He Hit Me And It Felt Like A Kiss💙

Krism. 18+. Married. Content tagged /littlekrism or /me

[hiighlyssa]

500mg Muddy Buddies made by yours truly. ✨

SC: bluntkitten

[knivesonstatic]

[babyybarbie]

Heartbreaker 🥀

[realitytvshow]

[psy-faerie]

[kittysmashh]

And Lemonade,

And Anime. 💗

Leave my caption intact or you’ll get lotion in your eye and you won’t stop tearing for like 15 minutes and get aftershocks throughout the day.

[nocuer]

Shawty in a oversized t-shirt and panties is the best lingerie a man can ask for

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

timmy turner was a horrible person

[maxknightley]

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

[zennistrad]

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

[dracunculia]

FUCKING WHAT

[brangdangowitz-deactivated20201]

Wait what

[concernedacfan]

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

[vampirezigzagoon]

[agfukagfsaglfhalgadhgdsgds-deac]

the FUCK

[parakeet]

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

the only true gamer

[prostatemodern]

after you’ve been the only bottom in a five man orgy

[brettchase418]

when the last guy about to nut.

[starlightvii]

I’m deleting lol

[yo-matchell-deactivated20181214]

The fuck

[omigawdmatt]

I think I’m done with the internet for today

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Content.

Ft. @bushleaguejunky

[weed4just2do0it]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[nothin-gness-deactivated2024102]

[niyarest]

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday