Sending my mom videos of cats being cute or funny while I go down a Wikipedia rabbithole of which dinosaurs lived in the area now known as South Korea: 10/10

Fun fact there's 5 and TWO of them have Korea in the name. Like. I get it's probably endemic to the area but can we get original ??

[darlinglilmia]

Can one of you smart littles with a dinosaur interest help me navigate Wikipedia dinosaur articles

I know one of you has one

[littleeacorn29]

@mads-the-dog

Help a girl out!

[malewife-beater]

there's not enough guys who are into unwanted attention and being raped. i want to see a grown man hide his face while he whines about how he didn't want to lose his virginity this way. crying even louder when those words make me cum.

[chelseassmutblog]

The Need i have to be bossed around and humiliated by someone clearly superior to me is absolutely immeasurable.

Like Pleaseeee somebody tell me im a pathetic loser girl and forcw me to crawl to you on my hands and knees, just to then slap me.

Make me do embarassing things infront of your friends and mock me for being embarassed.

Pleaaaase somebody bully me 🥵

[littleeacorn29]

I am curious what everyones favorite pokemon is?

Mine is Skarmory and Wooper!

[littleeacorn29]

I am curious what everyones favorite pokemon is?

Mine is Skarmory and Wooper!

[missebabysitter]

hi miss e! i have been trying to satisfy my mommy in a big girl way for months now but it seems like i keep failing and she always is left satisfying herself while im touching myself in my diapers. i wuv my mommy and i wan her to be happy, n i think she would be the happiest if there was a big girl dat could satisfy her in bed and take care of her wittle woser wife. mmaybe if i ask nicely that would sound nice to you miss e? can you please make love to my wife n tell me all about how she was screaming your name while she changes my dirty diapie n when she done changing me maybe you grab her waist and makeout with her beautiful luscious lips >_< please fuck my mommy in front of me miss e because i don’t deserve to:(((

oh my goodness! what a blushy request! 🤭 somebody had been humping her diapies when writing this, weren’t they?

i guess Miss E could help out 😘😏 but i’m not so sure this is going to go the way you think baby, you’re much too little to be seeing such things!

which is why Miss E keeps her trusty blindfold in her diaper bag! can’t let such a pathetic wittle girl be corrupted by grownup games! you can still listen, but you aren’t going to see your Mommy’s private parts for a while now! 🤭

[beanblogsabit]

Woo hoo!!! Two nights in a row with no leaks!!! 🥰

[littleeacorn29]

and then Bean woke up in a wet bed

[littlefallenprincess]

Of course when I'm in this weird subby mood there isn't anyone to take advantage of it -_- mgrgrgrr...

[littleeacorn29]

Someone help this poor baby!

[littlefallenprincess]

Of course when I'm in this weird subby mood there isn't anyone to take advantage of it -_- mgrgrgrr...

[fawnforthexslaughter]

Wana play mermaids with me? I won’t lure you to your death I promise

[beanblogsabit]

Beanblogsabit

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Beanpeesalot!

Nooooo lieeesssss

[littleeacorn29]

Correct, its the truth!

[fawnforthexslaughter]

Wana play mermaids with me

[anxietyproblem]

[egregores-delight]

Please be careful on the internet. You never know who's watching you through your webcam and making notes of how you touch yourself.

[missebabysitter]

the door creaks open, and in walks Mommy and a new girl

so as you can see, this is the nursery and- baby, you’re up from your nap! ☺️ are you ready to meet your new babysitter? 😘

hey sweetheart! it’s so nice to finally meet you! i’m Miss E and i cannot wait to play with you! 😍

you stare uncomfortably at Mommy first, then me, sucking your paci while you try to make words match your big feelings

what is it honey, don’t you like Miss E?

are you hungry?

do you need a change?

we pepper you with babying questions in your crib. our giggles get louder as you blush harder. a little squirm from you and Mommy’s eyes light up!

oh i know! i’m sorry Miss E, he’s been a naughty boy and is wearing his cage for the first time! clearly he wasn’t ready for us to come in after our “private” interview! 😘

don’t worry baby, Mommy will take Miss E and we’ll finish up in the other room! 🫦😏

feat: Scarlet Skies & Skye Blue

[itstimetogo]

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

[martysimone]

Karolina Laskowska | Kore • hand embellished French lace with sequins + beads + 3D blossoms + crystal buttons