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have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

“…You mean a cheer in victory? That hardly seems at all similar to an animal noise.”

it seems similar to a victorious roar of a lion which is like purr of a cat

people are animals. noises people make are therefore animal noises

“It- It’s not a roar- I suppose you make fair points, but I assure you, I am human.”

*Owain sighs faintly and subtly moves his hand as though to rub his brow, though abandons the motion, as he’s wearing his helmet.*

alright. i suppose it is not such a crime to lie

do you not tire of constantly wearing the armour?

“It’s not- I’m not lying-!” *Owain exhales in resignation.* “No, I do not. I am well accustomed to wearing it.”

you must have at first though, no? you must have once been little, has it never weighed you down?

“No. I was not little when I swore my oath. I was already trained and strong enough to carry it with me, day after day, and I’ve only gotten stronger since.”

*Owain stops for a second.* “Why do you ask?”

i grow curious of your past. you seem so stoic, have you never had any hardship?

“I have had much hardship. I am stoic- as you put it- because of that, not despite it.” *He pauses.* “I am a knight. One can expect me to have fought in many wars for my various patrons over the years.”

so you are traumatised, then? it does not surprise me, you hold yourself as someone who has suffered.

tell me more, i wish to learn

“No- I am not traumatized. I am simply well-worn. I may have fought many a fight, but I am not worse off for it.” *Owain’s shoulders droop in exasperation.*

but you have suffered traumas, yes? i find it unlikely that you exited battles with only external wounds

trauma does not make you worse. it makes you seasoned

“I- No-” *Owian sighs. Again.* “Not everyone who sets foot on a raging battlefield will leave with all kinds of wounds. Not everyone will leave with any wounds at all. Some will not leave. Such is war. A knight who finds himself traumatized by the battles he fights in ought to not be a knight.”

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but you have watched your allies and friends die, have you not? has that not shaken you even a little, are you so cold that death does not deter you?

i would be traumatised. i have never seen war, but it does not sound fun

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

“…You mean a cheer in victory? That hardly seems at all similar to an animal noise.”

it seems similar to a victorious roar of a lion which is like purr of a cat

people are animals. noises people make are therefore animal noises

“It- It’s not a roar- I suppose you make fair points, but I assure you, I am human.”

*Owain sighs faintly and subtly moves his hand as though to rub his brow, though abandons the motion, as he’s wearing his helmet.*

alright. i suppose it is not such a crime to lie

do you not tire of constantly wearing the armour?

“It’s not- I’m not lying-!” *Owain exhales in resignation.* “No, I do not. I am well accustomed to wearing it.”

you must have at first though, no? you must have once been little, has it never weighed you down?

“No. I was not little when I swore my oath. I was already trained and strong enough to carry it with me, day after day, and I’ve only gotten stronger since.”

*Owain stops for a second.* “Why do you ask?”

i grow curious of your past. you seem so stoic, have you never had any hardship?

so you are traumatised, then? it does not surprise me, you hold yourself as someone who has suffered.

tell me more, i wish to learn

“No- I am not traumatized. I am simply well-worn. I may have fought many a fight, but I am not worse off for it.” *Owain’s shoulders droop in exasperation.*

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but you have suffered traumas, yes? i find it unlikely that you exited battles with only external wounds

trauma does not make you worse. it makes you seasoned

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

“…You mean a cheer in victory? That hardly seems at all similar to an animal noise.”

it seems similar to a victorious roar of a lion which is like purr of a cat

people are animals. noises people make are therefore animal noises

“It- It’s not a roar- I suppose you make fair points, but I assure you, I am human.”

*Owain sighs faintly and subtly moves his hand as though to rub his brow, though abandons the motion, as he’s wearing his helmet.*

alright. i suppose it is not such a crime to lie

do you not tire of constantly wearing the armour?

“It’s not- I’m not lying-!” *Owain exhales in resignation.* “No, I do not. I am well accustomed to wearing it.”

you must have at first though, no? you must have once been little, has it never weighed you down?

“No. I was not little when I swore my oath. I was already trained and strong enough to carry it with me, day after day, and I’ve only gotten stronger since.”

*Owain stops for a second.* “Why do you ask?”

i grow curious of your past. you seem so stoic, have you never had any hardship?

