[depsidase]

[shadowseductress]

being weird together is a love language to me

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[yeahthisishappening]

much like the humble cicada, all I want to do is scream

[happyheidi]

love is stored in the cow ♡

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[neonelven]

[midnightglances]

This whole blog is a bit. I’m not even real actually.

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[papayajuan2019]

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

[depsidase]

[nonagesimuses]

asparkii on ig

[kosmogrl]

[littlemissobvious]

Yesterday was not my day. I technically got stuff done from my to do list, but something went wrong with everything I tried to do. So I think today I’ll take a break from chores and errands and setting up my apartment and having a to do list.

[whirlingatoms]