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Suggesting a registry doesn’t mean that he intends to, or even is capable of creating one.
And the second tweet is leaving out a very important piece of information: why the protesters were getting gassed. Those cunts were picking up brick out of the sidewalks and throwing them at the police. They were fighting, looting and setting things on fire. The police DID NOT gas innocent peaceful protesters.
Making Amends Takes Time 💜 (W/ @lex_ryser)
OMG IF YOU DO THIS TO ME I WILL FORGIVE YOU FOREVER XDDDDDDD
oh my gosh this is perfect
Guy: Hey, are you still mad at me?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Come on, you wanna… kiss and make up?
Girl: Okay
Guy: Kiss, make-up, there you go, I’ll leave you alone, sorry again.
i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’
because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’
and now i think of this
once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing
This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see
#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)
I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.
She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.
“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form.
“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.
“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away.
I am not gonna lie, James Taylor, precious cinnamon bun werewolf, would 100% do this.
picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not
2017 has just started…….. it’s alright so far………… i am suspicious
@new d&d players and dungeon masters starting because of critical role, aquisitions inc, the adventure zone, etc:
hey listen. i know it’s really super easy to compare and set up expectations that your game, your DMing or your roleplaying should be like theirs. i know. it’s super easy to look at matthew mercer and feel like you’ll never be as entertaining as him or you’ll never be as good at roleplaying as the cast, or that you’ll never be as funny as the mcelroys.
but listen to me. i’m serious. they are professionals, but they’re playing with their friends. every single person brings something unique and great to a tabletop game, and if you let go of the expectation that everything needs to be perfect, everything needs to be like the podcasts you listen to or the shows you watch–
it WILL be perfect. d&d is a game where you can do whatever the fuck you want and you should do that, but realize that with these expectations are unfair to your fellow players, your dm, and most importantly yourself. sometimes it takes a while for people to get comfortable with how things are. sometimes it doesn’t. that’s ok. just enjoy your game as much as you can
Trying to explain to baby leftists about no platforming is so frustrating like no Don’t debate fascists one on one Don’t debate fascists in a house Don’t debate fascists with a mouse Don’t debate fascists in the rain Don’t debate fascists on the train Don’t debate fascists here or there Don’t debate them anywhere
“If fascism could be defeated in debate, I assure you that it would never have happened, neither in Germany, nor in Italy, nor anywhere else.” -Frank Frison, Holocaust survivor
this is my favorite post omg
“I’LL DO IT AGAIN”
DM: So, I was looking up how to stat out gods the other day–
P1: Why?!?!
when you have a depressive episode out of nowhere but you cant even pretend to be surprised because youve been acting unhealthy all week
when you go to bed so youll feel better but you still wake up depressed
when youre trying not to binge eat your feelings but then you remember whats in the pantry
when you’re sitting there trying to remember what happiness is
when people know you’re having a hard time and are trying to be there for you by offering patronizing support and insensitive advice and all you really want is to go back to bed and lie there in silence for a few days
when you’re on vacation but you’re too depressed to enjoy it and you are trying to force yourself to have fun which just makes everything worse and you want to go home but you know deep down that once you get home you will ache for something new
lying when someone asks if you’re okay like
I'm awake and that makes me nervous because I might be in a manic phase and that means I'm gonna be hella depressed in a few days. Fuck this.
That Glimmer of Hope ✨
Feeling personally attacked
I’m laughing so loud
Ok pretty funny but now WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO AND WHY WAS A FULL SWAT TEAM NEEDED???
People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000
Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong
They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.
they would literally be 984 years old i………….