little-lass-gt

I Will most likely Delete This Account When School Starts.

[littlelassgt-blog]

Wait it Halloween ain’t it?

No? It’s not? Oh ok then thanks for the correction!

ThAt would have been embarrassing huh?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Remember when moustaches were a trend

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I didn't dream this right?

Wtf was 2012 thinking

[theawesomeraccoon]

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[fluffmoth]

[contagioushappiness]

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

[forestry-kids]

I just want to hide from the world in one of these

[carerxsmolreg]

solid heckin guide

[the-dying-red-rose]

Cool down

Red~ requested by @nerdqueenkat

Darky is soft!Dark! If anyone is interested- DarkyXtiny

It was hot.. so hot outside. Luckily the professor’s house had good air conditioning. However, the pie on the windowsill and the warm breeze made you crave some splishy splashy time.

However.. today you were tiny. When you were tiny, Dark was especially careful with you. “Hey Darky?”

“Yes, my love?”

“Can we go swimming?”

Dark blinked, “Uhm- Well, you see.. you are very tiny... and my pool is very big....”

You pouted, and he sighed. He thought for a second, before going and getting you one of your tiny swim suits. You smiled and sunscreened up, before changing. Meanwhile, Dark was in the kitchen looking for a couple of things..

~

“Tada!” Dark had gotten a long rectangle container, that was only a couple inches taller than you. He filled it up half way, and put it on a pool float. “Problem fixed.”

You smiled and gave him a peck on the cheek, “Thanks Darky, you’re the best!”

Dark blushed, before very gently placing you in your own little pool. He sat on another float, reading a book and watching over you. He was just glad he could make you happy.

[thedgeofsleep]

i saw a text post of this and couldn’t resist

[lum1natrix]

[friendlyphantom]

I MISS DAMIEN

[psych2go]

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[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[runwithskizzers]

lmao an absolute delight

[littlelassgt-blog]

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[listsoflifehacks]

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

[people-are-garbage]

Holy fuck

[okiitos]

Cool now I can make these with less sugar so I don’t get a headache.

[strawberryamanita]

Idk where this is from but it's extremely cursed

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

[dykebrucespringsteen]

i found an extended version of the one above in which scrappy is inexplicably out in the woods and the gang, rightly, is scared shitless by him

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[frejann]

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

[frejann]

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

[surfeit-of-stoats]

Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes

Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-

[ace-feminist]

Holy shit you nailed it

[mad-dyspunktional]

Laziness: I don’t want to do the thing so I’m not going to do the thing and I’m not going to worry about it because I don’t care.

Procrastination: I’m purposely putting off doing the thing because I don’t want to do the thing and this may or may not be causing me anxiety depending on how important the thing is.

Executive Dysfunction: I may or may not want to do the thing but regardless I can’t seem to do the thing and it is causing me great anxiety because the thing needs to be done.

[hasleftthechat-deactivated20211]

I love Tumblr for stuff like this. I never knew the name of this before seeing it here and it’s so freeing to be able to assess myself in real time like, no this is a residual trauma response and it’s ok and I just need to remind myself that I’m safe.

[c-ptsdrecovery]

Procrastination: I’m purposely putting off doing the thing because I don’t want to do the thing and this may or may not be causing me anxiety depending on how important the thing is.

Executive Dysfunction: I may or may not want to do the thing but regardless I can’t seem to do the thing and it is causing me great anxiety because the thing needs to be done.

Self-care: it doesn’t really matter whether I do the thing, and I don’t WANT to do the thing, so i’m not GONNA do the thing, and I’ll try not to beat myself up about it. 

Laziness: *doesn’t exist*

No, seriously, laziness doesn’t exist.

[hasleftthechat-deactivated20211]

Good addition. Good good.