NSFW Asks ALL ANSWERED (because I don’t want to work right now :P)
1:When did you lose your virginity? November 16th, 2008/2009?
2: Rough sex or soft sex? Why not both?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Define unusual? I love rope, breathily, CGL, light impact, these are pretty par for the course. I love my feet being touched too so perhaps that?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Gave a blow job in an apartment stairwell once.
5: Favourite sex position? Missionary XD
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive
7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Once.
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed.
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes. In the woods. It was a family reunion weekend...quite naughty XD
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes.
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? Black satin with a bow and dangling gemstone. My husband’s favourite are a pair of bright green ones with white polka dots and a pink band though :P
12: How often do you have sex? Depends... sometimes 6-7 times one week, sometimes once.
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? A few people.
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Depends on the partner. Generally giving.
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Tried prepping for anal, but went too fast, hurt myself, and managed to shit myself in front of my partner (thank god for putting a towel down).
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? I have a playlist but I don’t actually know what anything is called.
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? ???
18: Are you into dressing up for sex? Somewhat.
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Shower.
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? The three guys I’m seeing, all at once? I’m feeling greedy :P
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? I have had multiple threesomes.
22: Do you/would you use sex toys? YUP.
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yes.
24: Would you have sex with your best friend? I have.
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) Eat.
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Having my throat grabbed from behind and feeling a hard cock against my ass.
27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night.
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Inguinal Ligament/stomach where the treasure trail is. Umph.
29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Stomachs/waists... legs.
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Meh? I’m an open book. The 6.5 inch cyber skin suction-cup dildo might scare some people though :P
31: Weirdest sexual act someone has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Eating off of my feet?
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, I’m not into it.
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes. Both people tests and monogamous/using protection with others? Go ahead.
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Not into food play.
35: Worst possible time to get horny: Exams. It’s happened to me before.
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Hell yes.
37: How much fapping is too much fapping: When you can’t get off with another person.
38: Best sexual compliment you ever got: Praising me while I went down on them;
39: Favorite foreplay activities: Making out, when it’s with the right person. Getting dressed up/prepped, and cleaning up my house lmao, or making them coffee/food.
40: What do you wear to bed? Underwear.
41: When was the first time you masturbated: I was too young to write it on here.
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes.
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Probably 2 years ago?
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? I have.
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? I have.
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? ...shower squeegee. Gross, I know.
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, because I like dick but watching it go into women XD
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not): Meh? I need it with fingering to really get much out of it. Used to love it but I like penetrative sex waaaay more.
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? If they are nice tattoos, yum. Some are atrocious and it’s distracting.
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I’ve done it.
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?Anything sugary is bad around a vagina. Don’t mess with it.
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Private sex worker, not on film. Too many logistics with film.
53: Do you watch porn? Yes
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? No.
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? No.
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? No.
57: If you could give yourself head, would you? No.
58: Booty or Boobs? Booty.
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes. I was 16 and unhappy in my relationship, and I went on a cruise with a bunch of people I would never see again. Made out with one guy, ended up MSN video-chatting regularly with my now-husband (so everything worked out!) :)
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? Masturbate, have sex, pee standing up (without having to aim the folds XD), be a sugar daddy (I like spoiling others), and have a session with a dome (much easier to find in my area than a dom).
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Yes.
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? Yes.
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? No...
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Everything. Fill me up yo.
65. What is your bra/penis size? Ha, these are never accurate. 28D? 30C? I’m pretty flat so no one ever believes that.
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Shower squeegee, so many repeat questions...
67. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday afternoon.
68. When was the last time you had sex? Last Sunday (a week ago).
69. When was the last time you watched porn? 2 weeks ago?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Yes, last one was a haul of benwa balls, glass dildo, and a butt plug I think? First one was a we-vibe (gift from my now-husband).
71. Guys: Circumsized? I don’t mind either way.
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? My waist, neck, back, feet, thighs, everything really.
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? It’s all one big system...
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? No.
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? No.
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Never.
77. Which wet dream was your favourite? None.
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?Many.
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Yes.
80. Favorite sexual position? Missionary...
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Very very rarely. Hated it before but it’s growing on me.
82. Are you into any BDSM? Clearly.
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why? Yes. Because they were a stranger on a train and clearly going to work.Â
84. Do you like dirty talk? Love it.
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? In between - I make noise but not unnecessarily. Quiet for masturbation minus during orgasm.
86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Yes. All the time. stupid cat and dog. Worst was to my dog throwing up in the other room.
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? X-art, co-ed threesomes, bdsm (mostly light impact/cat girls).
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yes.
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes.
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes, not really. Still on Snapchat but don’t talk because we aren’t in the same social circles. She was a cutie though.
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes, and yes. I’ve had a few over the years, some I stopped sleeping with due to distance, drama/feelings, and others I still occasionally see (like my Brit ^^). I don’t get to see others often but when I do... it’s nearly always worth it. Plus they listen to me moan about my job :P