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so you are traumatised, then? it does not surprise me, you hold yourself as someone who has suffered.

tell me more, i wish to learn

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

“…You mean a cheer in victory? That hardly seems at all similar to an animal noise.”

it seems similar to a victorious roar of a lion which is like purr of a cat

people are animals. noises people make are therefore animal noises

“It- It’s not a roar- I suppose you make fair points, but I assure you, I am human.”

*Owain sighs faintly and subtly moves his hand as though to rub his brow, though abandons the motion, as he’s wearing his helmet.*

alright. i suppose it is not such a crime to lie

do you not tire of constantly wearing the armour?

“It’s not- I’m not lying-!” *Owain exhales in resignation.* “No, I do not. I am well accustomed to wearing it.”

you must have at first though, no? you must have once been little, has it never weighed you down?

“No. I was not little when I swore my oath. I was already trained and strong enough to carry it with me, day after day, and I’ve only gotten stronger since.”

*Owain stops for a second.* “Why do you ask?”

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i grow curious of your past. you seem so stoic, have you never had any hardship?

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

“…You mean a cheer in victory? That hardly seems at all similar to an animal noise.”

it seems similar to a victorious roar of a lion which is like purr of a cat

people are animals. noises people make are therefore animal noises

“It- It’s not a roar- I suppose you make fair points, but I assure you, I am human.”

*Owain sighs faintly and subtly moves his hand as though to rub his brow, though abandons the motion, as he’s wearing his helmet.*

alright. i suppose it is not such a crime to lie

do you not tire of constantly wearing the armour?

“It’s not- I’m not lying-!” *Owain exhales in resignation.* “No, I do not. I am well accustomed to wearing it.”

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you must have at first though, no? you must have once been little, has it never weighed you down?

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

“…You mean a cheer in victory? That hardly seems at all similar to an animal noise.”

it seems similar to a victorious roar of a lion which is like purr of a cat

people are animals. noises people make are therefore animal noises

“It- It’s not a roar- I suppose you make fair points, but I assure you, I am human.”

*Owain sighs faintly and subtly moves his hand as though to rub his brow, though abandons the motion, as he’s wearing his helmet.*

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alright. i suppose it is not such a crime to lie

do you not tire of constantly wearing the armour?

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

“…You mean a cheer in victory? That hardly seems at all similar to an animal noise.”

#bannerfall #bannerfall smp #bfsmp #breakfastblr #bannerfall kitty #bf!kitty #bf kitty

it seems similar to a victorious roar of a lion which is like purr of a cat

people are animals. noises people make are therefore animal noises

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

“This is incorrect. I am not a cat.” *His tone is insistent.*

#bannerfall #bannerfall smp #bfsmp #breakfastblr #bf!kitty #bf kitty #bannerfall kitty

then what is the noise you make whenever you win arena battles if not a purr

i will not judge. i do the same when i win a farkle

have you ever accidentally mowed or purred?

“No? I’m not a cat, why would I make noises like one?”

#bannerfall #bannerfall smp #bfsmp #breakfastblr #bf!kitty #bf kitty #bannerfall kitty

can confirm he has, anon. he is simply shy of his nature

thenominalknight

WELL WELL WELL

WELL WELL WELL

dramaticmoonknight

why are we talking about wells???

“Because apparently no one is normal here.”

thenominalknight

I'm normal! I'm a normal guy who just so happens to live in a well well well!

“…Sure.”

*He doesn’t believe Nom for a second.*

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wells are soggy :(

"Hello there kitty!"

A figure aproaches, holding some string in her hand, metal suit clanking unceremoniously.

@sirbekofhouseyamon

hello sir bek! is the string for me? i appreciate it :3

"Yes, it is!" They cheered, handing her a spool of yarn. "Have you any news of how the blue kingdom if fairing?"

"apparently the lion knight has a son, our princess is alone with the flower mage, and the slime stole a piece of gold from you yesterday, he was bragging about it.

their kingdom is more interesting than ours

they nodded, taking a mental note of all the ongoings. "And how are you, I would like to go fishing later on if thats alright with you." She grinned, though under her mask you could tell by the hint in her voice that today was a good day.

oh yes, id love to go fishing! you seem happy today, is there something on your mind?

