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hi, i'm sally. ⌂⌂⌂ (pronouns : she/her/hers.)

[littleinkdreams]

I had this saved in a file so

have it, I guess

[runlikedavid-deactivated2018022]

Picture This

So the whole point of the Pirates movies is Captain Jack Sparrow is trying to find a way to become immortal. What if the last movie in the franchise ends with him achieving that somehow. Then the movie goes to a montage of Captain Jack dancing through history doing all sorts of shenanigans. He keeps creating new identities and showing up in different settings. We see Jack with bootleggers, with Elvis, pitching the Pirates ride to Walt Disney, maybe he has a beer with Wil Turner and the Beatles, anti war protests, all over the place and then the movie ends. Then the end credit scene opens at a film studio. Young hopefuls are standing in line for some sort of audition. We see captain Jack in the line. When it’s his turn he walks in and sits in front of the casting people and introduces himself as Johnny Depp. The casting director tells him he’ll be reading for the part of Jack Sparrow when he interrupts her with a, “I think there’s supposed to be a ‘captain’ in there love” and then the movie cuts to black.

[harrystylesdaily]

[binchbaby]

[zhinico]

[apjvff]

shine bright like a bright thing

[trippnoiz]

We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said

“Because they’re still alive.”

Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.

[ubersaur]

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

[opossumom-deactivated20170107]

I like how Riften is supposed to be the hive of scum and villainy but literally no other city is as bad as markarth

[fledgling-witch]

I tried to help an old man complete his research and just barely stopped the entire city from getting overrun with falmer

And almost everyone who isn’t a Forsworn daedra-worshipping cannibalistic rebel is a daedric-worshipping cannibal cultist

Seriously, Oblivion take Markarth

[weloveshortvideos]

cat review

[thebestoftumbling]

Magicians photo bombing a live news broadcast

[manbandvevo-blog]

BUT HOW DID THEY DO IT

[salmonpynk]

Being the smallest one out of your group of friends like

[magicgirlkyubey]

being the tallest one out of your group of friends like

[ninzja]

It kinda looks like the person in the middle is so tall that they have 2 layers of friends

[lameborghini]

School taught me a lot of stuff, but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes.

[lameborghini]

excuse me who the hell is adding proper capitalization and punctuation to my posts im having u taken to the police

[hazydazed-deactivated20190920]

[kingxmoriarty]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

[sexuallytransmittedsadness-deac]

Y'all like muscley and buff cis women but you hate trans women that you think are “built like men” Y'all like cis girls pegging and/or wearing strap on but you hate trans women topping or daring to use their genitals if non-op or pre-op Y'all love encouraging cis women to grow out body hair and facial hair and be unapologetic about their natural bodies but YALL HATE TRANS WOMEN WHAT THE FUCK DO WE NOT SEE HOW GODDAMN RIDICULOUS AND FUCKED UP THAT IS?!

[velmadinkleygothedit]

WLW (witches loving witches)