[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that in grade 12 you have to ask to go the bathroom in school. But 2 months after you graduate you have to choose what you want to do for the rest of your life

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[radiocandy]

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

[ithadtobethemoon]

as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this

[littlelustynoe]

Necessary reblog

[littlelustynoe]

What state do you live in?

Hi! I live in NYC!

[littlelustynoe]

Best advice for an anal newbie who wants to enjoy it

GO!

[littlelustynoe]

Best Advice for Anal Newbies

GO!

[zodiacmind]

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[littlelustynoe]

If this isn't the truth, I don't know what is.

[herotherpapi]

Choke her and tell her she is pretty with your dick in her mouth

[vampirecutie-deactivated2023032]

Please

[brain-dead-dolly-deactivated201]

fuck… pretty please?

[littlelustynoe]

Works every time 😍

[sirtrouble43-deactivated2016020]

What a man thinks when he likes someone..

1. Am I good enough for her

2. How am going to get her attention

3.. Is my attention enough for her

4. Will she look past my flaws

5. How can I keep the other men at bay..

6. Am I just a flavor of the week

7. Does she desire me as much as I desire her

8. Will she see everything in me..

There is many, we as men have the same questions as you ladies..

But the thing is.. You ladies can have any man you desire..

But will he treat you as good as the average fella..

Will he give you all his attention..

So when you think of a man… We have the same insecurities as you ladies

[lacyblumer-deactivated20151210]

And here we women thought all the insecurities sat in our laps. Nice post!! ~ Lacy 👑

[sirtrouble43-deactivated2016020]

We had you fooled Ms. Lacyblumer

[littlelustynoe]

Lesson learned

I am not into threesomes with other girls

[eveningfrivolities-deactivated2]

lmao how did it go?

[littlelustynoe]

Well for starters apparently I get jealous so there's that.

Definitely not much into eating pussy either. Nothing wrong with it at all, it's just not for me.

[littlelustynoe]

Lesson learned

I am not into threesomes with other girls

[superdaddy771990-deactivated201]

Super Daddy Public Service announcement

Ladies if he doesn’t go down on you. If he doesn’t give that beautiful little pussy the attention it deserves and then expects you to take care of him you need to get as far away from him as possible and find yourself a guy who will devour you every time like it was his last meal

[littlelustynoe]

Blow Job

Anyone have any advice on how to give your man a really good blow job? I'm looking to mix it up here and I have a gag reflex.

[alienstardawg]

If you owned me for 24 hours, what would you do with me?

[littlelustynoe]

I'd love to keep you barefoot and pregnant, making sure to keep your belly swollen as soon as possible after you give birth

This sounds incredible! I would love this too, let's talk?

[littlelustynoe]

I'd love to fill you full of my baby batter and knock you up!!

❤️Message me off anon?!

[littlelustynoe]

You'll find it. I am sure. But an absolute pleasure finding out kinky NYC folks, especially Brooklyn.

☺️ thank you, I hope so! I'll be here for a while.