"Just had a stroke of luck in farkle is all!" They grinned, holding up a large puch of gold. "What time is good for you to go fishing?"

i am free anytime, though admittedly i would prefer if it was sometime after my daily visit to the blue kingdom. i haven't annoyed anyone today

have you turned into a gambling addict like the rest of our kingdom?

"Ah, that makes sense, just visit whenever you want to and I'll likely be free." They grinned looking over to the blue kingdom. "No, I wouldn't say I am, although I played because someone had... reccomended it to me..." They hummed, thinking back to the lovely swan lady...

*gives her a knowing look*

you are smitten. you do not hide it well

"I do not normally need to hide it and anyways its not like I have a chance-" they shifted, despite already knowing there was no chance she couldn't help but be... dissapointed...?

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you mistake her demeanor for dismissiveness. i am sure you have a chance :3

why do you spend so much of your time with our old monarch? are you not loyal to your own kingdom?

-@littler-kitty

You mean Cam..? Well if I'm honest he more keeps chasing me and calling me cute, I haven't done anything..

though you humour him. is the attention not annoying? especially from him?

I'm kind! He's.. interesting

he is a sick healer. when he was our king, his decrees were nonsensical

interesting is... certainly a word to describe him

i love my kingdom, though i cannot fathom how you could put up with him. he is nice, i suppose

He really isn't all that bad. He's endearing, if you get past how.. stuck up he was as a king. A little ridiculous really..

Don't tell him I said that-

do you... share his affections?

His face turned a soft red with blush at the question, shaking his head quickly.

Of course not! I'd never! He insisted.

*disbelieving look*

if you say so

i am not one to disapprove of cross kingdom relationships, you know. i would not scorn you

I know you wouldn't, but others would have my head..

He shifted nervously.

It doesn't matter. There's nothing going on.

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... right. of course

drama aside, how have things been in the blue kingdom recently?

why do you spend so much of your time with our old monarch? are you not loyal to your own kingdom?

-@littler-kitty

You mean Cam..? Well if I'm honest he more keeps chasing me and calling me cute, I haven't done anything..

though you humour him. is the attention not annoying? especially from him?

I'm kind! He's.. interesting

he is a sick healer. when he was our king, his decrees were nonsensical

interesting is... certainly a word to describe him

i love my kingdom, though i cannot fathom how you could put up with him. he is nice, i suppose

He really isn't all that bad. He's endearing, if you get past how.. stuck up he was as a king. A little ridiculous really..

Don't tell him I said that-

do you... share his affections?

His face turned a soft red with blush at the question, shaking his head quickly.

Of course not! I'd never! He insisted.

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*disbelieving look*

if you say so

i am not one to disapprove of cross kingdom relationships, you know. i would not scorn you

why do you spend so much of your time with our old monarch? are you not loyal to your own kingdom?

-@littler-kitty

You mean Cam..? Well if I'm honest he more keeps chasing me and calling me cute, I haven't done anything..

though you humour him. is the attention not annoying? especially from him?

I'm kind! He's.. interesting

he is a sick healer. when he was our king, his decrees were nonsensical

interesting is... certainly a word to describe him

i love my kingdom, though i cannot fathom how you could put up with him. he is nice, i suppose

He really isn't all that bad. He's endearing, if you get past how.. stuck up he was as a king. A little ridiculous really..

Don't tell him I said that-

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do you... share his affections?

A small bat flies up, holding a large microphone- it practically fell multiple times while it approached- clearing its throat “can you hear me? Sorry I’m a bit rusty. Well, my name is Bat, you’re on bat-news! Many people have requested I interview the one and only Kitty. So I’ll start this nice and easy, if you could turn back into a cat? Would you?” It tilted the microphone to her, a offer

i still am a cat, just not physically. i want to be one physically though. i miss being small and nimble and having claws

bat-news

The bat nods slowly “yes, yes, so then how did you learn English? I know from personal experience it’s not immediate understanding. Unless the magic was different for you?”

it isn't difficult to pick up the language after hearing it spoken enough

Gonna be honest idk how canon this is I'm just making stuff up atp-

bat-news

“Truly? How long have you heard it spoken?”

(OOC: Cannon isn’t very important to be as long as it’s fun!)

uh... as long as i have been alive, so... two years i think

it is not too complex of a language

bat-news

“Not complex… right, Kitty can you read this?” Bat raised a small paper with writing on it, reading ‘how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.’ it smirks